The Ingham Family #236 Shringe cringe, free food binge, tomato tinge and sweaty minge

[PeachyJam]

Clean your baby's face! She is always grubby and messy, how can they leave her like that? Poor little thing.

Also what on earth was Isla doing here? Looks like something out of a horror film that she's too young to watch.

 

[nattis]

Nah. I prefer to hear anecdotes of blocked ears and smelly, tit-blasted toilets and then wallow in misery as depressing music plays out the dying minutes of their holiday.

I love it that Lazy told us all to put our fingers in our ears! And she never said to take them out again, so I'm half expecting one of the ever-obedient ifam to put a comment up saying that they're still sitting there doing as they're told and will Sarah please let them know when they can take their fingers out of their ears?!

I thought, take notes Lazy and stop talking when you hear how irritating your stupid voice is.

 

[thegreencow]

THE END..

Creepstopher pours himself a coffee. Time lapse of the kids at breakfast. The bags are loaded into an Uber by the driver. Shots of Dubai. The Inghams walk into the airport. Lazy moans that it's the worst morning of the whole holiday as they have to leave. They had a nice breakfast and travelled to the airport. They checked in online and need to collect the boarding passes. She hopes they get to go for a coffee. There isn't long to wait for the next adventure.

Lazy fans herself on the train. Creepstopher loves Dubai even more now. Men's toilets in airports are usually manky as everyone gets nervous bellies and destroys them. Creepstopher doesn't include himself in that. Liar. In the airport toilets there is an attendant with music playing, an aftershave smell and the attendant clean the toilet before you go in. Creepstopher went in to change his t-shirt but the man still sanitised the cubicle. Dubai have customer service down to a t. Emirates give you strollers so you just grab them from anywhere and can take them to the gate. They didn't get one coming out to Dubai but have today because Jace is full of energy and refusing to walk.

The girls have rinsed Creepstopher good and proper in the duty free by grabbing lots of things to buy. They're now sat in Shake Shack. Lazy reminds us about her ear. If she sounds weird that's why. Creepy lost his voice one day on the trip. Lazy says it would've been better the other way around. They have an hour 15 minutes until they board. They were going to just have milkshakes but changed their minds. They didn't eat breakfast this morning, although they did go down to the buffet because the girls wanted to, but they didn't eat anything. Lazy isn't a morning person. She has ordered an avocado burger, topped fries and a sweet tea. Lots of calories to keep her going on the 8 hour flight. Lazy shows us the food and eyes up the milkshake float.

The Inghams should've taken off 30 minutes ago but they're still at the airport as they have a delay. Half the flight had boarded but the plane was unloaded/de-boarded cackle/offloaded. As everyone got off they were given meal vouchers. It's currently a 3 1/2 hour delay so they've walked to the new gate. There's no A380 outside so Lazy is unsure if the gat will change again. They have reclining seats. Jace is asleep, Isabelle looks like she wants to fall asleep, as do Creepstopher and Mila, Isla is chilling with her Oreos and Esme will not get out of Lazy's face because she wants Lazy to buy her a bottle of Fiji water. She wants Fiji water because the bottle will look nice on her shelf. The kenji bottles are rare and cute. Esme will be 13 in 3 weeks and her list this year was yarn, Maui shampoo and Fiji water.

The Inghams board the plane. Shots of the kids and the wings of the plane. They finish dinner and are halfway. It's been a nice flight and Mila hasn't cried once. Esme had crocheted a sock but run out of yarn so only has one.

Random shot from the back of the plane. Footage of the flight progress screens. Shaky footage a they land. The Inghams get of the plane. Jace has a double ponytail. Two minutes of footage from the holiday.

End of vlog

JUST CUT HIS GODDAMN HAIR!!!!

Didn't have any breakfast? Yeah sure looks like it!! Either stop lying or tell your husband to not include the clip.

 

[Joris Bobson]

Erm, I wonderJust a small example of just how many commenters on their vlogs are new. Surely they wouldn’t make fake accounts to comment on their own vlogs to boost the views? I only checked the first few as I just cba to be honest. What an absolute tit show. Give it up you’re finished

I know a sad little twit of a man who has hundreds of YouTube and Instagram accounts that he made to be his fan club. No one with an ounce of sense would follow this prick and funny enough he’s a pedalo too

 

[mags]

Well at least they picked up one new fan on this trip.

 

[piggymummy01]

I will never understand this family as long as I live. Lunch was at 4 so breakfast was at midday then? That means the absolute bleeping idiots sat outside, and went in the pools, with their children including a toddler and baby when the sun was at its strongest. Why doesn‘t Mila have a sippy cup to have some fluids other than breast milk? The poor lamb must be really dehydrated.

Sarah would actually be correct only giving her breastmilk..it's enough.

 

[timemoveson]

Creepstopher pours himself a coffee

to throw on the wall?

 

[Tublet83]

Definitely a sponsor via emirates somehow, Sarah was far too happy and relaxed about the 3.5 flight delay. Maybe the free food vouchers sweetened jr for her

 

[mags]

Definitely a sponsor via emirates somehow, Sarah was far too happy and relaxed about the 3.5 flight delay. Maybe the free food vouchers sweetened jr for her

Happy and relaxed? I think the phrase you're looking for is "food coma"!

They haven't stopped eating the whole time they've been there and it's all been big portions of rich, fatty, sugary food.

 

[bleachedblonde]

Imagine getting paid to do travel vlogs by some company, and all you do is moan about having a blocked ear.

We all remember that Michael Palin series when while travelling Pole to Pole, all he did was whinge about his tooth ache.

And this image made me laugh out loud a lot. The sight of Lazy's dirty trotters hanging off the ground while her stupid flip flops lay sad on the ground below - while she looks over in utter contempt at the thought of doing something nice for her daughter. Even the kid in the background is laughing at her.

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Looks like a very well maintained Amusement Park - you know, with the burned out bulbs on the seats and all

Why are all these places that they visited empty? Seems like a snooze fest

Because it is so bloody hot!!! Normal people are inside in the A/C - not the Minghams!!! The have to make sure they take advantage of all the free stuff they were given. Never mind their 11 month old could get heat stroke and already has broken out in a rash from the heat. It’s all about the views/money. Let’s face it - at this point the Ifam are really only interested in seeing the younger two.

 

[NuffsEnuf]

to throw on the wall?

If they carry on like they are they won’t own any walls to throw anything at

 

[Betty Bujo]

What the ever living duck has poor Jace come as in this evenings vlog. I swear that Sarah has raided the nearest nursery dressing up box for old lady clothes

 

[SooooAnyway]

No matter what lies they tell ,whether they stay or leave Youtube that creature called Creepy will always be known as a N once ,that will always follow him and sadly those children

 

[bleachedblonde]

Clean your baby's face! She is always grubby and messy, how can they leave her like that? Poor little thing.
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How can the poor thing even breathe with all that crusted snot in her nose

 

[smowflakeone]

How on earth are those children not obese, all they eat is fast food, cheese, pasta or junk and they barely do any exercise

 

[Scotblock]

How can the poor thing even breathe with all that crusted snot in her nose

Jace was the same. He always had was crusting around his ear

 

[NuffsEnuf]

This is from today’s Sun Newspaper. How many parents do you know that would actively choose to endanger a babies & toddlers life? THEY CHOSE TO while all other parents already know the dangers & they protect their kids. What do this Ingham’s do? They effectively put their kids in grossly dangerous temperatures & expect them to be ok. How have their kids never come to serious harm?

 

[YoungHollywood]

Big Sez, baaaaabe, THAT is not an avocado burger, one is quite clearly an oily, fatty, fried beef burger with double cheese and oily, fried bacon with a SLICE of avo on top and the other, a deep fried chicken burger again with oily, fatty, fried bacon with a SLICE of avo on top. None of which I would be calling “an avocado burger”. You’re not healthy, stop pretending to be!

I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at that food.

 

[slmapg]

What the ever living duck has poor Jace come as in this evenings vlog. I swear that Sarah has raided the nearest nursery dressing up box for old lady clothes

He looks like a right scruff in the above photos. Set for life? More like clinging to life, kid looks neglected as hell.

 

[nowest9]

Sarah is a nasty cow, she really is. She was all for Esme playing with dolls, but now she’s got a new hobby and wants yarn for her birthday she’s snippy and pulls faces over it. There‘s no praise or encouragement for the older girls.

It made me feel sick looking at all that food they were eating before they got on that flight. There‘s no stop button with them is there? It’s just pure greed. I’d put money on them having spent the food vouchers too.

It was definitely gifted. No way would they have paid for a seat for Mila both ways.

Sarah doesn't want to have yarn as it wouldn't make a great birthday Hall (unless all their fans were suddenly into crochet) and she'd actually have to spend some real money instead of getting cheap stuff in large boxes to make it look like lots.

She also has so little class that she doesn't understand the value behind crochet. She's reminding me of a bully at school, belittling someone for actually enjoying something beyond hooking up with guys and drinking.

Who belittles their own child's hobby?

Sarah, get behind your daughter and support her interests. Especially when you've stripped everything else away from her and now she has to fill her day with something. How about giving her the amount you'd spend on tat and see what she buys. I bet it would be a lot different to the tat you get her.