The Ingham Family #232 The lying, the wig and the wardrobes (that still need doing)

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Meisify2 said:
And lazy moaning about how busy she was all day! Most mums do that everyday on top of a fill time job without the luxury of a stay at home dad.

she so cut of from reality of real life, i dont think she would cope if they ever have to return to it
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My thoughts exactly….
All the things she was listing she’d had to do and I was thinking I also had to do all those things as a single mum with four kids, whilst working full time?!?
Absolutely no idea of the real world have they…so removed from reality it’s a joke!
 
thegreencow said:
I WAS CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Has she been reading the bank statements? Looked at their views and seen the decline in the last couple of years? Pregnancy test for the next baby clickbait come back negative? Finished all the "rosies" KellyKirsty sent her?

Creepy asks Isabelle if she's ready. She's really nervous for this exam. He tells us there are a lot of people at the exam centre looking scared. Really, well that's interesting because today is a history exam so not much to be scared about with this one. And I doubt there were "a lot" of people there considering not many older people will be doing history; not like when you need a maths, English or science GCSE for a new job.

Esme is so happy because her Shein order arrived and she tried everything on. Her room is a mess. She got 3 new towels. The clothes fit well but she's not doing a haul of all the clothes in case the ifam get bored. Instead she's showing us her top 5. She shows us the turtle and whale she made. Esme does the haul. Lazy added a few extra things to the Shein order but Esme is happy. Creepy wasn't happy when the bags arrived as Shein is expensive sometimes.

Isabelle came back from the exam feeling good. Creepy is pleased about that. He's back from a morning skate. Lazy has gone to playgroup with Jace and Mila. Creepy needs to get the garden in shape because the weeds are growing fast. They were paying someone £60 to cut the weeds. The girls have new summer wardrobes for new adventures they have coming up. Cutting the grass is fun and getting the mower out is exciting. The grass is cut and Creepy is off to the shops with Lazy because Isabelle needs some new bits for her exams after she broke them yesterday.

It's 4:30pm and this is the first chance Lazy has had to pick up the camera. She's had to pull into a car park to film this. They got up and got everyone ready. Jace missed playgroup because Creepy had the car to take Isabelle to her exam. Creepy had to go and pick her up and there was no time to get to playgroup. Lazy took Jace to Mila's playgroup; which is one where you pay in advance to go. Lazy spoke to the lady who runs it and she said it was fine for him to go, even inviting him to come again. Some of Lazy's imaginary friend invited her to go to lunch so they went and had lunch. Then Lazy came home, dropped Isla off at dance after going to B&M for Isabelle, then halfway there Lazy remembered Isla wanted French plaits as today they're having their photos taken so she stopped and did them. Lazy now has an hour before she needs to pick Isla up. She needs to have dinner and wants a cup of tea. Tomorrow her neighbourhood friends are coming for lunch and a playdate. It's a hot sunny day and Lazy is in the mood for summer.

The Inghams are having a barbeque tonight. The grass looks appetising. It's the first barbeque of 2022. Lazy is stressed because nothing has been vlogged. She moans about having nothing to film. They usually stop filming at tea time.

Creepy has brought out the portable barbeques. Comment below if you're having a barbeque today. He throws the ball for Prinny. Shot of the barbeque. Lazy squeals at Mila, who is trying to get to the tag on the sofa. A spider is about to crawl onto Creepy. Jace and Isla are playing catch, or are trying to at least. Shots of Mila and Prinny.

Isla got Dancer of the Week at dance. She's only just started there and is so happy. More footage of Mila. Last night Lazy started crying in the middle of the night at 7am. She was tired and hadn't slept as Mila's sleeping has got worse as the week has progressed. Mila wanted to feed all night. The second Mila unlatched she was wide awake. If they had formula in the house, Mila would've had it last night. Lazy thinks it's the house as it's well insulated and stays hot even with the windows open. An hour and a half ago Mila started crying when Lazy was putting the brace back on and she noticed that all four of her top front teeth have come through. Lazy feels like she just got her bottom tooth. There is a 7 1/2 month old at playgroup who has 10 teeth, is crawling and so advanced. It's the cutest thing.

Shots of burgers on the barbeque, Isabelle revising and Creepy's plate. Lazy tells us what everyone is eating. She keeps asking Jace what he has, he says he can't see himself in the viewfinder so she turns it around and he says he has a hamburger (actually a cheeseburger). There is no manners like Lazy reminded him of yesterday.

Lazy is in the hot tub and Creepy says he'll clean the kitchen. Lazy then retires to the sofa and shows us some bits she got for Jace and Mila when they go on holiday this year. She got Jace two wetsuits. She also got Mila two wetsuits as well but one had gone out of stock. They won't be going away before 12th June so Lazy got the swim vest. Lazy hopes it fits but if not she'll grown into it. She throws the vest onto Mila, almost taing her eye out in the process. She also got Mila new dummies, even though she's not interested in them. She got the swim things on Amazon but finds little ones get cold after being in the pool for a while.

End of vlog

Hopefully the Tat and Me blankets don't go up in smoke
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There she blows 🐳😆
 
Is it just me, but it does look like something else in her mouth! 😉😉
 

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Him so isla got star of the week at dancing althou only just started hmm didn't she get that when she first joined but would have the trophy 2 weeks as was missing the next one and if she's only just started how are her and Esma (who dances at a different place on a different day) have a dance together in an upcoming show? 🤔🤔🤣🤣
 
thegreencow said:
Lazy is stressed because nothing has been vlogged. She moans about having nothing to film. They usually stop filming at tea time.
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You have to laugh at that don’t you, when you consider some of the boring crap they have posted 🙄

I think they are running scared

suddenly it’s all

Isabelle doing her exams, Isabelle studying ( 🙄🙄) almost as if they might be trying to prove something 🤔

Isla getting a certificate at dancing class

Jace and Mila going to a baby club 🤔👀

Esme…. Well whatever that foghorn is up to 🤷‍♀️

everyone suddenly interacting with other humans…. Nice try I don’t believe any of it

It’s almost as if they all have a role to play, that of normal children
 

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You have to love it when family vloggers complain about their job.
We didn't film enough, so now have to vlog dinner time/later in the evening etc. So stressful, such a hard life, etc.
I've cleaned toilets to put food on the table, so not slighting their previous jobs. From medical trials and whatever the f he did at the airport, to pimping out their children to afford what they have today? I reckon you have no leg to stand on complaining.
Quit vlogging if it's so hard.
 
Priority education said:
Hi guyzzzzzzz,
I’ve done it again. Another hound is rocking up Thursday. She’s a Lurcher and is called Breeze (runs like the wind do Lurcher’s). Photos to follow. The vet should be sending champagne and caviar. Still want to did-nap Prinny-woo 😉
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I can't say too much because I am in the 'Ingham & Ifanny doxing protection program.' 🙄
I miss mine so very much. Never met an animal I didn't like, and my dogs were my children. Can't wait to see your Breeze, heart-warming x

Impleo said:
I thought it was interesting that they said they got there with 10 minutes to spare. My daughter is doing exams through the same company and they are expected to be there 45 minutes before to get settled, show ID etc. If they all arrive early and are sorted then they can also start the exam earlier and finish earlier which is great as most people are travelling from a distance and it's no fun for parents hanging around for 2 hours + numerous times for numerous exams. I assume that everyone is waiting for Isabelle because we've not had one exam that hasn't started early as everyone arrives as they should.

If you're reading, Inghams, don't be an ass.
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Might have missed it, pretty sure I didn't see it before today, but sending much love to your daughter. Hoping she gets the grade she wants and sending you a virtual cuppa x

Kate1970 said:
Is it just me, but it does look like something else in her mouth! 😉😉
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Not alluding to anything else whatsoever, but it's always looked like an anaemic breakfast sausage to me.
 
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So is tomorrows Isabelles turn to show her Shein order? Cannot think about much that is more boring than kids showing of clothes. Other than Lazy speaking on and on and on.
Really safe to put two one time grills on those table thingy on the gras and blankets and then have 3 kids and a dog running around it playing with a ball.
See you people in a week. I am going on a holliday with FRIENDS,and it do not includes days on end in a tiny van with no personal space.
 
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