DO NOT MISS THIS!! TOUR THE RING OF KERRY! WILD ATLANTIC WAY | VAN LIFE IRELAND
Jace has his toolbox and Lazy asks if he's ready to do some "tooling". There's a dog swimming. Lazy zooms in on the shells and clams on the sea floor. She asks why there are so many. Mila plays with Jace's toolbox and squeals into the camera. Drone shots. Lazy couldn't have wished for a more beautiful, perfect place to wake up. It looks nowhere near as good on camera as it does in real life.
Creepy zooms in on Isla and says she's loved being there this morning. She's been watching the clams and filming TikToks all morning. He tells her it's time to go and asks "babe" if she's loving it. They're at a Park for the Night spot on the Ring of Kerry, as you come out of Killarney National Park its the first stop on the map on the coast. It had 5* reviews. They're doing the Ring of Kerry before heading to the very southernly tip of Ireland, which looks incredible. Creepy is sad to miss the coastline on the south of Ireland but 3 weeks is nowhere near enough time. You need months to do it. The alternator is running because everyone rinsed the electric last night with TVs, kettles, microwaves, hair stuff and bathrooms. Driving footage.
First stop is Whitestrand beach, which is stoooooooning. Drone shots. Next up is Staigue Fort, a medieval fort made without mortar so the stones are glued together.
Creepy probably thinks it was done with Gorilla Glue. It was built between the 5th and 11th centuries, which Lazy says is quite a few years ago. She says it's almost as old as Creepy.
Stop stealing my jokes Lazy. She reads off an information board. Isabelle hates when you're stood at an information board and someone is reading aloud. Lazy doesn't take the hint and continues reading. The fort was home to a wealthy landowner and the walls were 4 metres thick. Lazy asks Creepy if he can imagine having a view like that but having to block it off due to a security breach.
Sounds like something you'd do fooooooo. Jace screeches. Creepy enters the fort to find Lazy and the kids hiding in the wall, Esme doesn't seem to be there. Jace screeches about a spider. Isla and Creepy climb to the top of the wall to see the view. He works out that the fort is over 1000 years old. Lazy says the man had a hammer to get the rocks. drone shots.
Next stop is one Creepy has been looking forward to - Derrynane Beach. All the beaches are insane. Creepy is sending the drone up to show us the Caribbean-style beaches. They could easily be anywhere tropical right now. They drove past a caravan site that looked unbelievable. Creepy can see the Skellig Michael islands, which is where Star Wars: The Last Jedi was filmed. He is a Star Wars geek.
Such a load of shite, when does twatface ever watch Star Wars? It's never even mentioned unless they go on a roadtrip and pass somewhere the films were made. Every county has been their favourite county so far but Kerry is on a different level. Achill Island was amazing. Everywhere is unreal and there is so much they want to see. Lazy wants to come back and get a cabin or Air Bnb. They haven't had a chance to have a barbeque. Creepy has had a wicked time and they will be back. Footage of Jace running barefoot across the beach an the drone going up. Drone shots, shots of Jace and Isla paddling in the sea fully dressed whilst Isabelle and Esme are off elsewhere doing TikToks. More drone shots.
Creepy films the sand on Jace's feet and legs, calls him a "sand monster" and asks what they're going to do with him. Isla says they had fun and Christine tells Jace that's what it's all about. Driving footage. Creepy has to pull over in the middle of the Caha pass. They hit their final county - "Cooooooooooooooooooork boom". They're finally in the bottom county and it's bittersweet. Lazy tells us they've been having a snack whilst waiting for Creepy's drone to charge as they haven't put it on charge. She's noticed a pool of water near the top of a mountain and it looks so cool. She doesn't know if the drone will go that far. She asks if we can "imagine the water never seen by human because there's no way nobody could climb to the top of that mountain". Creepy tells her someone could. Drone shots of the van driving.
Creepy nearly lost the drone, Lazy tells him he doesn't deserve a drone and he says he has no blood pressure left in his entire body. The battery got low and Creepy overid the warning at 20% to come home because it's way up the mountain. It kept following them down the pass because it follows the van if the battery gets too low. Creepy stopped the van as the battery got critical. It wasn't letting him override the fly home and ignoring him. He has a thought that he just needs to reset the home point, which gave him enough control to get it over from the cliff face and it dropped onto the road. Lazy says he almost killed the drone and if he had he would've been gone. Creepy has no blood pressure or blood sugar left, so they need to get to the night spot so he can have a stiff drink.
The Inghams decided to get a campsite right on the water. Lazy, Mila, Jace and Isla are off to find a park whilst everyone else sorts themselves out. Shot of the water. They find the park and Jace finds a tunnel. Lazy will let Jace and Isla play whilst she gives Mila a quick feed.
Isabelle says tonight is a special night because she's making her masterpiece legendary omelette meal. Lazy agreed it was the best thing ever. She's going to try and remake them. The have onions, mushrooms, ham and cheese. Footage of Isabelle cooking and Jace and Isla playing. Creepy walks up the path to hug them. The vlog ends with Jace and Isla standing at the edge of the lake.
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Hey Lazy, International Zebra Day was two months ago.
