The Ingham Family #19 The Omelette's Overcooked, Chris's Hair Is Fooked, Any More Holidays Booked?

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Bloody skin flint Sarah’s reason for not buying a Moses basket (well a second one) is that they ‘don’t sell on well’ and Esme has to buy the helmet Dumb and Dumber forget to get her at Christmas out of her own money. Tight-fisted witch!
I had a beautiful mamas & Papas Moses basket and stand for my youngest and sold back on eBay excluding mattress. I actually received half back what I originally paid and was quite happy with that as I put the money towards a jumperoo which she absolutely adored.
Is she planning on putting him straight in a cot in a nursery miles from where she sleeps? Perhaps Chris and his son will be room buddies.
I believe she’d be the type that buys cot quilts and bumpers even though they’re dangerous until over 12 months is it?
 
I had a beautiful mamas & Papas Moses basket and stand for my youngest and sold back on eBay excluding mattress. I actually received half back what I originally paid and was quite happy with that as I put the money towards a jumperoo which she absolutely adored.
Is she planning on putting him straight in a cot in a nursery miles from where she sleeps?
I believe she’d be the type that buys cot quilts and bumpers even though they’re dangerous until over 12 months is it?
She said they’re getting one for the bedroom but not a second one for downstairs. I don’t have kids so have no idea if a second one is useful or just another over the top ingham thing but either way, wanting one and not getting it because you think you won’t be able to sell it later is vile.
I mean I understand why most people would need to sell stuff on but you’d think someone like Sarah could bloody donate it.
 
Somebody slap me because I actually felt myself warming towards Sarah tonight. I think it's because she said she was going to breastfeed which actually surprised me as I'd assumed she would bottle feed so that she can avoid the night feeds.

Sarah says a lot of things to sound like an earth mother or mother of the year...don't believe all she says until you see her do it.
 
There is not a cat in Hells chance that Lazy Mingham will breast feed. There will be some dramatic story about how she tried sooo hard but they’re worried that the baby is not feeding properly.
The baby will be fed by the other Tit in the house, the one that she’s married to.
 
As I've just pointed out to Mrs Humdrum, do the girls have a Performing Licence? There are limits as to how, when and where children are 'employed'. I note one point in employing children (which Minghams do for their TV show), is they require a minimum of 2 weeks off during summer. So Lazy, get the cameras out of your kids faces for at least 2 weeks of summer.

https://www.gov.uk/child-employment/performance-licences-for-children - I'm fed up of these Two getting away with working the kids day after day, with no time off between work and school. They ALL look exhausted, pale and fragile. Yet young performers on a stage or screen are strictly scheduled, regulated and timed. It's about time someone starts realising they can't have their cake and eat it. (Replace cake with Nandos if you prefer!)
 
Somebody slap me because I actually felt myself warming towards Sarah tonight. I think it's because she said she was going to breastfeed which actually surprised me as I'd assumed she would bottle feed so that she can avoid the night feeds.
I would be very surprised if she breast feeds past a couple of weeks considering she's bought prep machine which would be useless if she breast fed
 
No one feel sorry for Issy. It was obvious she had been crying over her homework. Then she was going to cry again as I think it was just all too much for her.

Why do they even film moments like this?

This is the second time it happened. Surely after the first time you look into the problem. Not think oh well it will not happen again.

Poor Issy I can see will get so stressed over her GCSEs, and homework and revision and I don't think either Chris or Sarah will get it one bit
 
As I've just pointed out to Mrs Humdrum, do the girls have a Performing Licence? There are limits as to how, when and where children are 'employed'. I note one point in employing children (which Minghams do for their TV show), is they require a minimum of 2 weeks off during summer. So Lazy, get the cameras out of your kids faces for at least 2 weeks of summer.

https://www.gov.uk/child-employment/performance-licences-for-children - I'm fed up of these Two getting away with working the kids day after day, with no time off between work and school. They ALL look exhausted, pale and fragile. Yet young performers on a stage or screen are strictly scheduled, regulated and timed. It's about time someone starts realising they can't have their cake and eat it. (Replace cake with Nandos if you prefer!)
Report them then to social services. It's ridiculous, these two things think they can do whatever they like.
 
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