The Ingham Family #100 IFAM we present to you Beynoncé and Layz
- Thread starter thegreencow
- Start date
-
- Tags
- the ingham family
- Status
1
ChrissyPoo
VIP Member
My thoughts:
- Another title to draw in the views, I'm guessing. So desperate.
- That bronzer
- No Sarah. No space buns.
- Something annoys you about Prinny? Do you know what annoys Prinny about you? The neglectful way you treat her, you twit!
- Lazy telling Jace he only has to kiss on his own terms. Maybe tell your dirty husband that. You know, the one that made someone sign a NDA on a napkin after shagging her at the Ibis.
- How pissed off must their local post office/courier be with all these unnecessary parcels.
- Lazy can continue embracing her inner Vicky Pollard with all those scrunchies.
- The only pretzels Lazy knew about were chocolate pretzels. There's a shock.
- Jace just grabs stock out of bags. Lovely.
- Isabelle was so cringeworthy in that segment.
- Very abrupt ending.
- Another title to draw in the views, I'm guessing. So desperate.
- That bronzer
- No Sarah. No space buns.
- Something annoys you about Prinny? Do you know what annoys Prinny about you? The neglectful way you treat her, you twit!
- Lazy telling Jace he only has to kiss on his own terms. Maybe tell your dirty husband that. You know, the one that made someone sign a NDA on a napkin after shagging her at the Ibis.
- How pissed off must their local post office/courier be with all these unnecessary parcels.
- Lazy can continue embracing her inner Vicky Pollard with all those scrunchies.
- The only pretzels Lazy knew about were chocolate pretzels. There's a shock.
- Jace just grabs stock out of bags. Lovely.
- Isabelle was so cringeworthy in that segment.
- Very abrupt ending.
whatamess123
VIP Member
Either that or she`s modelling herself and the girls on the Dire Duggars!!!
Lady in Wales
Well-known member
Also, I know quite a few people get confused with 'your' and 'you're,' but Chris ALWAYS gets it wrong!! It's 'you're' perfect, not 'your!' Certainly makes you wonder if he is behind some of these downright creepy messages!!
A hair cut wouldn’t go a miss either. Must have been a few years since their last trim.
thegreencow
VIP Member
CATCHING A TRAIN & GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING!!
Lazy jumped out of the shower this morning, dried her hair and now she's a sweaty, hot mess. Lazy can't eave her hair to dry naturally because it goes greasy the next day. Then she chased Prinny around the garden and ugh it's a hot day today so Lazy came in and put her hair up into space buns but she wonders if she's too old for them. She asks Creepy how old she is. Lazy gets a headache when her hair is tyed up. Jace is running around with a bottle of diet lemonade. Creepy told him not to touch it. He's stroking Prinny and says he's got more gentle with Prinny lately.
Esme has put those baby play hoop things around her legs and Creepy says it's the most creative thing he's seen her do.
What winds Creepy up most about Prinny is she rips open bin bags. She's taken a chicken carcus out today. Before he cleans up Prinny's mess; he asked the girls what the miss the most about weekends. They said it was going for a wander around Leeds and doing window shopping. This morning Creepy is going to take the girls clothes shopping.
The girls and Jace get their shoes on. Creepy says to get to the shops they have to take a short walk and catch a train. Someone throws a train at Isabelle and she catches it. Then they walk around to the back garden. The girls are tye dying some t-shits. The girls will have a fashion sow when they're dried. The girls will make one for Lazy too.
Isabelle and Esme are filling the dyes up with water. Jace cries because he can't get hold of the dyes. One of Creepy's favourite t-shirts is his blue tye dye one. The girls dye the shirts and Isabelle does one for Lazy.
Creepy is devastated because he has dye on his t-shirt. Time lapse of lunch being put on the garden table. One thing Creepy loves about lockdown is Isabelle has become interested in cooking.
Lazy cackles because she has a packet of Magic Stars. She's having a couple of them and Jace wants one but Lazy says he needs to give her a kiss first but he keeps running off. Lazy says he only has to kiss her on his own terms and gives him a magic star and says they had to change him because he picked up the bottle of blue tye dye. Lazy looks hot and sweaty because she has been doing packages. There's some in the kitchen and some on the doorstep to be collected.
Someone has sent a package with no note. It's scrunchies and they go missing all the time in the Ingham house. Lazy shouts at someone to get Jace because he's by the drying tye dye shirts.
They're playing it safe and sitting out in the garden. Cackle, cackle. They have a bobble box and the supply goes down and down and down. Lazy puts two scrunchies on her buns. Jace walks around with a water bottle.
It's such a peaceful Saturday evening. It's a perfect temperature and the sun is setting. Creepy is about to go out skating with the girls. Lazy got cones, beanbags and stuff to do a PE obstacle course but never got around to doing it so Creepy is going to use them. Isabelle is editing her lockdown journal. They'll watch it in years to come and it will be really cool Lazy is going to sit and have a drink with some sour cream pretzels. Lazy saw them in the shop so got three bags because they were £1. Jace takes one of Lazy's crinkly taggies. They're on offer on the store. Lazy needs to go in and make dinner.
Tuna pasta bake is for dinner tonight. It was mainly cooked by Isabelle. They set up the garden table and it started to rain.
Isabelle and Isla have some amazing news; they're having a sister sleepover. Isabelle is going to write down all the things you need to do in a sleepover. The girls set up the bed, shut the blind and take photos. Then they have a dance and do truth or dare. Esme dares isabelle to go out and dance in the rain. Then they make popcorn. No proper end of vlog, Just a clack screen saying goodnight, see you tomorrow.
End of vlog
Sorry if anyone saw this for a brief moment earlier, I accidentally pressed post when it was half done
Lazy jumped out of the shower this morning, dried her hair and now she's a sweaty, hot mess. Lazy can't eave her hair to dry naturally because it goes greasy the next day. Then she chased Prinny around the garden and ugh it's a hot day today so Lazy came in and put her hair up into space buns but she wonders if she's too old for them. She asks Creepy how old she is. Lazy gets a headache when her hair is tyed up. Jace is running around with a bottle of diet lemonade. Creepy told him not to touch it. He's stroking Prinny and says he's got more gentle with Prinny lately.
Esme has put those baby play hoop things around her legs and Creepy says it's the most creative thing he's seen her do.
What winds Creepy up most about Prinny is she rips open bin bags. She's taken a chicken carcus out today. Before he cleans up Prinny's mess; he asked the girls what the miss the most about weekends. They said it was going for a wander around Leeds and doing window shopping. This morning Creepy is going to take the girls clothes shopping.
The girls and Jace get their shoes on. Creepy says to get to the shops they have to take a short walk and catch a train. Someone throws a train at Isabelle and she catches it. Then they walk around to the back garden. The girls are tye dying some t-shits. The girls will have a fashion sow when they're dried. The girls will make one for Lazy too.
Isabelle and Esme are filling the dyes up with water. Jace cries because he can't get hold of the dyes. One of Creepy's favourite t-shirts is his blue tye dye one. The girls dye the shirts and Isabelle does one for Lazy.
Creepy is devastated because he has dye on his t-shirt. Time lapse of lunch being put on the garden table. One thing Creepy loves about lockdown is Isabelle has become interested in cooking.
Lazy cackles because she has a packet of Magic Stars. She's having a couple of them and Jace wants one but Lazy says he needs to give her a kiss first but he keeps running off. Lazy says he only has to kiss her on his own terms and gives him a magic star and says they had to change him because he picked up the bottle of blue tye dye. Lazy looks hot and sweaty because she has been doing packages. There's some in the kitchen and some on the doorstep to be collected.
Someone has sent a package with no note. It's scrunchies and they go missing all the time in the Ingham house. Lazy shouts at someone to get Jace because he's by the drying tye dye shirts.
They're playing it safe and sitting out in the garden. Cackle, cackle. They have a bobble box and the supply goes down and down and down. Lazy puts two scrunchies on her buns. Jace walks around with a water bottle.
It's such a peaceful Saturday evening. It's a perfect temperature and the sun is setting. Creepy is about to go out skating with the girls. Lazy got cones, beanbags and stuff to do a PE obstacle course but never got around to doing it so Creepy is going to use them. Isabelle is editing her lockdown journal. They'll watch it in years to come and it will be really cool Lazy is going to sit and have a drink with some sour cream pretzels. Lazy saw them in the shop so got three bags because they were £1. Jace takes one of Lazy's crinkly taggies. They're on offer on the store. Lazy needs to go in and make dinner.
Tuna pasta bake is for dinner tonight. It was mainly cooked by Isabelle. They set up the garden table and it started to rain.
Isabelle and Isla have some amazing news; they're having a sister sleepover. Isabelle is going to write down all the things you need to do in a sleepover. The girls set up the bed, shut the blind and take photos. Then they have a dance and do truth or dare. Esme dares isabelle to go out and dance in the rain. Then they make popcorn. No proper end of vlog, Just a clack screen saying goodnight, see you tomorrow.
End of vlog
Sorry if anyone saw this for a brief moment earlier, I accidentally pressed post when it was half done
JustAnotherUser
Active member
On the ingham support Facebook page someone asked if they could bring out a duvet with a family portrait because they have one of the members from one direction.. Can you imagine?
Web30
VIP Member
Ew...
This hasn’t been made official. My daughter is yr 6 and she won’t be going back unless the death rate has Considerably fallen. Sorry but I hate all this talk of children not being affected. True they may not be, but they sure as hell can spread it.
Web30
VIP Member
Oh I know it's not official, all depends on how the next few weeks go.
Slightly off topic but wtf was that Boris speech?
unlimited exercise and allowing people to drive to places to exercise. Of course everyone is going to take advantage of this arent they? Sunbathing in parks & on beaches. Who the heck is going to socially distance. Lets Prepare for another increase in infections.
unlimited exercise and allowing people to drive to places to exercise. Of course everyone is going to take advantage of this arent they? Sunbathing in parks & on beaches. Who the heck is going to socially distance. Lets Prepare for another increase in infections.
Web30
VIP Member
It means Chris will drive out for a skate which he is allowed to do...
I Love The gossip
Member
He looks like he just farted and he is smelling it.
A pic of Jane with her precious boy Chris
Attachments
Last edited:
Sunshineandshadows
Well-known member
Thoughts on todays vlog...
CATCHING A TRAIN AND GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING!!
- Views must be dwindling because of course we find ourselves with yet another clickbaity title ready to cause a stir of people going 'OMG THEY'RE BREAKING LOCKDOWN RULES THATS NON-ESSENTIAL TRAVEL'
- Those space buns...not a good look...neither is the bronzer...are you taking makeup tips from Esme and Isabelle Lazy?
- 'I have my hair down or tied up' - can someone please enlighten me as to how else you style your hair if it isn't up or down?
- Notice how clever boy has changed to good boy
- hi there Lazy nice to see you again
- Creepy moaning about prinny...she is a dog...thats what dogs do if you don't pay the poor thing attention and take her for a walk and show her some love and affection. If you get wound up about that then you shouldn't have a dog
- These sketches and pretending really does my head in...all for a clickbait title...in the bin creepy.
- Izzy trying to dress like an e-girl (basically edgy), I just hope that she finds a style of her own rather than copying all these big influencers.
- Tye-dye tops...another new activity
- Would you look at that...ham and cheese wraps for lunch...what a surprise.
- Im sorry creepy but cooking plain pasta and a bit of salad is hardly a flair for cooking cbaaa
- Another plug of blankets....WHO IS ORDERING THESE???
- and more #gifted items... can guaruntee they will be worn for all of 2 vlogs.
- Once again lazy leaving the girls to go and look after Jace, honestly why don't you actually keep an eye on your own child Lazy?
- What is with all these different activities and stuff? I just don't get it.
- 'The only pretzels I thought about were chocolate ones' - hahahahahaha *cackle cackle* doesn't that just sum up lazy
- Love to see them totally unique and original designs on them blankets
- Oh my god more pasta for tea....surely they must be joking, like I have no words for it....none at all.
- Another SiStEr sLeEpOvEr....lack of vlog content today as per....
- No ending for todays vlog as per usual...classic lazy and creepy cant be bothered.
And thats another day from the Minghams x
(Clever Boy count today - 0)
CATCHING A TRAIN AND GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING!!
- Views must be dwindling because of course we find ourselves with yet another clickbaity title ready to cause a stir of people going 'OMG THEY'RE BREAKING LOCKDOWN RULES THATS NON-ESSENTIAL TRAVEL'
- Those space buns...not a good look...neither is the bronzer...are you taking makeup tips from Esme and Isabelle Lazy?
- 'I have my hair down or tied up' - can someone please enlighten me as to how else you style your hair if it isn't up or down?
- Notice how clever boy has changed to good boy
- hi there Lazy nice to see you again- Creepy moaning about prinny...she is a dog...thats what dogs do if you don't pay the poor thing attention and take her for a walk and show her some love and affection. If you get wound up about that then you shouldn't have a dog
- These sketches and pretending really does my head in...all for a clickbait title...in the bin creepy.
- Izzy trying to dress like an e-girl (basically edgy), I just hope that she finds a style of her own rather than copying all these big influencers.
- Tye-dye tops...another new activity
- Would you look at that...ham and cheese wraps for lunch...what a surprise.
- Im sorry creepy but cooking plain pasta and a bit of salad is hardly a flair for cooking cbaaa
- Another plug of blankets....WHO IS ORDERING THESE???
- and more #gifted items... can guaruntee they will be worn for all of 2 vlogs.
- Once again lazy leaving the girls to go and look after Jace, honestly why don't you actually keep an eye on your own child Lazy?
- What is with all these different activities and stuff? I just don't get it.
- 'The only pretzels I thought about were chocolate ones' - hahahahahaha *cackle cackle* doesn't that just sum up lazy
- Love to see them totally unique and original designs on them blankets
- Oh my god more pasta for tea....surely they must be joking, like I have no words for it....none at all.
- Another SiStEr sLeEpOvEr....lack of vlog content today as per....
- No ending for todays vlog as per usual...classic lazy and creepy cant be bothered.
And thats another day from the Minghams x
(Clever Boy count today - 0)
OhMyGoshYouGuys!
Well-known member
Imagine having a duvet cover with that picture on. You'd never sleep again.
vhopper2000
Well-known member
I’ve not had my phone for a while, what I’ve missed without reading 20 pages
:Chris still has ginger pubes
:Sarah is still faaat
:Chris is a gay peodo gansta which is quite an achievement I give him that
rinny is stil not walked
:Chris is grooming his step daughter and Instagram teenagers right in front of our eyes
:Sarah doesn’t give a tit
:they still ain’t moved
:esmes pouting and lip smacking are getting more and more noticeable
:Chris still has ginger pubes
:Sarah is still faaat
:Chris is a gay peodo gansta which is quite an achievement I give him that
rinny is stil not walked:Chris is grooming his step daughter and Instagram teenagers right in front of our eyes
:Sarah doesn’t give a tit
:they still ain’t moved
:esmes pouting and lip smacking are getting more and more noticeable
Crumpledforeskin
Well-known member
That dog must be some kind of genetically engineered marvel of science to have survived this long with those 2 idiots caring for it. I’m surprised it hasn’t gone rabid and mauled them in their sleep. How awful for the poor pup, such a gorgeous little thing she is too
- Status