The Imperfectly Perfect Parent

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I feel so mixes up with her posts?? Tropics skincare pampering "self care" ..then her goofing around with her face pulling...kids in pjz all day and house is just a zone of chaos. Then they all bugger off for walks and talk to their coos?? Life so blooming perfect in their perfect world. She never seemed keen on the girrrrrls going to school and the whole routine. Now they can slob around in bed all morning with their wonderful view 🤬🤬 and just "be". Give me a break. No homeschooling done or anything???
 
I feel so mixes up with her posts?? Tropics skincare pampering "self care" ..then her goofing around with her face pulling...kids in pjz all day and house is just a zone of chaos. Then they all bugger off for walks and talk to their coos?? Life so blooming perfect in their perfect world. She never seemed keen on the girrrrrls going to school and the whole routine. Now they can slob around in bed all morning with their wonderful view 🤬🤬 and just "be". Give me a break. No homeschooling done or anything???
She definitely seems on a other planet. I think her attitude is that Molly has technically completed this year because they start a year earlier in England but surely she should still be doing what the rest of the class is! 🤷🏼‍♀️ I can't decide whether her house really is as chaotic as she makes out or if she's doing it for effect. Either way she's a fanny
 
The bikini dancing was like a “humble brag”.
She know damn well she looks fantastic but pretending to grab and wobble her belly etc. And then sharing the screenshots of the compliments - jeez it’s awkward

She’s amazing at making people feel less superior to her. She knows she’s got a good body. She flaunts that, flaunts their money, then acts like she’s the same as everyone else. I have said it before, I followed her because she had a bit of money, her life is unachievable to most and that’s what I want to see 😂 she used to just post a nice picture with a little caption and job done. I’m not here to read a bedtime story attached to a picture of a messy house.
 
The bikini dancing was like a “humble brag”.
She know damn well she looks fantastic but pretending to grab and wobble her belly etc. And then sharing the screenshots of the compliments - jeez it’s awkward

Yes a humble brag! That’s the perfect way to describe it. Exactly no one puts them self out there like that.

But don’t worry she’ll follow it with a post little with f*ck again just to remind us how normal she is.

The whole f*ck it thing she goes on about also seems forced. I bet the word never passes her lips except for her stupid insta posts yet again to make her relatable and just like us. 🙄
 
Can someone explain the layout of the outside of the house for me -is it just that tiny square of gravel for a garden ? Is there a front garden ? She gave the impression that she was surrounded by fields but in recent videos there seems to be several other houses right up on top of them it's very confusing 🙈 would love to see the listing to have proper nose 😂
 
Can someone explain the layout of the outside of the house for me -is it just that tiny square of gravel for a garden ? Is there a front garden ? She gave the impression that she was surrounded by fields but in recent videos there seems to be several other houses right up on top of them it's very confusing 🙈 would love to see the listing to have proper nose 😂
Yes I think it’s that weeny bit of concrete with a trampoline on it. But it’s ok because she has the wide open space of fields surrounding her... oh wait 🤔
All is good with the world though - at least she begged herself a Tripp trapp
 
Can someone explain the layout of the outside of the house for me -is it just that tiny square of gravel for a garden ? Is there a front garden ? She gave the impression that she was surrounded by fields but in recent videos there seems to be several other houses right up on top of them it's very confusing 🙈 would love to see the listing to have proper nose 😂
Haha me too 👃😂 I have thought that about the garden & it seems very overlooked already! The front garden looks like just a driveway then the end of a cul de sac aswell, seems a bit of a naive buy but I can imagine she is the boss & only thought about how Instagramable it was - Jamie just gets used for his cheque book 💰💰
 
As for her and her tropics tit, someone posted on the Mrs meldrum thread the top earners for the month and she just beat meldrum racking up a whopping 34k worth of sales from her follows in a month. Apparently they get 25% of that so yeah she’s just like me and you 😄👀 Who the duck is earning that kinda money in a pandemic 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
They aren’t really family homes. Not for young kids anyway. Rooms on the ground floor, a room on the first floor then the master room at the top of the house. And a strange stepped garden with no grass area for kids to play. I don’t know how the football thing works though, might be he moved again at the end of the season, then they on the move again?
 
As for her and her tropics tit, someone posted on the Mrs meldrum thread the top earners for the month and she just beat meldrum racking up a whopping 34k worth of sales from her follows in a month. Apparently they get 25% of that so yeah she’s just like me and you 😄👀 Who the duck is earning that kinda money in a pandemic 🤷🏻‍♀️
That is absolutely crazy - not surprised she's working her arse off on her page for it then but people (for some unknown reason) are buying into her big time!

They aren’t really family homes. Not for young kids anyway. Rooms on the ground floor, a room on the first floor then the master room at the top of the house. And a strange stepped garden with no grass area for kids to play. I don’t know how the football thing works though, might be he moved again at the end of the season, then they on the move again?
It doesn't look very family friendly, they could've got something nearer Ayrshire in an actual field & close to family.
His contract expires at the end of May 2021 so another year but I got the impression they wanted to settle in Scotland.

Oh now I really am nosy to see the house 🙈🙈
I have looked at the areas I think I recognise but can't find it
 
Someone mentioned above her Tropics earnings. Here’s a screenshot. I added the skin page. FFS she puts in a shift with her regular page and the skin page. Is she ever off her phone “doing content”
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Someone mentioned above her Tropics earnings. Here’s a screenshot. I added the skin page. FFS she puts in a shift with her regular page and the skin page. Is she ever off her phone “doing content” View attachment 130992 q
Wait that is a months earnings? And she gets 25% of that? Although she is having to spend her life glued to her phone whilst the rest of us are actually living..
 
You can tell who has a loyal herd following, I bet the other sellers are secretly hating them!
That's exactly what it is, people are so easily influenced but I just couldn't justify the money they want for Tropic!
She does put a lot of effort into her skin page & she emails people if they have queries etc & give her her due, she does go into great detail & explains what products go together etc but it explains why a couple of weeks ago she was bragging about donating money to charities but screenshotting every donation 🤨Also Scottish football is dying so who knows where that leaves Jamie
 
I know she likes to think she's mother earth but taking the girls a walk in their jammies, touching manky water, Mollies nails are filthy (again) & she's going to put them to bed when they get home 😳
I sincerely hope she changes them & washes them, that's disgusting
 
She doesn't seem to be coping very well lately has she ? Not coping with the basics I mean getting all het up about dinners , the kids looking very scruffy and grubby(those nails !)but seems to be concentrating on silly things like buying chickens and making random tables in the garden. It just seems like she is going through a very rough patch and losing control a little ,I worry what she would be like if Jamie had to go to work at the moment. The ENDLESS navel gazing stories are driving me mad lately too . I try and be patient as I do have a soft spot for Heather
 
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