Men posting Happy New Year wishes on social media, fair enough, but not posing at the top of a cliff/munro.
The surname Crabtree.
The surname one what made you think of that?Men posting Happy New Year wishes on social media, fair enough, but not posing at the top of a cliff/munro.
The surname Crabtree.
The surname one what made you think of that?
RIP your sex lifeHusband just handed me a drink and said “here you go, you lucky sausage” and so yeah we’re never having sex again.
Husband just handed me a drink and said “here you go, you lucky sausage” and so yeah we’re never having sex again.
Mummy's boy by the sounds of it.I received a text from my boyfriend earlier informing me he’d just finished a ‘tummy workout.’
They say they are keeping their hands warm, but I'd beg to differGuys who put their hand down their trousers and just leave it there lol. Like elighten me as to why...?!
Guys who put their hand down their trousers and just leave it there lol. Like elighten me as to why...?!
I would have said this was my ex but he didn’t like football and would use costa pointsMy boyfriend is a walking ick.
1) he is religious with using hand cream and lip balm
2) he always takes a reusable bag for life to the shop with him (folded up into a near square in his pocket)
3) he gives commentary as he’s driving, e.g. “just going to increase my stopping distance to the car in front because…” constantly.
4) he sits and watched YouTube review videos on watches for hours
5) he earns a tit tonne of money and has a lot of investments, etc. but is the STINGIEST PERSON I KNOW. He had several free Costa drinks on the app and some were close to expiring he’s had them that long. I suggested one Sunday morning we go for a walk into town and use them, just something to do. He immediately began lecturing me on how it’s not sensible to use them and if I want a coffee when we’re out he has a travel mug we can fill with coffee at home and share it between us whilst we’re out . He also literally never treats me to anything, I’ve never had a birthday or Christmas present from him (we’ve been together 3 years).
6) he’s into fantasy football and has his fake little football teams and
7) he shouts at the tv when watching football/F1
8) he has Google home speaker things and when he talks to them he has to say “ok Google, turn my lights on” etc and it makes me want to die. He’s also got it set so when he says “ok Google, good morning” it turns his bedside lamps on and plays the radio
I've seen men do that then have a little sniff afterwards.my husband does this, when he is relaxed and now my young son seems to do it when asleep!
It’s in their DNA.. why! Hubby reckons it’s just relaxing and easy to rest your arm haha can think of better places to rest my hand