"The Ick" #4

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I really want to post a screenshot off a bumble profile on here. It’s a muscly, tattooed, hench body walking through the sea with the lad’s face photoshopped on. It even has a watermark in the corner of the photo “made with reface app” 😂 then he’s posted another real selfie where you can see his shoulders and his body is half the size. Can’t tell if it’s a piss take or genuine 😳
 
Merpedy said:
One of my friends keeps missing the hints that I really just want to be friends and it’s giving me major ick
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That reminds me of this guy that was trying to woo my friend 🤣

She's married with 3 kids and in no way interested. She knew him from school and we'd gone to bingo for a night out, totally clueless and he was the manager so was helping us out. The desperation was coming off him in waves and I felt the ick so badly 🤢
 
Pink blancmange said:
'If you can't handle that my kids come first then swipe left.' The fact that you have to state that your kids come first indicates that they probably don't.
It should be given. Just state that you've got children if you really feel the need to mention it. Any normal human knows the natural dynamics of a parent and their kids 🤷🏼‍♀️
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I have an 11 year old and this is the biggest ick for me, also my kids are my world. When I saw these things it was instant bye from me.
 
Wowitsme said:
I have an 11 year old and this is the biggest ick for me, also my kids are my world. When I saw these things it was instant bye from me.
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Same for me. I've got 2 children but I don't mention it on my dating profile nor do I tell them that I'll put my kids before them because if they can't figure that for themselves then 👋.
I also think it comes across abit aggressive, like alright I never asked to come before your kids mate. Chill.
 
it’s not been changed?! said:
People who don’t snip the stitch that keeps the vent together on the back of a coat.
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Oh god, this! The amount of times at work I've said to some of ours 'Can tell you've got a new suit on, come here & turn round' while I reach for my scissors is terrible! Don't these people have GF's or Mothers to sort them out?! 🤣

And even worse, one girl was tottering along in a tight pencil skirt for weeks! I honestly left it as long as I could before I told her, she'd left the tacking stitch in the split at the back!
 
it’s not been changed?! said:
@aimzalicious this morning i asked a bumble match if he was free tonight for a drink. He wears a flat cap and I thought of you. I asked him about 8.30 this morning and he hasn’t replied. I’m kind of relieved 😂
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Haha, I'm glad I still bring back memories of flat caps 😂

I still occasionally speak to the guy I dated who owned the flat cap as we have mutual friends, and still haven't seen the hat make an appearance for a while but apparently he still owns it 🤢
 
aimzalicious said:
Haha, I'm glad I still bring back memories of flat caps 😂

I still occasionally speak to the guy I dated who owned the flat cap as we have mutual friends, and still haven't seen the hat make an appearance for a while but apparently he still owns it 🤢
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Flat caps if you're a Yorkshire farmer & own some sheepdogs and a ferret or two is fine 🤣 the Peaky Blinders sort just need to get them in't bin 🤣
 
Facehugger said:
Flat caps if you're a Yorkshire farmer & own some sheepdogs and a ferret or two is fine 🤣 the Peaky Blinders sort just need to get them in't bin 🤣
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That’s maybe why I find it so funny, because I’m in Yorkshire 😂 don’t forget the whippet!

aimzalicious said:
Haha, I'm glad I still bring back memories of flat caps 😂

I still occasionally speak to the guy I dated who owned the flat cap as we have mutual friends, and still haven't seen the hat make an appearance for a while but apparently he still owns it 🤢
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The thought of his cap finding it’s way back home to him when he left it behind somewhere still cracks me up.
 
it’s not been changed?! said:
That’s maybe why I find it so funny, because I’m in Yorkshire 😂 don’t forget the whippet!



The thought of his cap finding it’s way back home to him when he left it behind somewhere still cracks me up.
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Hahaha, yes, I did forget the whippet, sorry 🤣 I have many good Yorkshire friends who would find it hilarious too 'tha needs a warm 'at, lass, keeps the chill aht oop ear' 🤣
 
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