“The Ick” #2

[Facehugger]

My mate used to live with a bloke who would leave his wee in the toilet to 'save water'

Well, ya know, as needs must if you're on a water meter like

 

[rivermonster]

Well, ya know, as needs must if you're on a water meter like

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. This is almost the first thing our new neighbours in Spain said to us.

 

[Facehugger]

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. This is almost the first thing our new neighbours in Spain said to us.

We were told to leave it too when we went on holiday in Spain as water was in short supply put a bit of bleach down, job's a goodun

 

[Glamourelle]

I read the “ah ah ah ahhh” sounds like a chimpanzee going crazy

I read it as Anne from Little Britain

 

[Justamother]

Also giving me the ick are holey socks and y fronts I also think white undies should be banned the yellow stains though

 

[265]

Also giving me the ick are holey socks and y fronts I also think white undies should be banned the yellow stains though

Y fronts? men still wear them?

 

[Justamother]

Y fronts? men still wear them?

I’ve seen some that would curl your toes

 

[265]

I’ve seen some that would curl your toes

I never wore Y fronts in my adult life, these days it's the good old Fruit of the loom Trunks in black, Black is cheaper than grey and
the advantage of black is that you can't see the skid marks!

 

[Justamother]

I never wore Y fronts in my adult life, these days it's the good old Fruit of the loom Trunks in black, Black is cheaper than grey and
the advantage of black is that you can't see the skid marks!

Ewww!

 

[265]

Ewww!

I was kidding about the skid marks, I was trying to get a laugh or three

 

[Catmother12]

I get really put off by men who feel the cold and are always shivering.

i briefly dated a man who wore a scarf indoors

 

[ohnoanoh]

I love this thread

my ick is men wearing white jeans

 

[PrincessCharming]

I love this thread

my ick is men wearing white jeans

Except Simon Le Bon

 

[Lovethesun]

Why? I don't get the problem.

Oh god I do I’m a massive car snob , don’t even care . If a mans got a tit car I’m going no where near him

Men who wear tit primark boxers . I’m allowed to wear primark pjs but he has to wear Calvin’s that’s the rules

 

[Facehugger]

Oh god I do I’m a massive car snob , don’t even care . If a mans got a tit car I’m going no where near him

Men who wear tit primark boxers . I’m allowed to wear primark pjs but he has to wear Calvin’s that’s the rules

Haha, that's funny! If one of the few lads on here had said I'm allowed to wear tit baggy y front pants but my woman must wear Victoria's Secret, it's da rules I can imagine all the squawkings of utter outrage now!!

 

[a.squonk]

a) he put University Challenge on telly one evening. Like, on purpose
b) he called out the answers, creating this weird pressure to either join in or implicitly look like a thicko by not joining in
C) he gave this little satisfied nod when he got one right

Practically slid my CV under the door of the local convent on the way home

 

[alwayslurkin]

 

[indigomoon]

Men who have pet names for their dick.

A few years ago after reconnecting via Facebook, I met up with a guy who I briefly dated in high school and he said he had missed me, but that “the wee man” had missed me even more.

That was the end of that, lol.

 

[Facehugger]

Men who have pet names for their dick.

A few years ago after reconnecting via Facebook, I met up with a guy who I briefly dated in high school and he said he had missed me, but that “the wee man” had missed me even more.

That was the end of that, lol.

Haha, yes! It's even worse if they name it after themselves i.e. Little Mr Jones

 

[indigomoon]

Haha, yes! It's even worse if they name it after themselves i.e. Little Mr Jones

Omg, stop