holliebollie
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I think I’ve found the worst ick ever: this man. I’ve watched it so many times in pure horror 
the smirk! The wink! The tongue!!!
the smirk! The wink! The tongue!!!
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emmer_moans
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My male boss in his 40s does this. It’s gross. He has a yoghurt at his desk every day. And then scrapes the hell out of the empty pot, with his spoon to get every last bit.Licking the lid/seal of a yoghurt pot
rubyred66
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My husband asks to use my glasses to read a menu every time we go out because he always forgets his. He looks like Dame Edna with them on and it gives me the ick
My latest ick is men who wear tight formal trousers with a formal shirt but don’t wear a belt. I can’t trust a man who doesn’t wear a belt with his trousers. My aunt told me those wise words.
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mozzarellagirl
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People who instead of calling it ‘London’ call it ‘the capital’ instead.
Feels like I’m talking to a news reader
When people post pics of them travelling to london on the train and they say "London bound"
I saw one guy on facebook ( I deleted him) with a pic of him saying "Off to Dam with the boys" GOD double ick ... firstly calling it dam, then even going to amsterdam and then going with a group of lads... 999
ClaudHopper
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When people post pics of them travelling to london on the train and they say "London bound"
I saw one guy on facebook ( I deleted him) with a pic of him saying "Off to Dam with the boys" GOD double ick ... firstly calling it dam, then even going to amsterdam and then going with a group of lads... 999
I know someone like this, he refers to women as "bleeders"
he's always planning trips to Amsterdam, Prague, Munich or similar cities where he can objectify women who wouldn't look twice at him if he wasn't getting his wallet out. He's upwards of 40, has a patchy hair transplant and turkey teeth. He make me 
petitspois
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Bleeders? That’s one of the most gruesome terms I’ve ever heard. So, he hates women and trots off to other countries to pay for their consent? He sounds like a sex crime waiting to happen.I know someone like this, he refers to women as "bleeders"
ClaudHopper
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Yes I wholeheartedly agree. I've called him out on his repugnant behaviour on a number of occasions but unfortunately, when someone has already reconciled low morals in their own mind there's very little chance any outside conscience will dissuade them.
Pesky Tarian
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This gives me the ick but also absolute fear and it's how my husband cannot wait for the car to de mist. Instead he clears a little porthole and peers out of it like Mr Magoo.
lilykestrel
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Male colleagues - who you know have a masters - who say "I done it" or "pacifically" in meetings
someone I know who has msc, bsc in her LinkedIn name
Once emailed with someone at work who had just 'BSc' after their name in their email signature. In my line of work about 70% (if not more) of people have an undergrad (and there's a fair few with Masters or even doctorates who don't put their letters after their name
) Nearly died of the cringe.Thank(space)you
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Yeah the term breeders gives me an ick too massively
mozzarellagirl
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Exactly - It should be considered a sex crime as is because consent cannot be bought. Take away the bribe and I doubt that "consent" would still be there
When he licks the alphabet like Loaded taught him to in 1997. Lad, duck off. As soon as I spot C I'm gonna end up following along like I'm on Sesame Street.
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Men who do that invisible golf thing and actually back up, shimmy and swing should be culled on 1st offence.
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Ppl who do their own little choreo on the treadmill. duck off an and dance round the park. Cunts filming their workout for TikTok. I didn't consent to be on the internet with my arse crack hanging out.
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Men who do that invisible golf thing and actually back up, shimmy and swing should be culled on 1st offence.
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Ingognito.Queen
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Licking the lid/seal of a yoghurt pot
I posted about this before but honestly, there is a special place in Ick hell for men who eat yoghurts.
A man opening a yoghurt and mixing it with a spoon.
A man opening a yoghurt and smelling it.
A man having a favourite flavour yoghurt.
A man opening a yoghurt and it bursting everywhere.
A man opening a yoghurt and licking the inner lid.
A man bringing a yoghurt to work and eating it at his desk with a reusable spoon that he doesn't clean from one day to the next.
A man eating half a yoghurt and then going back to eat the other half.
A man eating a yoghurt with a wooden spoon
A man eating a yoghurt and scraping the inside of the pot with the spoon to get every last bit out.
A man eating a Muller yoghurt and tipping the little chocolate balls into the yoghurt and mixing it around.
Yoghurt.
ChastityDingle
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Yes. I sat opposite a woman who did this. Every single day.
Then onto an apple, crunch, munch...
and so on. I don't know how she got any work done.ClaudHopper
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This was probably said before but men who exhale nasally. Makes me want to vom. Is it a deviated septum? Overweight? Unfit? or are you just trying to exert dominance by making obnoxious noises unnecessarily? Hate it!
Horsemonkey
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Men whose wives treat them like precious little babies and they sit to the table and have their food and everything handed to them
mozzarellagirl
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my ex (24?) would make old man noises going up and down the stairs. he'd made a right show of it
Lurkingloads
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Young girl wearing a black top, black skirt, black tights walked into MacDonald's, what gave
me the Ick was that she was wearing white crocs.
My son brought home his new girlfried and thats pretty much what she was wearing except it was white plimsoles. I don't understand the whole black outfit/black tights and then.....white shoes!
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