The Chateau Diaries #336 Enough is enough! Stay home and fix your dang farmhouse!

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Miss Trunchbull said:
Can you imagine the French watching these English roast boeufs ruin their beautiful buildings with monstrosities like those at the Mouldy Chateau? I thought they were keeping the blue bedroom simple, but no if there’s a space for mould then it will have mould and then gold paint on…..good god what is wrong with these people? And then we have Fanny at chateau mold that could have decorated the place beautifully by now but doesn’t lift a finger……between them they have the worst taste I have ever seen….
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Don't watch the plastics but Del Boy has more aesthetic sensibilities than this bunch
 
C'est moi said:
I haven't a clue who this young man might be but this popped up as an ad or a "suggested for you" on IG. I saw it was a Spode colab and watched. Rather lovely Christmas table scaping. I wouldn't as I prefer minimal, less chance of breakages, spillages or setting fire to oneself.

Hmm, funny that Thrush, with his expert table laying skills, does not get invited by brands like this to deliver something special 🤣 He is useless. Totally inept. A waste of space. And air. He just creates misery wherever he is. And whatever he does.

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I remember Jack from Interior design masters. He is very talented and if I remember correctly one of the rooms he designed, I think it was in a children’s nursery, was so successful the owners commissioned him to do more for them.
 
Beachgirl said:
I remember Jack from Interior design masters. He is very talented and if I remember correctly one of the rooms he designed, I think it was in a children’s nursery, was so successful the owners commissioned him to do more for them.
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Ah, a useful young man. And would I be correct in saying he is openly gay? If so if is way ahead of Thrush. Appropriately and nicely dressed too. I don't think Thrush could make decorative Montgolfièrs out of blow up beachballs.
 

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Lady Lindy said:
Amazing!!! 😂😂😂
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Give me strength... even Laura Melhuish Sprague is on the bleeping Foreo Grift now!! But at least she is actually hands on with her rennovations, even with a baby, unlike the lazy orphan princess
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I have seen some of the oddest people pushing that Foreo on YouTube and all over Instagram.

Admittedly, the thing is expensive, even with these discounts. How about INSTEAD of using these random wannabe "influencers", Foreo could instead knock down the price of either the device itself or, better yet, the products used with them, down? Those masks are what makes them the money.

*Fair warning - I have used a device and returned it within the return period, not because it didn't work, but because after I had it for a couple of weeks, I was unenthusiastic about using it. It became a very expensive paperweight! I bought the NuFace mini when it came out, you use it every 2 to 3 days for maybe 5 minutes at a time. It really did work and results were immediate, problem is, if you didn't use it every 2 or 3 days, whatever results you got disappeared. There were nights I could barely wash my face and take my makeup off, so using this thing for 5 minutes wasn't going to happen as regularly as it should.
 
jojonz said:
Ignorance again, taking that smll dog to a lace with seven Irish terriers, has Bowie appeared, no he stays home, what about Dexter I doubt he will be there. That woman is it Bonnie just recently bought a Chateau?

Wonder how the princess of chateaus will treat Ash and Terry, the two contacts they have had she has appeared up herself, or maybe she cant understand working class accents, dont worry Stephaine they are british!!!!!!

Those missing filters Stephainie has, will either of them see what a cluttered trash hole they live in? Philip bring more sh*t in cheap sh*t at that. Now please correct me if I am heard wrong in that van be bought back his grandparents cabinate and two urns from Netherlands, correct, BUT he bought them back from the Auction, correct? They were not direct from the family HE BOUGHT THEM!!!!

If I have heard correct and the rug etc 🐃💩

What an eclectic Chateau fill of rubbish 1950's Cabinates Givency writing desks a little but of this a little bit of that cram it all together and it shows Philips taste :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :poop::poop::poop::poop:

How smart look at the pimple to follow the timeline.
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The ‘ rush’ to collect this stuff was either that he had run out of peas or yes auction collecting deadlines.
Why suddenly does his family need to get rid of two random garden urns and a bookcase? Somehow I don’t get the impression his grandparents apartment had a garden .

Maybe Snorts has a new name Qwaark tart…
Is he allergic to any of those ingredients?
 

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Lochness Monster said:
The ‘ rush’ to collect this stuff was either that he had run out of peas or yes auction collecting deadlines.
Why suddenly does his family need to get rid of two random garden urns and a bookcase? Somehow I don’t get the impression his grandparents apartment had a garden .

Maybe Snorts has a new name Qwaark tart…
Is he allergic to any of those ingredients?
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I thought she said he was picking something up from an auction…….has he changed it to grandmother to look less spen£y ?
 
Lochness Monster said:
The ‘ rush’ to collect this stuff was either that he had run out of peas or yes auction collecting deadlines.
Why suddenly does his family need to get rid of two random garden urns and a bookcase? Somehow I don’t get the impression his grandparents apartment had a garden .

Maybe Snorts has a new name Qwaark tart…
Is he allergic to any of those ingredients?
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Fanny can use those two oversized, badly weathered, snake-charmer urns for Mummy & Percy's ashes and set up a memorial in the Jardain Anglais.

I also don't believe all this crap has come from Snorty's grandparents. His grandparents died years ago. Where have they been keeping all this stuff and why? In a storage locker? I say this as someone who is currently downsizing; and is sitting here while people are arriving to pick up 120 lots of items they recently purchased in our auction. Two months ago we also held a large estate auction for my parent's home. No one hangs on to all that stuff unless they are hoarders.
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mrsp67 said:
Perhaps she has RA it’s a autoimmune disease that causes some strange look
Can you share the Amazon link or a photo, one of my rooms gets full sun, it runs my a/c like crazy all year, even with my hurricane shutters closed.
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Here you go - there are three links here, because I also liked a few others, but didn't work for one reason or another. The ones I didn't like at all were by a company called Sun Zero (they're sold in department stores as well as Amazon - so stiff and the fabric was nasty feeling) and a few others. These are ones that looked really nice but didn't work for me style-wise, except for the first one, with the pom poms.

These are the ones I have in my bedroom that @Lochness Monster has. They are nice and wide.

Amazon.com: TREATMENTEX Pom-Pom Blue Curtains Living Room 84 inches Energy Efficient Thermal Insulated Room Darkening Curtain Panels for Bedroom Window Draperies Nursery Room Children 50in w x2 Panels Rod Pocket : Home & Kitchen

These are the ones I liked a lot - they looked like linen, but they did have sort of a different feel to them, not plastic because they do drape a bit. I liked them because the backing isn't black and I like my draperies to have a white lining, so what you see when you're outside is uniform in all the windows - then I was like, who cares if my neighbor who has pointed their outdoor lighting fit for an airport runway directly into my window sees black lining - LOL! I returned them because they felt too plain but they worked amazingly well and spurred me on to find some that weren't heavy and stiff.

Amazon.com: 100% Blackout Shield Linen Blackout Curtains 84 inches Long,Back Tab/Rod Pocket Thermal Insulated Blackout Curtains for Bedroom/Living Room,Energy Efficient Drapes,52" W x 84" L,Cream : Home & Kitchen

I also tried these - they weren't wide enough and too expensive to buy another pair. They poofed a little too much at the bottom, given the width, when they weren't drawn. My husband didn't like them, he thought they didn't match the style of our bedroom and he was right. I loved them though! I don't know if they had good thermal properties, but they did block out the light really well! I hung them and we immediately decided against them due to the style and the puffiness issue.

Amazon.com: Lush Decor Linen Button 100% Lined Blackout Window Curtain Panel, Single, 40" W x 84" L, Off White - Blackout Curtains - Color Block Design - Farmhouse Curtains For Bedroom, Living Room & Dining Room : Home & Kitchen
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Where have they been keeping all this stuff and why?
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C'est moi said:
Ffs MarIE! How useless are you? Were you going for your weekly swim? Another stupid girl. Shouldn't have let Thrush drive your car. He is the kiss of death... FOR EVERYTHING.

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Let me tell you Marie, that ain't cute.
You are a woman in your 30's. If you don't know how to do something, then pull up your grown-up Vinted woman panties and ask for help!
 
ComtesseRose said:

Here you go.
Let me tell you Marie, that ain't cute.
You are a woman in your 30's. If you don't know how to do something, then pull up your grown-up Vinted woman panties and ask for help!
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She doesn't have a brain, not really surprising. Even when I had my first car at 17, I wanted to be so independent, I learned to change a tire, air and oil filters and spare plugs and their wires. That was the minimum. But then, has anyone ever did any maintenance on any of the cars at the dump ? I doubt it. Could be that it has never been done since she has the car. :rolleyes:
 
Fromthenorth said:
She doesn't have a brain, not really surprising. Even when I had my first car at 17, I wanted to be so independent, I learned to change a tire, air and oil filters and spare plugs and their wires. That was the minimum. But then, has anyone ever did any maintenance on any of the cars at the dump ? I doubt it. Could be that it has never been done since she has the car. :rolleyes:
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Oh, without doubt. Not a single dump vehicle has a regular service at their allocated time. They wait for them to breakdown and wonder why. Basics - like changing oil, changing oil and air filter, aircon cleaner, topping up screen wash - are never, ever performed by dump dwellers. Jeez, they don't even know how to attach jump leads. All completely useless. And danthevanlessmanwithacrispychateau is exactly the same.
 
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