LittleMore Cottage
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Same I don't care for his arrogance, She is so much more warm and personable. She also gets along so well with all the workers. He just comes across so pompous
The Chateau Diaries #331 PhiPhi is squirreling the place up one cache-pot at a time
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Same I don't care for his arrogance, She is so much more warm and personable. She also gets along so well with all the workers. He just comes across so pompous
Freesia54
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Oh Abigails Party... was sooooooo good...Oh dear! Reminds me of Mike Leighs Abigail from Abigail's Party!
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.. Hope your recovery is swift.... I'm waiting to have spinal decompression surgery on my lower back L3 and L4... It literally is a pain in the a*se, and back of the legs, and pins and needles in my feet...the doc told me to keep activeSo painful…but now I feel so good ❤
I had a cervical spine fusion ((c5 c6) six weeks ago today at Mayo Clinic. After a car accident 4 years ago, I’ve had disc and nerve damage in my neck, and pain that radiates down my arm, upper back, and shoulder. Crossing my fingers this surgery helps with the pain…just need time to heal. ❤
and drink plenty of water..Do my trips to the loo count as activity 
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Lady Pinkadella
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Sorry if someone has already posted this - but I just stumbled upon it on YT.
A Tribute to Escape to rural France and Dan's dream
La Jarvis must be foaming with anger - Dan's superfan makes an AI super-cute video about him and Tattle...laughing...rather bitter-sour videos.
A Tribute to Escape to rural France and Dan's dream
La Jarvis must be foaming with anger - Dan's superfan makes an AI super-cute video about him and Tattle...laughing...rather bitter-sour videos.
KyBourbon
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Honestly, I wish I had done the surgery several years ago. The difference has been so great. Immediately after surgery I was in a lot of pain but it was because the procedure took 3 hours. The initial pain was due to how I was positioned on the operating table. Once I crossed that hurdle, it’s been much better.
billybudd
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Here's a helpful _PDF on finanacial crime in France (would that be the jurisdiction, given international donations over the internet?):Wait a minute. Take a look at the chapel ceiling. I was going by the names of constellations under the adopt a star heading on the dump website. However, when you click on the link below, you will see the actual ceiling of the chapel with 4.5 additional areas of unnamed constellation of stars to rent to unsuspecting viewers and Patrons. Stephanie has an additional 5 to 6 different areas of stars on the chapel ceiling that she has not named, nor added to her rental star website. This changes everything. If she lists all the stars in these new sections for rental, she likely believes that she could grift up to $1 million total off her scam rental star program!!!!!!!!?? Click below and take a look at the photos below. Sorry, they overlap somewhat as I cannot get the entire ceiling and one to two screenshots.
click the link below to scroll down the page and see the entire ceiling of the chapel with the 4 to 5 areas of stars which have not been dedicated or listed for rental on the dump website.
Adopt
The Chapel of Saint Joseph at Lalande was built in 1865 after the tragic death of Charles de Nadaillac, the five year-old son of the Marquis and Marquise de Nadaillac, who drowned in the chateau's ancient moat. Charles' deeply religious parents spared no expense in the building and decorating of...shop.chateaudelalande.com
Look at how Stephanie Jarvis lied from the very beginning about the amount it would take to restore the chapel, and how much money she had to do so. She only needed 200,000 euros/ dollars from renting stars to complete the chapel. See how she used this lesser amount to manipulate viewers and Patrons to rent stars, and now she just steadily increases the amount of money that she states that she needs to restore the chapel? A classic con artist Stephanie Jarvis 101 stunt.
”Because of the support of the patrons of The Chateau Diaries, over €200,000 has been set aside to secure the structure of the chapel and to repair the missing vault and the fresco of the Death of Saint Joseph. The paintwork restorers are specialists who have also worked at the Chateau de Versailles and are currently restoring the Catherdral of Notre Dame in Paris.
Another €200,000 is needed to complete the restoration of the chapel and to bring it back to its former splendour to save it for future generations to enjoy.”
“By adopting a star you will save the chapel and become part of its history forever.“ of course, Stephanie will never mention that the actions of the three owners Stupidly, draining the pond to avoid having to bring the pond into compliance with French regulations contributed to the destabilization of the chapel.
Why should patrons pay to restore a pond that the three owner stupidly drained so they would not have to spend money maintaining the pond. Stephanie earns enough money Now to pay for her own damn pond. Why does she and her useless, lazy, entitled co owners believe that any purchase, restoration, or work to be done at the dump is a sole responsibility of Patrons?
Hmmmmm……… A few thoughts to ponder.
1. What was her last estimate of how much it would cost to restore the chapel? Well, over $600,000 +? She has already collected for an excess of that amount when you subtract the $200,000 from the patreon fund, leaving approximately $400,000 left to finance. She has already collected far in excess of $400,000 from her rental star scam already. Why does she have the begging bowl out again for 5he chapel? What happened to the $400,000 she has received from patreon from November, 2023 through October, 2024? She certainly didn’t spend it all on the dump.
2. What is all this bullshit about chamber potty having difficulty using his $50,000 camera to take close-up shots of the ceiling in the chapel? He was able to use his extremely expensive camera on his latest luxury Safari a couple years ago and shot close-ups photographs of animals for over 100 yards away. He can take thousands of photos of F1 races, but he can’t point his camera up towards the chapel ceiling and photograph the stars? Is there even a webpage completed and available on the dump website showing the dedication of the hundreds and hundreds of stars rented out to date? ( Nope).
3. In Stephanie‘s response in the CD comment section, she claimed that the star dedications will be written in A BOOK kept in the chapel. The dumb ass didn’t even read her own terms and conditions. They are supposed to be three books compiled, one for each section of the chapel ceiling. Will she ever do this? Nope. Will the dedication of the stars transfer to a new owner of the chapel? Nope.
Terms and conditions, section 2:
” Once the Chapel will be restored, the Company CHATEAU DE LALANDE will make available 3 books located in the Chapel.
Each book corresponds to one of the vaults and shall contain the identities provided by the adopters (or mentioning the anonymous contribution) of that vault’s stars.
The books will be edited once the stars of the corresponding vault will be entirely adopted.
Once the Chapel is restored and open for access, the books will be available for consultation by the guests of the Bed & Breakfast, and other visitors of the Chapel.”
4. Who gets to visit the chapel? Only family, guests of the bed and breakfast ( which was officially dissolved in France in December, 2023) and guests of the Dump?
“ Once the Chapel is restored and open for access, the books will be available for consultation by the guests of the Bed & Breakfast, and other visitors of the Chapel.” Can anyone who rented a star come rolling up to the dump to view the chapel?
5. Dumbass narc Stephanie evidently married herself, and she refers to herself as.Mrs. Stephanie Jarvis .
“4. CHATEAU DE LALANDE is a French limited liability company, whose registered office is located at LA LANDE, 36140 CROZON-SUR-VAUVRE, registered with the French Trade and Companies Register of Chateauroux under number 893 407 114, represented by Mrs. Stéphanie JARVIS, its acting President
6. Pathological liar Stephanie Jarvis even lied about the sale of the dump in 2005. ChamberPottie did not purchase his 10% of the dump until the year 2018 or 2019. He did not purchase the dump in 2005.
”The chapel was consecrated by the Archbishop of Bourges in 1866. It was regularly in use for the next 100 years. The local priest used to stay at the chateau once a week before giving mass in the chapel, and the Marquise used to teach catechism to the local children of the parish in the chapel. Even up to the sale of the Chateau de Lalande to Stephanie, Nic and Michael in 2005, the chapel was used by two of the current Marquis' siblings who were both priests.”
7. They didn’t even follow the procedure that they laid out in the terms and conditions.
“The “adopt a star” operation will be progressive and start with the 1st vault. Once all stars have been adopted, the 2nd vault will be open to adopters, and the 3rd vault will be the last open to adopters when the previous one is closed.”
8. “ Adopters are invited to provide their name for the purpose of attaching it to a star according to the following two modalities (further specified below) : first adopters shall be mentioned in books made available in the Chapel and second, on a dedicated webpage.”
Where is the dedicated webpage? It was supposed to be assessable from the dump website. There have been no books, created or made available in the chapel to the three owners of the dump and their guests.
9. They have links beneath each one of the constellations which should show the dedications of the rental stars. There is not one dedication under any of the constellations. No dedications are listed for any stars rented out in the chapel. They have had over 11 months to put this information together even though several of the constellations were sold out completely by mid December, 2023.What has Stephanie done in the past 12 months other than cause, and or contribute to cause the death of a dog, buy a new vanity dog to neglect and abuse, spend several months on vacation and traveling, and spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on herself and loser Philip.
The link to the general page discussing the constellation of Saint Cecilia does not work.. The dump crew has done nothing but collect money from renting stars. Try the links below.
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of The Archangel Gabriel
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of Saint Charles Borromeo
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of Saint Henry
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of Saint Aloysius
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of Saint Felix
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of Jesus Christ
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of The Virgin Mary
Click here to view the dedications in the Constellation of Saint Joseph
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The Chapel of Saint Joseph at Lalande was built in 1865 after the tragic death of Charles de Nadaillac, the five year-old son of the Marquis and Marquise de Nadaillac, who drowned in the chateau's ancient moat. Charles' deeply religious parents spared no expense in the building and decorating of...shop.chateaudelalande.com
TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
Adopt a Star - Terms and Conditions
FR EN 1. Dans le but de financer la restauration de la Chapelle du Château de Lalande, l'opération « adopt a star » a été lancée à travers laquelle les personnes soutenant la restauration peuvent adopter des étoiles situées sur les trois voûtes de la Chapelle (opération actuellement disponibles...shop.chateaudelalande.com
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Me and my international law degree
say this is swindling. Five years' imprisonment and a €375K fine.
TorontoGWM
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Pyke
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Frenchie0810
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Best wishes for a speedy recovery.. i hope you are doing well and the nerve pain has subsided or much improved. That sounds excruciating. ❤So painful…but now I feel so good ❤
I had a cervical spine fusion ((c5 c6) six weeks ago today at Mayo Clinic. After a car accident 4 years ago, I’ve had disc and nerve damage in my neck, and pain that radiates down my arm, upper back, and shoulder. Crossing my fingers this surgery helps with the pain…just need time to heal. ❤
Lady Avonlea
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@KyBourbon, you have been missed and very pleased to hear you’re on the mend.So painful…but now I feel so good ❤
I had a cervical spine fusion ((c5 c6) six weeks ago today at Mayo Clinic. After a car accident 4 years ago, I’ve had disc and nerve damage in my neck, and pain that radiates down my arm, upper back, and shoulder. Crossing my fingers this surgery helps with the pain…just need time to heal. ❤
Jeeves
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It's a beautifully made animation.
I am sure that this has more than made up for the lack of hand knitted straitjackets, strap on toys for the pooches, stuffed squirrels and Great Aunty Flo's chipped wedding china.
Arfarf
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Not fun but I had one years ago at 7:30 a.m. and got to work at 9:15 a.m and worked all day. But then I also gave birth to 3 babies in a total of 10 hours without epidurals. I am strong like bull!
Also, my family and friends who live in Bonita Springs and Palm Harbor Florida came thru relatively unscathed. No power yet for my friend in Palm Harbor ( very near Tampa but on a channel near the coast). Continued prayers for all of you Floridian Tattlers.
Question #8000. How come "Caroline NoGood"...Is responding STILL to chateaux questions? No damage at her place (FANNY) at the dump, obviously!!
TorontoGWM
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It looks like when Billy and Gwen were recently visiting they shared their Ozempic with the Mansplainer.
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Lochness Monster
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Only if you have had creme brûlée.Oh Abigails Party... was sooooooo good...
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.. Hope your recovery is swift.... I'm waiting to have spinal decompression surgery on my lower back L3 and L4... It literally is a pain in the a*se, and back of the legs, and pins and needles in my feet...the doc told me to keep active
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What crimes are Jarvis and Potts up to?
Jarvis and Janssen are just buying pots.
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Pekey
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Sending healing vibes to you and the surgery has put an end to the pain.So painful…but now I feel so good ❤
I had a cervical spine fusion ((c5 c6) six weeks ago today at Mayo Clinic. After a car accident 4 years ago, I’ve had disc and nerve damage in my neck, and pain that radiates down my arm, upper back, and shoulder. Crossing my fingers this surgery helps with the pain…just need time to heal. ❤
Gertrude Maud
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No . . . the thought of it is worse than the actual procedure, just a bit noisy. The dentist will inject lots of anaesthetic.
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I don't like him.
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Cleo's Asp
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Vivienne seems to be getting more and more manic and really got on my nerves in her latest vlog. She was speaking as fast as Fanny and she doesn't shut up. She also says everything about three or four times over. Simon has a sort of resigned smile on his face while she's wittering on in a very loud voice, again as loud as Fanny's. Although he's smiling, he looks as if he'd rather be elsewhere. He is very skilled at the repair jobs, etc. that he does at the chateau. Lalande could do with someone like him. He achieves a lot more and is a great deal faster than Amaury and during the week, he's doing a normal job as well.
MRShavershamsdress
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Smells like a tax dodge…
Iolair
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Day 10 of a birthday month I no longer feel like celebrating.
Tonight, we lost our little girl cat Tipu. An undetected illness took her from us. Her little body swelled up and a few hours later at the vet, it was discovered that she had a ruptured tumor on her liver. Our only choice was to say our goodbyes. A rare Dragon Li breed, Tipu was rescued by Mr. Io from a breeder in China who planned to have Tipu put down because she was blind. Love at first sight compelled Mr. Io to arrange her rescue and have her flown to Northern Ireland. She was dying, battered, and close to death from starvation. Mr. Io has some, let's say 'diplomatic military influence.' Nursed back to health Tipu gave us close to ten years of purring sweetness and unconditional love. It never mattered that Tipu was blind; she saw with her soul. She saw how much she was loved, and is loved still. I am beyond broken at loosing her. Mr. Io is just shattered. He has lost his little girl. I have lost my baby. Loved beyond belief, we are both devastated. But also grateful to Tipu for allowing us to be her cat guardians. Who will tuck her in tonight, as I did every night? Perhaps they have angels for this sort of thing?
Please spare Tipu a kind thought tonight. I am bowing out for a while. May Bast protect.
Tonight, we lost our little girl cat Tipu. An undetected illness took her from us. Her little body swelled up and a few hours later at the vet, it was discovered that she had a ruptured tumor on her liver. Our only choice was to say our goodbyes. A rare Dragon Li breed, Tipu was rescued by Mr. Io from a breeder in China who planned to have Tipu put down because she was blind. Love at first sight compelled Mr. Io to arrange her rescue and have her flown to Northern Ireland. She was dying, battered, and close to death from starvation. Mr. Io has some, let's say 'diplomatic military influence.' Nursed back to health Tipu gave us close to ten years of purring sweetness and unconditional love. It never mattered that Tipu was blind; she saw with her soul. She saw how much she was loved, and is loved still. I am beyond broken at loosing her. Mr. Io is just shattered. He has lost his little girl. I have lost my baby. Loved beyond belief, we are both devastated. But also grateful to Tipu for allowing us to be her cat guardians. Who will tuck her in tonight, as I did every night? Perhaps they have angels for this sort of thing?
Please spare Tipu a kind thought tonight. I am bowing out for a while. May Bast protect.
Pyke
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Don't worry she will be looked after by my boys and girls in pet heaven
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