The Chateau Diaries #328 A minute of silence for PhiPhi's mum's vajayjay. Pushing out that cinder block.

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Stephanie is lying her ass off as usual. Jerry got loser Phillip and Stephanie one hotel room for Phillip’s birthday present? Jerry’s never purchased a birthday present for loser Philip in his life. Stephanie loves to use the birthday excuse, anniversary excuse, Christmas present excuse to try to hide her spending.Gerry hates loser Phillip. I believe that Mummy will not allow them to stay in her tiny house and Stephanie did not want to let viewers know that her own mother would not trust her to stay alone in Isabelle’s tiny house so she had to make up an excuse as to why they had to get hotel rooms when Mummy’s home across the street remained vacant. We see your bullshit Stephanie!

9:32
Now Jerry as Philip's birthday present
9:35
has got us a room in the hotel
just
9:38
opposite Mommy and Jerry's place


they ate dinner at Mummy’s house with Gerry present but were not allowed to stay in the tiny house and spend the night. I have a feeling that Jerry was under orders not to leave the gruesome twosome alone in Mummy’s tiny house, and to escort them across the street to the hotel after dinner.

this was a strange visit. Stephanie has never travelled to Framingham just to visit Jerry.

Everything is getting more and more skewed and weird with each vlog.
 
Everything is getting more and more skewed and weird with each vlog.
Yes I’m sure mummy dear and the walking shroud are back in England. But why Annemarie and Nasty Nutti are there as well is puzzling maybe the Maastricht mincer needs some muscle to help him load up all the purchases. As I don’t think Scotty McFuckFace would be much help and lifting anything would probably see Percy shuffle off his mortal coil. It seems to me that their buying has reached a new level of obscenity or she is just showing more because F A is happening at the shittoo. Maybe Nathan the plumber has hightailed it back to England and this is a full on assault from all the family to try to get him to return to finish the job.
 
This is interesting. It seems that Izzy still owns a property (or did until earlier this year) in Woodbridge, about 11 miles from Framlingham.
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@carolinegooder7091
36 minutes ago
In the past Philip sleeps after they get the van on the train and Stephanie sleeps on the way to the train. Then Stephanie drives in the UK. I hope they stay at Gerry's overnight or Isabelle's tiny place.

So Isabelle’s Framlingham place is now tiny. Amaury and Nati’s place is tiny. Who do know that describes the homes of those of which she’s jealous of as tiny, hmmm?


@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
They live in an apartment.


But Caro, darlin’, I was sure Stephanie said Amaury and Nati lived in a teeny tiny house? Which is it sweetie? Better check your notes Stepha…oops, Caroline.

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Stephanie is like the cobbler's children, the last to get new shoes, or paint or new windows.


Dafuq?!? The last?!? Stephanie is NEVER the last to get ANYTHING! Everyone within the vile witch’s orbit goes last, including guests! Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining you carbuncle on the ass of humanity!

@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
They have long days. If they waited until morning, it would interfere with other things like filming more content and living their lives.


More horseshit Caroline? All the fraud has to do is set the vlog to publish when she wants it to. Stephanie does it to create engagement while promoting her hard working, put upon slave to the followers orphan princess character. Fools, she’s a hard witch laughing all the way to the bank while you suckers go without!

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago (edited)
So you never visit friends/partners or relatives in a different state? It takes me 8 hours one way to visit a niece and drop off a car of wedding gifts. A table that big and complete is a find, so it's worth the trip. Hopefully, Gerry or Amaury's brother can come by while they are there.


Can’t have it all ways Caro dearie. You’ve stated you don’t leave home or travel any longer. You’ve also mentioned that you’re on the spectrum and prefer virtual interactions which is why you watch and rewatch CD dozens of times. Eight hours in the USA is no time at all to drive to visit someone or vacation. That’s an easy drive and still leaves you comparatively close to home. Not so in Europe, it’s yet another slip up. Better start checking that master list of proxy accounts on Nati’s laptop.


@carolinegooder7091
35 minutes ago
Stephanie has a schedule. Do the Grand Salon starting in November when the team arrives to take down the ceiling and put up the steel beams. Then the next big project is the terrace and then the lake.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Caroline do please blow this smoke up your own ass. And while you’re at it, I hope your Epilady gets tangled in your nether regions during your next grooming session. No one deserves it more than you.

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago (edited)
Amaury and his father rebuilt a listed barn starting when he was a teenager. Before that his family and Stephanie's families restored victorian houses as Nursing homes together. Amaury did lots of amazing woodworking in his family home. Then Amaury worked in the construction industry. Even Stephanie was stuffing sofas with her aunt as a teenager and made all the new curtains at Lalande, 17 years ago. She showed Philip how to restore a sofa, just a few years ago, so the training always continues. The chance to do lots of woodworking is why Amaury moved to Lalande. Stephanie wants to replace all the Lalande paneling lost in the fire of the 18th century(?). Amaury did the Marquis's suite and will do the Grand Salon, adding extra pieces to the 18th century set Stephanie bought.


Was the barn really listed?!? Sounds iffy. We know the Biggio Crime Family doesn’t believe in following the laws and rules of society so even if listed they would've ignored any legal requirements. There’s not one of you that isn’t complicit scum. Johnathon Richmond might not be involved, or he might be up to his neck in it but smart enough to enforce pink phone prohibitions in his life.

So in closing Caroline Gooder, do please go play in the street, preferably in front of a city bus. I don’t believe you truly exist, but if you do you are complicit in defrauding hundreds of people which makes you lower than a snake’s belly in my opinion. There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.

Now, apologies to my fellow tattlers. I’m not normally this vicious. At least not without knowing the person in real life. I won’t hold back in that case either. This morning I woke up to a nasty, agonizing flare. I can’t have any pain meds as it’s developed into rapid onset pleuritis making it challenging to breathe. I am angry beyond belief. The universe cannot punish this group fast enough. And for the very few tattlers that judge our members who believe in secular humanity and new age metaphysics instead of organized religion, you too can duck right off. You know who you are, with your sly little digs and sniffy superiority! If this offends you perhaps go spend some time gazing into a mirror asking yourself why? Barring that, report me to a mod, I really could care less. As for the rest of this magnificent bunch, have a lovely day and stay safe. Just thinking we’re missing @Hedda Hopper and @KyBourbon a lot lately. Here’s hoping your lives are going well.
 
@AnnabethLee144
16 minutes ago
this traveling is not for a small dog , and for any dog.. Common sense ...it is not responsible , but you do you..

@terricollins8450
42 minutes ago
Why wouldn't you stay at your mums?

darladressler
58 minutes ago
What a lovely room but why wouldn't you stay at your mom's house? assuming your house is rented out


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮look at what the suck up mouse torturer has to say
@LaReynedEpee
51 minutes ago
Presumably because Gerry wanted to give them a nice treat

@LaReynedEpee
1 hour ago
Steph's parents lived and worked in Glasgow for a time around her birth. They got to know Gerry then, he was a teenager. When they left to set up a nursing home in England, he went with them to help. So she grew up with him, like an older brother and they remain close.

@kungazopa2831
4 hours ago
Why take Galahad to the UK so young as in order to do so, Galahad will have to have been vaccinated for rabies for a dog passport. He is way too young to be vaccinated!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@LaReynedEpee
1 hour ago
Stop talking nonsense. He's over 5 months old. Rabies vaccination can be given from 12 weeks. Trust me, the UK would not be letting him in if he were not eligible.

@LaReynedEpee
1 hour ago
So sick of nasty psychopathic trolls.

@maria22623
4 hours ago
Maybe a dumb question but why didnt they stay at Mummys??? Or Gerrys??

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 see how when they dump crew spread lies it just keeps going….. Stephanie likely paid for the room with Patreon funds . Why give a millionaire and her gay fake fiancé whom Gerry detests a unique experience? He didn’t .
@annivali4356
1 hour ago
I think it was because Gerry gifted them the stay at the hotel. As an experience

@aleta5873
1 hour ago (edited)
Love >> to all ... Precious Galahad/bucking bronco was hilarious. There are also some funny/cute Halloween costumes--with arms flopping on the sides. The dogs are oblivious and look hysterical
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@tillysanders2593
4 hours ago
it's not funny to ridicule your dog ..

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Look at the mouse torturer lie again..
@LaReynedEpee
1 hour ago
@debragrogan6235 His tail was wagging vigorously, not a sign of distress in dogs
Was the money maker travelling in Fanny’s lap in the van?

Why did Amoury go to the Uk at the same time but left his dog at the dump, yet Fanny must take Ratso, does she not trust Frk to dog sit?

Fanny pretending to get up early and helping Amaury tidy his disorganised workspace,then travels off in the same outfit that must have been filthy.

Gerry gifted the hotel room to Philip for his birthday for heavens sakes! Unfortunately Snorts said something like ‘ were we in the room next door last time’ . This was no new experience or treat Fanny, and we see you.

I thought she would drag out the yellow dress to prove how thrifty she is.
I believe that we have seen the trousers before.

As for this whole escapade of escape the chateau…van rental, diesel, hotel costs, food etc auction mark ups this table is going to be a very expensive purchase for patrons and no doubt one easily found at Emmaus near them.
 
@carolinegooder7091
36 minutes ago
In the past Philip sleeps after they get the van on the train and Stephanie sleeps on the way to the train. Then Stephanie drives in the UK. I hope they stay at Gerry's overnight or Isabelle's tiny place.

So Isabelle’s Framlingham place is now tiny. Amaury and Nati’s place is tiny. Who do know that describes the homes of those of which she’s jealous of as tiny, hmmm?


@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
They live in an apartment.


But Caro, darlin’, I was sure Stephanie said Amaury and Nati lived in a teeny tiny house? Which is it sweetie? Better check your notes Stepha…oops, Caroline.

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Stephanie is like the cobbler's children, the last to get new shoes, or paint or new windows.


Dafuq?!? The last?!? Stephanie is NEVER the last to get ANYTHING! Everyone within the vile witch’s orbit goes last, including guests! Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining you carbuncle on the ass of humanity!

@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
They have long days. If they waited until morning, it would interfere with other things like filming more content and living their lives.


More horseshit Caroline? All the fraud has to do is set the vlog to publish when she wants it to. Stephanie does it to create engagement while promoting her hard working, put upon slave to the followers orphan princess character. Fools, she’s a hard witch laughing all the way to the bank while you suckers go without!

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago (edited)
So you never visit friends/partners or relatives in a different state? It takes me 8 hours one way to visit a niece and drop off a car of wedding gifts. A table that big and complete is a find, so it's worth the trip. Hopefully, Gerry or Amaury's brother can come by while they are there.


Can’t have it all ways Caro dearie. You’ve stated you don’t leave home or travel any longer. You’ve also mentioned that you’re on the spectrum and prefer virtual interactions which is why you watch and rewatch CD dozens of times. Eight hours in the USA is no time at all to drive to visit someone or vacation. That’s an easy drive and still leaves you comparatively close to home. Not so in Europe, it’s yet another slip up. Better start checking that master list of proxy accounts on Nati’s laptop.


@carolinegooder7091
35 minutes ago
Stephanie has a schedule. Do the Grand Salon starting in November when the team arrives to take down the ceiling and put up the steel beams. Then the next big project is the terrace and then the lake.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Caroline do please blow this smoke up your own ass. And while you’re at it, I hope your Epilady gets tangled in your nether regions during your next grooming session. No one deserves it more than you.

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago (edited)
Amaury and his father rebuilt a listed barn starting when he was a teenager. Before that his family and Stephanie's families restored victorian houses as Nursing homes together. Amaury did lots of amazing woodworking in his family home. Then Amaury worked in the construction industry. Even Stephanie was stuffing sofas with her aunt as a teenager and made all the new curtains at Lalande, 17 years ago. She showed Philip how to restore a sofa, just a few years ago, so the training always continues. The chance to do lots of woodworking is why Amaury moved to Lalande. Stephanie wants to replace all the Lalande paneling lost in the fire of the 18th century(?). Amaury did the Marquis's suite and will do the Grand Salon, adding extra pieces to the 18th century set Stephanie bought.


Was the barn really listed?!? Sounds iffy. We know the Biggio Crime Family doesn’t believe in following the laws and rules of society so even if listed they would've ignored any legal requirements. There’s not one of you that isn’t complicit scum. Johnathon Richmond might not be involved, or he might be up to his neck in it but smart enough to enforce pink phone prohibitions in his life.

So in closing Caroline Gooder, do please go play in the street, preferably in front of a city bus. I don’t believe you truly exist, but if you do you are complicit in defrauding hundreds of people which makes you lower than a snake’s belly in my opinion. There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.

Now, apologies to my fellow tattlers. I’m not normally this vicious. At least not without knowing the person in real life. I won’t hold back in that case either. This morning I woke up to a nasty, agonizing flare. I can’t have any pain meds as it’s developed into rapid onset pleuritis making it challenging to breathe. I am angry beyond belief. The universe cannot punish this group fast enough. And for the very few tattlers that judge our members who believe in secular humanity and new age metaphysics instead of organized religion, you too can duck right off. You know who you are, with your sly little digs and sniffy superiority! If this offends you perhaps go spend some time gazing into a mirror asking yourself why? Barring that, report me to a mod, I really could care less. As for the rest of this magnificent bunch, have a lovely day and stay safe. Just thinking we’re missing @Hedda Hopper and @KyBourbon a lot lately. Here’s hoping your lives are going well.
Sending you hugs, good vibes and healing ♥
 
@carolinegooder7091
36 minutes ago
In the past Philip sleeps after they get the van on the train and Stephanie sleeps on the way to the train. Then Stephanie drives in the UK. I hope they stay at Gerry's overnight or Isabelle's tiny place.

So Isabelle’s Framlingham place is now tiny. Amaury and Nati’s place is tiny. Who do know that describes the homes of those of which she’s jealous of as tiny, hmmm?


@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
They live in an apartment.


But Caro, darlin’, I was sure Stephanie said Amaury and Nati lived in a teeny tiny house? Which is it sweetie? Better check your notes Stepha…oops, Caroline.

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Stephanie is like the cobbler's children, the last to get new shoes, or paint or new windows.


Dafuq?!? The last?!? Stephanie is NEVER the last to get ANYTHING! Everyone within the vile witch’s orbit goes last, including guests! Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining you carbuncle on the ass of humanity!

@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
They have long days. If they waited until morning, it would interfere with other things like filming more content and living their lives.


More horseshit Caroline? All the fraud has to do is set the vlog to publish when she wants it to. Stephanie does it to create engagement while promoting her hard working, put upon slave to the followers orphan princess character. Fools, she’s a hard witch laughing all the way to the bank while you suckers go without!

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago (edited)
So you never visit friends/partners or relatives in a different state? It takes me 8 hours one way to visit a niece and drop off a car of wedding gifts. A table that big and complete is a find, so it's worth the trip. Hopefully, Gerry or Amaury's brother can come by while they are there.


Can’t have it all ways Caro dearie. You’ve stated you don’t leave home or travel any longer. You’ve also mentioned that you’re on the spectrum and prefer virtual interactions which is why you watch and rewatch CD dozens of times. Eight hours in the USA is no time at all to drive to visit someone or vacation. That’s an easy drive and still leaves you comparatively close to home. Not so in Europe, it’s yet another slip up. Better start checking that master list of proxy accounts on Nati’s laptop.


@carolinegooder7091
35 minutes ago
Stephanie has a schedule. Do the Grand Salon starting in November when the team arrives to take down the ceiling and put up the steel beams. Then the next big project is the terrace and then the lake.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Caroline do please blow this smoke up your own ass. And while you’re at it, I hope your Epilady gets tangled in your nether regions during your next grooming session. No one deserves it more than you.

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago (edited)
Amaury and his father rebuilt a listed barn starting when he was a teenager. Before that his family and Stephanie's families restored victorian houses as Nursing homes together. Amaury did lots of amazing woodworking in his family home. Then Amaury worked in the construction industry. Even Stephanie was stuffing sofas with her aunt as a teenager and made all the new curtains at Lalande, 17 years ago. She showed Philip how to restore a sofa, just a few years ago, so the training always continues. The chance to do lots of woodworking is why Amaury moved to Lalande. Stephanie wants to replace all the Lalande paneling lost in the fire of the 18th century(?). Amaury did the Marquis's suite and will do the Grand Salon, adding extra pieces to the 18th century set Stephanie bought.


Was the barn really listed?!? Sounds iffy. We know the Biggio Crime Family doesn’t believe in following the laws and rules of society so even if listed they would've ignored any legal requirements. There’s not one of you that isn’t complicit scum. Johnathon Richmond might not be involved, or he might be up to his neck in it but smart enough to enforce pink phone prohibitions in his life.

So in closing Caroline Gooder, do please go play in the street, preferably in front of a city bus. I don’t believe you truly exist, but if you do you are complicit in defrauding hundreds of people which makes you lower than a snake’s belly in my opinion. There’s a special place in Hell for people like you.

Now, apologies to my fellow tattlers. I’m not normally this vicious. At least not without knowing the person in real life. I won’t hold back in that case either. This morning I woke up to a nasty, agonizing flare. I can’t have any pain meds as it’s developed into rapid onset pleuritis making it challenging to breathe. I am angry beyond belief. The universe cannot punish this group fast enough. And for the very few tattlers that judge our members who believe in secular humanity and new age metaphysics instead of organized religion, you too can duck right off. You know who you are, with your sly little digs and sniffy superiority! If this offends you perhaps go spend some time gazing into a mirror asking yourself why? Barring that, report me to a mod, I really could care less. As for the rest of this magnificent bunch, have a lovely day and stay safe. Just thinking we’re missing @Hedda Hopper and @KyBourbon a lot lately. Here’s hoping your lives are going well.
Oh no this sounds dreadful and I’m sorry you are going through so much pain at the moment. Sending love and hugs for a quick recovery. 💕💕
 
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