The Chateau Diaries #311 Got to pretend to be in the UK for 181 days a year to be a UK tax resident!

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Marie is going to lose her tit ON patreon day, go mental in the jarrrrrrrdin onglayze with a strimmer and then throw a huge pot of rrrrratttatttoooooowwwweeeee up the walls of the freshly painted Disney attraction and if he's there and within arms reach slap Potts with a wet kipper.


Hey.........a girl can dream

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👇 From the (early), live chat...
Janeiro Road sounds like her majesty will be needing another 500k from you all, lol.

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SB-kz7bq
2 hours ago
Mais de quoi vit Phillip? C est quoi son metier ?
(But what does Phillip live on? What is his job?)
(Translated by Google)

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rosalindhambleton9012
3 hours ago
How are you going to fund the expenses the grand salon ? Asking since chapel is “so over budget” as you mentioned. (Most projects always come to be over budget -it normal, du to unexpected things happening. That being, it will a great project and it will very interesting.

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Sgirl
5 hours ago
One Ian is traveling around the world on a sailboat, one Ian sadly passed away, and the contractor Ian, who was working on Nati's apartment, doesn't work for them anymore.

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@KathyRichards-tr9zx
41 minutes ago
Stephanie - do you regret draining the lake? I'm not sure why you had to do that, it seems rather extreme and such a shame

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@LaReynedEpee
5 minutes ago
She was conned into it by the local water company. I think it was to do with the costs they would have to pay to ensure compliance with EU regulations or something. She made a vlog about it a while back.
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@EssentiallyLivingtheDream
1 hour ago
What happened with the accident in the tack room?

@SB-kz7bq
3 hours ago
But what does Phillip live on? What is his job?
 
Thanks @ComtesseRose. It’s great waking up to a shiny new thread.

Nabbed this FB comment before it got deleted. We’re all wandering about that Michelle 😄

Lancelot’s latest IG post made me laugh. Snorts is probably like my Grandson. Smothers himself in Lynx rather than shower. He’s 10 years younger than Snorts Hoping he grows out of that habit 😝
 

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carolz5090 DUMP ACCOUNt
5 hours ago
Stephanie, thanks for posting a renovation update and the order of precedence! In the future, when your followers are confronted in the comments by repetitive questioning regarding the status of projects, we can simply point to this video in response. It’s not going to stop the wave of questions…but you’ve now given those that try to field them in the comments a surfboard
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@georgia6447
5 hours ago
zip check......
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nativetexan53
6 hours ago
And why are there always secrets you can't tell us about until some mysterious time? I mean, is someone holding you all hostage until we post your ransome, and then, all will be revealed. I used to think "Chateau DIY" held you hostage, but surely by now you may do as you please with all of your own YouTube and Patrion income.

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user-tm4pm4hz3w
9 hours ago
Interesting to see Michael photographing the dishes for the book
 
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ISN‘T SHE CLEVER? ANOTHER STAGED INTERACTION / correction between her fake account and herself.🤮🤮🤮🤮

@deezahm9143
10 hours ago
What beautiful presenation, Marie, so lovely. And Michael is so funny! Does anyone know if the supports for the trees a round the fountain are going to remain, or did Dan put them there until the espalier takes its own form

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@carolinegooder7091
10 hours ago
Stephanie said at one point in about a year the supports will come down.

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@TheChateauDiaries

3 hours ago
They will come down, but sadly not in one year, to Davy apparently ‘temporary’ means 15 years! Gardeners think on different scales to us We’ll have a big party that day

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@TheChateauDiaries

3 hours ago
So we only have 12 years to wait!
 
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Razzle Dazzle said:
TorontoGWM the pic you posted above of Philip, I thought why are you putting pressure on Lancelot's foot pad. I have seen it a few times. I would not want to be around him when he is angry. Scary stuff. Poor Lancelot living in a house of horrors!
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I think he squeezes his paw ( which causes the dog pain and if the dog moves, he will squeeze harder, causing more pain) as signal to dominate him, intimidate him, and get him to be still and if Ratso does not obey, off camera, Philip abuses the dog. I think they both yell at the dog, roughly handle him,etc. we have seen Philip drag the dog by the collar on its neck, roughly handle the dog, yell at the dog, and get impatient. I bet they both toss the dog around and physically punish the dog when he gets carsick, pees, or poops anywhere, whines, wants to be fed when they are shopping or are watching Netflix, etc. They rarely put the damn dog down when the camera is rolling. I think the dog has a crappy, chaotic, crappy life off camera.
 
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👇 From the (early), live chat...
Janeiro Road sounds like her majesty will be needing another 500k from you all, lol.

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SB-kz7bq
2 hours ago
Mais de quoi vit Phillip? C est quoi son metier ?
(But what does Phillip live on? What is his job?)
(Translated by Google)

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rosalindhambleton9012
3 hours ago
How are you going to fund the expenses the grand salon ? Asking since chapel is “so over budget” as you mentioned. (Most projects always come to be over budget -it normal, du to unexpected things happening. That being, it will a great project and it will very interesting.

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Sgirl
5 hours ago
One Ian is traveling around the world on a sailboat, one Ian sadly passed away, and the contractor Ian, who was working on Nati's apartment, doesn't work for them anymore.

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Smugtwat does not let his Mummy wear short dresses anymore, he of course does like to wear them.
Snorts is wearing the pearl ring as his engagement ring.
Fanny has a new ring, They are spending on jewellery. That ring sizing shop in Islington sells antique/ pre owned jewellery.me thinks,
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FRK reading her ingredients list for this pudding states strawberries.

I think Potty was taking photos for FRKs future cook book which she hopes will be her money spinner when the bb season ends. Fanny doesn’t like it when the story is not all about her.

The timelines are so bad.
Editing is getting worse and her content is thin on the ground.
We laughed at Chateau Strife Phil’s pelargonium but with the money swilling around at the dump this display by Pavlina is mean and atrocious.
 

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When the time comes, and it will soon enough, of Marie having a meltdown how will we know? Is Fanny losing sleep over it, no way. She keeps "poking the bear" with the pink camera thinking....content.....content for my vlogs! Patreon Days will be my bet also. We never did hear if they found volunteer(s) to help out. The relocating of the kitchen door is in preparation of Patreon Days. Must control the "crowds" who will be in attendance. Watch for keypad entry into this area, a door with a sign will not deter entry.
 
I’m betting FRK has already had at least 3 meltdowns & Hinge & Bracket will have talked her down each time. She is weak and at the dump, knows her place & will trundle back to the scullery on every single occasion.. It’s the set pattern now until B&B season ends.

However, we shouldn’t worry too much about her because uber-rich yacht owners everywhere will be seeking her culinary skills & inviting her to chef in their galley. Not.
 
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