The Chateau Diaries #311 Got to pretend to be in the UK for 181 days a year to be a UK tax resident!

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Thebirdandthefrog said:
Daily dose of weird?

Why the hell do they need two shelves with all sizes of tureens and sauce boats when they do not serve anything on buffets?
All food is served already plated…
And those are just the stuff they accumulated in the arrière-kitchen.

Snorts, you fanatic creep hoarder, like you, those pieces are a waste of space and money…
That crap don‘t give the place any charm. Like you, they are plain dust collecting stuff.

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Snorts watched too much Gosford Park and Downton Abbey and thinks he runs a big house lol Just needs the keys on a chain for his waistcoat and a chatelaine chain and he could really be a more pompous arse.
 

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joshuamohler2356
7 hours ago
Can somebody told me what happened to the outside pool? They were working on in an olddetr DIY? I remember a bunch of outside landscaping, but nothing after that.?

Sparrowdean
27 minutes ago
The only outside pool was a small inflatable one that was brought out one summer. Stephanie earmarked an area for a swimming pool (or, as she's now calling it, a swimming pool and spa), but work has not yet begun on it. If anyone can produce evidence to confirm the existence of such a pool, I'll stand corrected.

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Stephanie Jarvis, being filmed by Peter Demetris, for Chateau DIY, discussing the natural swimming pond.
👇 Chateau DIY IG, September 19, 2021.
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Oct 7, 2022
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Miss Eliza Bennet said:
I could have sworn I saw them working on the swimming pond on a Chateau DIY episode and then it disappeared…hmm
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They started a wild swimming pond but had no permissions so had to stop..... bleeping idiots....... They are the embarrassing, bodge job fools of Chateau DIY. The other featured chateau with their amazing restoration projects really show her up

The Chateau Diaries #185 So many plates, but so little to eat; so many flues, but so little heat

did they mention the dog dying in another vlog? Yes in her awful vlog about Ian's death. One of Armories dogs was sick went to the vet and died. You know the dog he left in the UK for like a year.... Either way F4F had to make a point of bringing it up... like she cared.
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Lochness Monster said:
Who at that wedding party is Snorts staying late at the party to dance with???
According to the clock in the bedroom it is 1.30 in the morning. Is Fanny lying just so she doesn’t have to show the weirdo hiding under the sheets or is Fanny pretending to work hard for HER viewers 🙄
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Is Snorts afraid to dirty the immaculate floors with his dirty diaper bag?
 
graciemckitten said:
@SB-kz7bq
10 hours ago
But what does Phillip live on? What is his job?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 someone is getting a bit touchy about the qualifications of Philip and what he actually does for a living.
@mireille4751 did loser Philip provide this definition of his job employment to Stephanie?
33 minutes ago
He trained as an actor and singer in the Netherlands but currently helps Stephanie film and edit the vlogs six days a week. He also helps Nati with the management and administration of the B&B. He works at the decoration and furnishing of the numerous rooms of the castle. He trained in art history and purchased objects and furniture at auctions. He carries out small electrical repairs. He welcomes guests, shows them around the castle and the surrounding area, takes them to Emmaus, to the flea markets and antique stores. He is an expert in "tableware". He sets beautiful tables on various themes and ensures the proper conservation of the castle's tablecloths, napkins, silverware, porcelain objects and crystal



Don’t you love how Stephanie upgrades everything in her life? She has turned her farmhouse first into a château, and then into a castle.
She turned her pond at the dump into a lake. It is a pond, not a lake.
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Ha ha! When did he "train in art history," or become an "expert in tableware"? These responses confirm what an ignorant child he is. He's also getting furious at some of the comments. They are having to waste a lot of shopping time doing all that responding, which is a very positive development.
 
Jeeves said:
He conserves the tablecloths by sending them to the launderette, silverware cleaned by Mary Poppins one or twice a year and the tableware washed by by Dishcloth Dave. He should look for a conservator's job at the V and A! :ROFLMAO:
Please someone who isn't banned ask where Snorts completed his art historian training and qualification he gained!!
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He forgot to attach his college degree in art history but luckily Ruby sent me a photo.Philip has completed a degree in the fine art of bullshitting Which he mistakenly calls training in art history.
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Fennelbug said:
And Philip’s head is a butcher block
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His head can also be mistaken for an acorn or lightbulb too.
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Cleo's Asp said:
Ha ha! When did he "train in art history," or become an "expert in tableware"? These responses confirm what an ignorant child he is. He's also getting furious at some of the comments. They are having to waste a lot of shopping time doing all that responding, which is a very positive development.
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He is revealing his true angry, entitled, bullying, condescending, nasty, sarcastic, deceitful, lying personality
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Lochness Monster said:
Who at that wedding party is Snorts staying late at the party to dance with???
According to the clock in the bedroom it is 1.30 in the morning. Is Fanny lying just so she doesn’t have to show the weirdo hiding under the sheets or is Fanny pretending to work hard for HER viewers 🙄
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I bet he slept at the Shreks because the couple they were staying with prepared only 1 bedroom for the gruesome twosome so he slept in a spare bedroom at the Shreks and pretended to be at a party at their house Or she was lying as usual and he was sleeping in another room.
 
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AndAnotherName said:
I don't believe any of the figures Fanny spouts. She just pulls out numbers from thin air. Remember the kerfuffle about the accounts that she was supposed to publish to the Patrons? Well that never happened did it. She makes it up as she goes and that's why she will come unstuck eventually as patrons will get tired of the constant grifting to pay for cost increases. As it is she lies so much now, it must be difficult for her keep track. Flicking hair and waving hands a paarfect sign of liars.
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Agreed, and I'm also starting to think she didn't actually have a survey done in the first place. Maybe she did, but if she did, they have they done a poor job.
 
Philip trained in art history? The uneducated child thought the Renaissance was in the 1800s.
Philip isn’t even well read on art, design or anything. He has not completed his degree in ‘acting’ and is continually shown on the vlogs displaying an unpleasant, ‘me, me, me, me’ ‘my,my,my’ ‘mine,mine,mine’ selfish greedy character.
 
maireddin
2 hours ago (edited)
Was Phillipes flies undone at the end of the video, when he sits down?

@albuchanan
2 hours ago
It was so funny right at the end when Phillip joined back to the table and

moegirl76
4 hours ago
I missed the video about the "heating system accident" What happened??


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮As usual, Stephanie fails to tell the entire truth . Yet another lie.

@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
A subcontractor fell off a roof and died in the main courtyard. Not much has been said due to the feelings of the family and the main company coming back on the job
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@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
As Isabelle and Percy had their blessing, in that chapel, the patrons' comments have been that only a few family and friends will hold services and blessings there in the future. The original owners are included in the use of it, of course.
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@megkraft1108
5 hours ago
Does Michael get to sleep in the tac room since it's his apartment or does he let the guest use it?

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@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
Michael has always let it be rented out.
 
Balmoral said:
@HalcyonOrganic I just saw the flooding in steiermark ! - hope everything is ok for you. I’d love to chat more but I’m off to practice 4th position as Shrek the groom has demonstrated mine is a little sloppy! 🩰
Ps: we’re not far away from you but, like most of Austria, live on a hill.
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thanks for asking, ❤ we never had so many weather disasters like in the last three years. Heavy rain and hail. Some streets turned into streams for a short period of time. Water didn’t reach the basement doors here, but there was environmental damage and Some unpaved roads were closed.

That road is right in the middle between me and the city. An excavator worker was killed when he tried to help.
The sad irony is, that area is currently undergoing renovation, for a better flood protection.
The road was closed, and for driving down to the city, or coming from there, people had to make a detour over an other region in our county. The original old road still exists too, but it nowadays leads through a narrow housing estate, and was completely blocked.
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The people living in the south and south-east hit it the hardest

 
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