The Chateau Diaries #308 So sad that Stephanie listens to Philip, he has no sense of style

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Jeeves said:
It's clear from the first photograph that Fanny is raging rapidly but she looks as though she has been embalmed and is wearing a death mask in the second. Did she put her mascara on with a wooden spoon? She looks like the late Joan Rivers. Hands up everyone who was hoping that the Tit would finally seccumb at the dinner table when he inhaled his lemonade/champage .

Poor old Leftalot is sick once again - she tries to convince us that it's the excitement of seeing Bourdaloue. How appropriate for that crock of shyte.


Fanny finally reveals the secret that we all knew - Phiphi goes shopping for cocks. Thanks for clearing that up.


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This a rather candid shot. Fanny shows is that she is indeed rather plain and the uncouth Tit sits looking at his phone at the dinner table.
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What the duck is happening to her face it looks really odd on here, sort of like melted rubber lumpy mask. Fanny we know you read here, your rosacea has been getting on my tits for months, if I wanted to watch the Singing Detective I would!!! Take a look at Husk and Seed skin products they will clear it up in no time and stop using that nonsense vibrator on your face, with a boyfriend like that you probably need it elsewhere.

Here's a link you blousy, botoxed, witch https://huskandseedskincare.co.uk/collections/rosacea
 
JackSpratt said:
Know that situation only too well.

There's a chap here, in his previous llife in the uk he was a gardener ie general maintenance. Moved out here bought a place with a gite, ok fine. Then decided to reinvent himself as a landscape gardener, failed. Then reinvented himself again as a builder, failed on that too as he couldn't project manage his way out of a paper bag. Third reinvention, a poolman doing contruction and maintnenance.

They're an expensive purchase as you well know, he had other chaps working for him (who were more qualified and have since gone out on their own) and when he cocked up it was on an epic scale but a bit like Fanny he kept getting carte blanche from customers 🤦‍♀️

They all get their comeuppance in the end though and his most recent balls up, the customer was having none of it being fobbed off and all the sweet talk they took him to court. He's now declared himself bankrupt (we've been told this as the person is a client) but he's telling others he's just cutting back and continuing to work.

Even with people coming to do stuff like this who are, like him, legally registered with a siret number etc. Ask if this is what they've always done, what did they do before.

There are so many unscrupulous people out there in all the trades and when they cock up and I'm speaking from the expat perspective, it gives those like Mr Spratt and others who are time served, did their apprenticeship, members of institutes in the relevant trade, tarred with the same brush. People then think you're a Brittany Ferries reinvention and it's not fair.

Fanny's use of tradesmen for example, to me, she's mainly used non qualified. When the qualified ones do work there they end up getting done over by her which I'm hoping is not going to be the case for Nathan.
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SHe's made a big deal in one blog about how unused she was to using as reputable a pro as the chapel restorers. And now she and the Queen of Porcelain are beating commenters over the head with the merit-by-association fallacy that the chapel restorers are world renowned and you're stupid not to understand such a company would have its own electrician.
Well according to OUR electricians, you arriere cuisine ceiling wiring and water could burn your whole house down. Since there's been no electrician in your house since you flashed your crotch at electrics volunteer Ian and he sailed the hell away.
 
Gertrude Maud said:
Actually I phoned them to ask if was advisable and the receptionist is getting back to me. In the mean time I did some googling and it appears that it is safe to get shingles at the same time as covid, flu or pneumonia vaccinations but I want to make doubly sure.
I had the flu shot in the right arm and covid in my non dominant left as I know my arm will be sore tomorrow.
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It is technically safe, but speaking from my own experience, I would NEVER do it again. All 4 at once laid me flat for four days.
 
tuffiti said:
This morning's Patreon vlog:

  • Poor Lancelot feels very poorly due to car sickness, but the gruesome twosome only care that he vomited on their precious car interior;
  • Permasmile arranged a bachelor/bachelorette Alice in Wonderland themed catered dinner;
  • Plans are made to go shopping - surprise!
  • The gay fiancee is an alcoholic;
  • The mean girl is not amused that all attention is on Sara and Steve;
  • The grifter can't stand that the twit kept something secret from her;
  • Sara is gifted cocks;
  • The con woman delights in sharing Steve's private medical information.

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The Chateau Diaries is a scam
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Lot of food at the end there, clearly not a guest dinner. How effeminate is Snorts?
 
Full circle.
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Fanny is Lauren today. PhiPhi is Lauren yesterday.
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graciemckitten said:
What woman doesn’t say that their fiancé is a vision in Lilac, (wearing a lilac sweater) , looking delightful, may I say, darling?
Love how Stephanie now calls Philip and Ratso “ darling.” Ratso must respond to Marie repeatedly calling the dog “darling” so has now adopted. It has the names for both her lilac enrobed gay fiance and 50% discount Ratso.

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Doesn’t Ratso look miserable? Poor sick Ratso whining and improperly climbing between the 2 front seats.Why repeatedly force you car sick prone pet to go on trips in the Porsche. Take the dog to the vet and get him some anti nausea medication or take other precautions to minimize or eliminate his motion sickness. Stephanie has the steal the spotlight away from the Shreks by toting along for 50% discount untrained, snippy. carsick vanity dog for attention and for content. She has exploited the dog for content over 100 times + But she refuses to take appropriate care of him, trim his nails, get medical attention, for his bad eyes, or take him to the vet. She is determined to maintain her status as one of the two shittiest dog owners in the chateauverse. How many times did Ratso pee in the Permasmile chateau?


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OLD dress alert, @graciemckitten 🥰 :giggle:! 5 years old.🤫

 
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Just Grift Wood said:
What the duck is happening to her face it looks really odd on here, sort of like melted rubber lumpy mask. Fanny we know you read here, your rosacea has been getting on my tits for months, if I wanted to watch the Singing Detective I would!!! Take a look at Husk and Seed skin products they will clear it up in no time and stop using that nonsense vibrator on your face, with a boyfriend like that you probably need it elsewhere.

Here's a link you blousy, botoxed, witch https://huskandseedskincare.co.uk/collections/rosacea
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So glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Singing Detective
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loved that series.
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I wonder how much it gets to them the fact they give us good giggle fodder for days on end, together with enough tit to wind us up so as it keeps us menopausal hags angry all the time ......just like we should be.
 
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graciemckitten said:
Comments on Dan’s May 22, 2024 video on to the final 4 floors:

eldarcy580
6 days ago
What a beautiful team you are, all! You make Hollywood redundant:) Check Leonora Smee fairytale GARDEN LANDSCAPING at her Mallorca mansion, all those private spaces, spa, sauna area. The more you discover Steph Jarvis' copycatting the more despise it causes. Steph called her new puppy Lancelot after Leonora's dog of 10 years, copies her clothes but the cheap vacuous clown cannot copy Leonora's Beauty and Personality. Leonora is a retired horse show jumper at 26, owns several businesses, can cook tastefully unlike Steph, works hard unlike parasitic narcisistic psychopath Steph, is genuinely Beautiful with a Woman's body when Steph is hiding her MTF/male to female male shaped body under wide dresses and heavy filters to camouflage her hyena face. Steph, 48 copies Leonora, 26 but never praises Leonora, copies everything and everyone having no own personslity, no talents, no creativity.

But never praises those above her, being a jealous, lowly Mrs Bucket from "Keeping up the appearances". STEPH JARVIS IS AN ENCYCLOPEDIA OF ALL HUMAN VICES. I've never seen all vices concentrated in one person disguised under fake jolly appearance. Narcissism multiplied by psychopathy.

Nati has worked at the chateau for over 5 years, no leisure facilities, no pool, no sauna despite over €million a year donations by the subs. Armoury has to use his own instruments as she wouldn't invest in anything. That was a moment of Truth when meeting that HYENA in S.A., who sounded and looked like Steph, Hyena should be her true totem and Laland remembered as a Castle of a Hyena. Chateau is too romantic a name. So many patreons complain that no proper renovation is going on. Custom declarations should be checked in all her "travel" destinations for money laundering.

Those who still donate to the millionaire Steph should research her support of the n@zi and child s*x dolls traders and make numerous police reports including her hiring a S.A. orphanage at $2,000 to make a self promotional video. The new €7,000 Chanel bag she wore having just collected over €200,000 off the naive exploited patreons and £2,000 NYE restaurant escapade make over $10,000 compared to the $2,000 orphanage donation if any, as no name revealed for checks by the con artist. In no civilised country would she have been allowed to hire orphans for a video shoot touching them intimately. That was a scandalous disgrace and multiple police reports should be made.

She doesn't reveal the name of the orphanage for checks. A true charity is anonymous. The way she and Gerry were touching the orphans, used as an instrument for self promotion was stomach turning to watch. So many ex-patreons complain about being used and manipulated into gifts and donations. Why did she not donate to a French orphanage? Because the French would not allow to get intimately, touch the orphans even on early stage of adoption, and never to the strangers buying their time with the orphans.

And Steph needed a DEHUMANISING ORPHANAGE SHOW for publicity. I have never seen anything more BARBARIC SELF INDULGENT UNSCRUPULOUS. Those were Jimmy Saville moments, and she looks&feels like monstrous cold-blooded him. A calculating narcissistic psychopath Steph is capable of anything for self ptomotion and money and should be a persona non grata.


@LaReynedEpee
6 days ago
You're barking mad. Why do you think anyone here is interested in your pages-long rant about another vlogger?


@LaReynedEpee
6 days ago
@KjerstiNagel I feel sorry for Stephanie Jarvis with these psycho nutjobs that target her.


@eldarcy580
3 days ago
@LaReynedEpee Everyone knows this is your FAKE ACCOUNT, stef. Your ptifitable yotube business is based on large scale FRAUD AND CRIMINAL MENS REA&MANIPULATION. multiple POLICE REPORTS be made now including about this particular fraud. We know ALL your fake accounts. Bally, all other contributors be contacted to alert that you are persona non grata


@eldarcy580
3 days ago
@LaReynedEpee we know this fake account of Steph Jarvis well. Screenshot taken for the police and prosecutor

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@LaReynedEpee
3 days ago
@eldarcy580 Yeah, apparently I'm a fake account of Dan Preston as well Surely I can't be both! Come on tell me which one I am, Mrs Looneyjob

remember that Stephanie and Dan are as “thick as thieves“ and share and help each other constantly, to include using coordinated fake accounts and likely sharing fake account information at times. Stephanie has also posted under fake accounts In the Ollies comment section as well, as on her other two or three YouTube channels. Do not let their protests, arguments, and attempts to create confusion and chaos to lead you astray.

Is this her channel? Looks like Stephanie does copy her in many ways. Stephanie doesn’t have an original thought in her head.
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What’s up with these allegations?
@dawnedawe5337
6 days ago
Someone is playing at NOT BEING HONESt with payments from Patrons he has 2598 patrons at lowest monthly payment @ 5 euros monthly = 12,900 euros per month, not the 8,296 euros he reports he gets get. Dan be honest and upfront PLEASE, happy to be a patron but update the page please and how much monthly you get

@BrianW067
6 days ago
Dan has nothing to do with those figures, they are generated by Patreon. Perhaps that is the figure after Patreon has taken its percentage.

@dawnedawe5337
6 days ago
@BrianW067 possibly
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Leonora is dreadful, the exaggerated accent, ramped up x 2 when with Mummy! 🤢
Can see similarities with Fanny though and if she's not a grifter I have zero beef.
 
graciemckitten said:
Look at 4:00 in the video where loser Philip is manhandling and forcibly dominating the smallest dog in the world (who has allegedly just been carsick three times), forcibly twisting, jolting the dog from side to side, shaking the dog, and posing the dog as if it were a stuffed toy, so Snorts could get attention. Free Ratso. Philip uses a dog as a personality substitute. Stephanie is shrieking and laughter at the sight of the poor, manipulated dog.
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I noticed Permasmile kept her dog out of the way so Ratso couldn't pester it.
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Lady Avonlea said:
How awful - all the bloggers sitting around the dinner table filming the same dinner party from different angles for their own vlogs!
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omg that twit... does he imagine he's wearing mascara?? So effeminate...
 
JackSpratt said:
So glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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I wonder how much it gets to them the fact they give us good giggle fodder for days on end, together with enough tit to wind us up so as it keeps us menopausal hags angry all the time ......just like we should be.
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You constantly make me laugh which is awkward when I am having a sneaky peak at work. Why does she make us son angry?
 
Alice Strictknickers said:
Thank you, @tuffiti, much appreciated!
Fun fact: The Shatelaine is wearing the very same dress she was wearing in her VERY FIRST VIDEO! 😲! Imagine that! So very frugal!😆
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It has a different recline and the colours are different; I guess it's a new one.
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graciemckitten said:
What woman doesn’t say that their fiancé is a vision in Lilac, (wearing a lilac sweater) , looking delightful, may I say, darling?
Love how Stephanie now calls Philip and Ratso “ darling.” Ratso must respond to Marie repeatedly calling the dog “darling” so has now adopted. It has the names for both her lilac enrobed gay fiance and 50% discount Ratso.

New dress alert.
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Doesn’t Ratso look miserable? Poor sick Ratso whining and improperly climbing between the 2 front seats.Why repeatedly force you car sick prone pet to go on trips in the Porsche. Take the dog to the vet and get him some anti nausea medication or take other precautions to minimize or eliminate his motion sickness. Stephanie has the steal the spotlight away from the Shreks by toting along for 50% discount untrained, snippy. carsick vanity dog for attention and for content. She has exploited the dog for content over 100 times + But she refuses to take appropriate care of him, trim his nails, get medical attention, for his bad eyes, or take him to the vet. She is determined to maintain her status as one of the two shittiest dog owners in the chateauverse. How many times did Ratso pee in the Permasmile chateau?


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Imagine if she had a child, she'd also use it as an accessory and for vlog content, exactly as she does with Ratso. Thank goodness she is too old to have one.
 
Right I went in. The reason Fanny looked like an extra from V in the opening piece to camera is she too has some sort of hair system with strings which was pulling her foreskin face up like a bodged face lift. The party reminded me of a dodgy group motivational party where people don't know each other but are thrashing themselves to death to have a good time. Fake over the top laughter at infantile jokes my God they are theY saddest bunch of misfit tossers I have ever seen. Permasmile makes my arse twitch, she isn't really nice- the over the top tacky gift bags and Nos knock off bath sets- she only does to make herself look good. She also wants to look rich to compete with Fanny thus the caterers. The Shreks desperately trying to make out they are non conventional-well I suppose they do out bore most people. The other couple must be soooooo bloody boring they may as well have not been there. So was that ring an engagement ring? It can't be a wedding ring that is for the day? How to feel really bleeping fat that even a ring doesn't fit she had to put it on her little finger. I think Steve was banging his head on the floor because he couldn't stand the thought of another day of organised fun and fake hilarity. Hope he is ok -Fanny is so indiscrete. Ratso is not looking well at all, just leave the dog at home. If you don't own the Porsche (which we know you do) you should be apologising profusely for making someone else's car stink of vomit. Like she slept the whole way lying cow.
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Imperious Me said:
My mum did die actually after falling in the bathroom.. brain aneurysm.
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So sorry to hear that. xxxx
 
Just Grift Wood said:
You constantly make me laugh which is awkward when I am having a sneaky peak at work. Why does she make us son angry?
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Lol, I aim to please.

So many reasons she pisses us off we could go on for days and days, now with him added to the mix it's enough to tip you over the edge.

The main one being she's a self entitled spoilt brat now with a younger male?🤷‍♀️ (answers on a post card please) version of herself. All of her 'friends' are of the same ilk too.

It's the annoyance that so many can't see what we can.................or is it just us?
 
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