The Chateau Diaries #299 The only culture found this winter in the shitoo was scraped off the filthy floor

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They look so lifelike. I follow wood lucker on ig. You may like her. She makes exquisite botanical creations from paper.
I just checked this out - you're right! Everything there is really realistic-looking, too! That red pepper, cut in half......the dahlias, the columbine......the Nigella! Everything is so lifelike! I followed her, so thank you for the recommendation.

This is something I would like to learn to do. I used to be crafty and would make crepe paper flowers - not the blousey, pom-pom ones you see all the time at parties, but lifelike ones. There are several people on etsy who sell the ones that they make. I don't know why I stopped, except that it got hard to find decent crepe paper. I still have the book, maybe I'll start doing it again!

Here's an example of the crepe paper ones from etsy, which were a lot like the ones I used to make. I got pretty expert at poppies and peonies, as well as daffodils:

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The cult favorite Japanese Heroine mascara she purchased in Japan costs about $13.00 in Japan. She purchased 3 mascaras, $42.00, matcha and wasabi Kit Kats, and other crap from the airport and pickles that she would like from a Japanese market. She is soooooo stingy. She just went on a free Japanese sexcation with Pottie that was easily around $5,000+ but cannot spend more than $100 of her tax free ebegging money to buy presents for the Dumo crew who just scraped and cleaned decades of grease, filth, and dirt in her nasty kitchen. She even broke into the bag of Matcha Kit Kats that was supposed to be a gift. She is such a greedy, selfish person.

Snorty and Fanny are mad that viewers have commented that Ratso seems to like FRK better and is really FRK’s dog, Hence, in this video, footage of Fanny and Snorty forcibly holding Ratso, Fanny slinging Ratso over her shoulder at the train station, car sick Ratso “ riding in a taxi” , Ratso looking out an open 2nd story window, and being forcibly slung over Stephanie’s shoulder while she is screeching and dancing in circles in the kitchen.

In the latter part of the video in the kitchen, Ratso continuously and visibly struggles to be let out of Snorty’s grasp and to be placed on the floor but domineering Snorty ignores Ratso and holds him tighter. Snorty held Ratso in his arms earlier in the video. Jackass.

FRK was not shown in contact with Ratso in today’s video.

Watch Fanny dance around the kitchen with an unhappy ( supposedly car sick) Ratso forcibly clamped over her shoulder, He is not enjoying any of it. witch.




Fanny ends the video in bed (naturally), and adds a little more emotional manipulation ( declaring she was soooo exhausted but wanted to do this video because she wanted to make sure that the viewers were with her “ every step of the way” on her luxury vacation.


THE ENTIRE VIDEO WAS WALL TO WALL LIES, STAGED STORYLINES, SMOKE AND MIRRORS CRAP, AND BLATANT EMOTIONAL POOR LITTLE ORPHAN PRINCESS STORIES AND STAGED SCENES MEANT TO TUG AT THE HEARTS OF VIEWERS, HIDE HER OUTRAGEOUS SPENDING, AND CONTINUE TO GRIFT AND EBEG TAX FREE MONEY TO SPEND ON HERSELF AND HER CO OWNERS OF THE DUMP. SHE IS SUCH A CON ARTIST. EVERY DAY, ALL DAY.

There is a reason why over 170 people agreed with the Daily Mail comment that Stephanie Jarvis should be in jail.

Note that no one is in bed with her as she goes to sleep, no side glances, like she did in Japan, glancing at her bedmate, fellow partner in the grift, Pottie.
 
Imagine your fiance travelling halfway around the world to a country famous for its porcelain knowing that you simply adore porcelain, as a matter of fact you're obsessed with collecting it. You are most likely envisioning the love of your life carefully seeking out the most exquisite piece to bring back for you as a souvenir and to show how much they love and missed you. To your surprise and disappointment, they offer you an umbrella instead.

Fanny is no Rhi-Rhi, nor is Snorts JayZ. But she will try to say she put a lot of thought into it:
 
TheBTG88
1 hour ago
A week to replace a belt? Should take 10 minutes, especially as the belts are generic parts and widely available.

carolynshepherd4153
1 hour ago
You spent so much time and effort creating the English Garden, you would give it a little TLC


@lynnharper3048
7 minutes ago
I thought I read somewhere that there was a reason for going to Japan. Maybe I missed it, but why were you going there?

See how the manipulation works?🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
marygarrapa3537
22 minutes ago
Thank you so much. I did enjoy "our" trip to Japan and China

JerrySmith-hq6no
32 minutes ago
I think at your stage of life a new car would be a great purchase

@schuhschrank947
45 minutes ago
I miss Davy.

angelavan478
1 hour ago
New car time. Or SUV to handle the auction pickups.:-)
 
TheBTG88
1 hour ago
A week to replace a belt? Should take 10 minutes, especially as the belts are generic parts and widely available.

carolynshepherd4153
1 hour ago
You spent so much time and effort creating the English Garden, you would give it a little TLC


@lynnharper3048
7 minutes ago
I thought I read somewhere that there was a reason for going to Japan. Maybe I missed it, but why were you going there?

See how the manipulation works?🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
marygarrapa3537
22 minutes ago
Thank you so much. I did enjoy "our" trip to Japan and China

JerrySmith-hq6no
32 minutes ago
I think at your stage of life a new car would be a great purchase

@schuhschrank947
45 minutes ago
I miss Davy.

angelavan478
1 hour ago
New car time. Or SUV to handle the auction pickups.:)

Fanny could have purchased a floor for the chapel, a fleet of reliable vehicles for the shitoo staff, gotten the terrace stairs replaced AND the structural issues sorted with the shitoo for the amount of money she spent on travels and her wardrobe this year (and it is only early April!.) Priorities! Any money going into the shitoo is NOT a priority!
 
westernnut8407
1 hour ago
Why didn't you call Marie and ask her to pick you up in her car?

WELL, WESTERNNUT, NO NEED TO CALL MARIE BECAUSE THE BROKEN DOWN CAR STORY WAS A LIE!


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@cameronaberdeenuk1260

2 hours ago
So sad. I hope it didn't cost too much but there is always more to come!



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christina_papou
2 hours ago
Thank you so much for the little video. Now enjoy some well needed rest. I f I could I would give you a big hug. This truly made my day. Philip you must give her a massage everywhere she needs it. It’s your duty as her fiancée. It’s in the book. Once you’re married it stops unless the other one needs something from you and you can use it as a bargaining chip.

ellegerdeman1443

2 hours ago
Welcome home !! What an adventure so now stay home!!!



helenehoward6294
2 hours ago
You need a new car.

@TheBTG88
1 hour ago
Not for a simple belt change. Ordinary maintenance.
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bgbg2921

2 hours ago
Phillip Phillip Phillip wat are u doing man. Is there something Stephanie should know about bud? First, it’s ur sesame seeds allergy (like they’re hiding in every corner in Japan ready to pounce on u)……now it’s the dog and then the car tut tut tut…..now just waiting for the other shoe to drop. I smell a rat with that man

AmandasAmazingAdventures
3 hours ago
I’m glad you’re home safe and sound! I hope you all consider a trade in of your car if it’s an equitable decision. You’ve been having far too much trouble with that vehicle lately. I drive a 2015 VW Passat. As long as I change the oil regularly, she behaves perfectly with very little additional maintenance/repairs. I’d encourage you to see if there’s a more reliable vehicle you could trade yours in for at this point.


@TheBTG88
1 hour ago
A belt replacement is simple, basic maintenance. No need to trade the car.
 
Poor Trixie- this song has been playing on loop on his iPod since Fanny has returned:


Ah yes…the romantic reunion of two recently engaged lovers separated by thousands of miles for weeks, reunited at last! Glimpse the passionate….embrace? No. What then? Handshake? Pat on the shoulder? Chummy fist bump? Mother-son Peck on the cheek? Pink camera-impeded distant wave?

It’s too absurd.
 
WTF Billy that olive tree belongs outdoors.
Do churchyards in France have terraces? Where did that come from? ..
Hopefully not another tea leaf.
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She is desperate for content! Milking the trip back to the Dump with 3 videos? Is she setting up a storyline where they “ buy” the puff mobile at a huge discount ( to cover up for purchasing the vehicle months ago)? I smell a set up to officially debut the Puffmobile as Fanny’s car or phi phi’s car. Didn’t she say she was going to buy him a car?
Trixie is either too little to be allowed the information to ring the breakdown company or his French is awful.
Why did FRK , Natty or bunman not rescue him. As for a fan belt taking 10 days to replace another lie unless it is the Porsche.
Fanny says Trixie speaks 5 languages. So do I when blowing bubbles in my bath.
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She is desperate for content! Milking the trip back to the Dump with 3 videos? Is she setting up a storyline where they “ buy” the puff mobile at a huge discount ( to cover up for purchasing the vehicle months ago)? I smell a set up to officially debut the Puffmobile as Fanny’s car or phi phi’s car. Didn’t she say she was going to buy him a car?
Trixie is either too little to be allowed the information to ring the breakdown company or his French is awful.
Why did FRK , Natty or bunman not rescue him. As for a fan belt taking 10 days to replace another lie unless it is the Porsche.
Fanny says Trixie speaks 5 languages. So do I when blowing bubbles in my bath.
 
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scrolling through the characters of the shitoo we haven't seen Jumpsuit Jill has caroline taken over control of her whats happened in N>Z last winter I heard there were floods. the reason why she went Asia was to bulk stock up on their glass face creams she looks like it is slathered on a night in desperate attempts as we seen in the night night vloging eposides of Im rich youre poor beggers who should pay my way ... it is the best cream in the world according to experts.
 
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Ewww just watched old Fester. When she ran down the platform to see Snorts no sign of that gammy hip, but she gave me real Chucky vibes. Her bottom lip now doesn't appear to be moving it is so over filled and rock solid. Anyway not much more to add other than the cringey Festering Fanny dancing to "I had the time of my life" when clearly she didn't enjoy that trip. Michael Potts was not elated to see her, in fact he asked a chum along to dinner each night so he didn't have to endure her inane babble each evening and guess what no one seems pleased to see her back home either. The garden is a weed infested mess and Fester couldn't even thank the girls for her gleaming kitchen not a mention. She is such a brat wanting burgers and just shows what a childish palate she has. I think Snorts was actually sad to have her back.
 
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Peter & Anna, From Chateau to farmhouse - It's a wonderful life posted a vlog. In it they broke the chateau 4th wall & made a joke of Billy & Gwendolyn. Also @TonyinLosAngeles made 2 comments. One about being blocked from fannys channel. I can post it mabe one of you tech wiz could do it.
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POV YOURE good enough to scrub clean my kitchen witch but dont dare use my sewing maching to hem your clothing alterations , and thrush was there offering in 2 weeks to maybe do it. So clearly sewing machine not allowed , well she did pay over 2k for it I guess..... wait no that was grifted , just like mummies lawn mover .
 

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Ida-fz3ir
22 minutes ago
I'm wondering: it seems Your bag was filled with presents, not clothes+

wendygrimwood8122
34 minutes ago
I think I would have been in tears by then - well done Stephanie for your positive attitude- the last time I went to Greece it took over 24 hrs and I was a wreck !


jdeeside
38 minutes ago
He didn't look very impressed with that brolly.... Rude


@jennywillow9850
1 hour ago (edited)
Steph, I'm sure we'll all understand if this weeks Patreon vlog is delayed. Please sleep as much as you need. We don't want you collapsing with exhaustion. I'm sure your mother would agree!

michaelt8727
1 hour ago
By the way, a week to get an accessory fan belt? That’s crazy. I could understand if you were driving an old Yugo or a failure-prone Lada. But you’re not. It should be a same day, one day or two day proposition at the most. Oh well, it is what it is. At the end of an off-the-rails travel drama at least you’re home safely now and you can sleep as long as you need to… while we can finally relax and breathe knowing you’ve made it back to home base. Until we meet again, I wish you strength and serenity.

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chandeliers1022
2 hours ago
Welcome home Stephanie! Now that you and Lancelot have done the "Time Of My Life Dance" why don't you and Phillip spice things up with the Hungry Eyes dance from the movie Dirty Dancing which is even more sexy and romantic than the Time Of My Life Dance. Or better yet, you and Phillip practice the iconic lift scene in your moat from now so that on the big day, the famous Dirty Dancing dance can be your first dance together as a couple. After all, you have to wear a white dress to do that dance! Cheers to Dirty Dancing at Lalande!
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WTF?

robertmahenski7660
3 hours ago
Welcome home, Stephanie. Oh, and Mr. Philip: be warned - I'm going to try to steal your woman.
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jennifercampbell7698
5 hours ago
I don’t know about the umbrella being under the influence of the gods but I’m pretty sure you are Steph! Although your initial delay in China seemed charmed, I think the last station delay was the gods saying ‘no more trips without Philip and you have to stay at LaLande for a set time’ with the lack of transport ensuring that
 
Oh a bonus video on Friday as a thank you for putting us through the trip to Asia. 9 minutes of crazy tit - obviously she's already parodying CD itself in the absence of real content.

Between her departure from China and her arrival in France she changed her dress and apparently lost half her luggage. Phiphi almost vomits from the joy of his umbrella. Ratso had to throw up because he was so happy that Mummy was back. Good template to have an argument for only leaving Ratso at home in the future - the poor dog always gets sick in the car.

Supposedly a car breakdown - I think Phiphi was already driving his new car, but they don't want to anticipate the big surprise and exploit the car topic for at least 10 more vlogs. Will we ever see Marie's car?

I'm sure when she came back, Amaury and Natti weren't even back in the land of lies. I don't buy her story about two burger nights either - it was all the same old cheese and filmed days after her return.

Phiphi is really a lazy prick. With the sewing machine it takes less than 5 minutes to make changes to Marie's pants and he puts her off for two weeks? This guy is the first person who gives me violent fantasies. I can't even put into words what I would do with him if... oh let's leave it alone.

Look at 5:09 when she waddles through the weeds. Is there a truck at the back of the tennis court? Is she selling wood again (haven't seen Nick the tree guy in a long time) or is this the delivery from her Asian shopping marathon?
 
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