The Chateau Diaries #297 No heating, no friends, no Easter, no content! Nobody wants in on your scam.

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Did Tante two tonnes take all her paintings and paucillin to France?
Fanny definitely gets her hoarding style from her aunt.
 

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billybudd said:
No meal menu here ever again will top @Tea with lemon's splendid and enviable three-day repast, replete with fresh (Adriatic, is it?) fish, lamb, ham, and gorgeous spring veggies.

But I'm still playing around with what's seasonal in France now.
You can make brandade with fresh cod, which is news to me, and brandade is one of the finer eats. Ending Lent with a fish feast as Tea does strikes me as elegant.
But I think I'd blow the bank on morels, carefully hand brushed and sauteed with no assholes flitting about the kitchen making bad Easter chocolates in tacky silicone molds.
This is quite a stinky lunch. Keeps the amateurs away and off the morels. Happy Easter.

Fromagee Berrichonne, Radishes, Toasts

Black Leg Chicken with Jura Yellow Wine and Morels Sauce a la Relais du Facteur, Garnished with Fried Morels
New Potatoes, Parsley Butter
Marcella Hazan's Chicory Salad with Anchovy and Garlic
Pate de Paques Berrichonne
Corsican Pomelo and Olive Oil Cake
Doyenné du Comice Pear Ice
Baklava with Miel des Pauvres a la Relais du Facteur
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You’ve reminded me it’s time break out my ice cream freezer and make dark chocolate olive oil stracciatella. I have just enough satsumas left I might even infuse the cream mixture. If you’ve never had this version of gelato I encourage you to give it a try. It’s not difficult to make. The key is the very best ingredients you can find. (Hear that Fanny, who knew?) This is the recipe that I use the most as it’s simple.

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Olive Oil Stracciatella Ice Cream

Twist on a classic Italian stracciatella ice cream. Creamy olive oil ice cream made with extra virgin olive oil and semi-sweet chocolate bits!
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M&MsMom said:
I saw it....but didn't see anything that looked like it used to in the chicken area. That doesn't mean it wasn't there, I guess - her shot in that area quickly moved to what was in front of her, which made it difficult to tell if the thicken pen was still there. The fact that she moved so quickly when she got to that area leads me to think it may not be there....
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I THINK THEY MAY HAVE EATEN SPUD OR BEETHOVEN IN THE DECEMBER 12, 2023 CD VIDEO! Read below with added video and info.
CHICKENS LAST SEEN ON CD VIDEO IN MID NOVEMBER.?

Here are links to the posts I made about any references and videos about Spud, Beethoven and chickens on cd video since Ratso’s arrival at the Dump,

1. The chicken coop video 109,653 views Premiered Nov 16, 2023.Fanny trying to pass off the discount dog’s shaking due to cold or stress as fear of the chickens. Fanny is in A heavy coat with the hood pulled over her head, still pushing exposure to the chicks and chickens.They we’re supposed to start on the chicken coop immediately. Crickets.Click below


2. Click and watch further footage from the December 10, 2023 video at 9:47 where the gruesome twosome continue to carry Ratso directly to the penned up chickens area where Ratso continues to stare intensely at the chickens and newly grown cockerels. The mothers hen becomes so upset about Ratso glaring at them that she takes her chicks inside a structure for safety. Watch until 10:20

3. THERE HAS BEEN NO FOOTAGE OF SPUD AND BEETHOVEN OR THE PENNED UP CHICKENS SINCE THE DECEMBER 10, 2023 VIDEO. APROXIMATELY 45 DAYS BEFORE THE DEATH OF THE COCKERELS WAS ANNOUNCED. NO CHICKENS OR CHICKEN PEN ON VIDEO SINCE DECEMBER 10, 2023. Did Ratso also get into the chicken pen and kill chickens, the other roosters, or the little chicks!

4. DID THEY EAT SPUD IN DECEMBER 12, 2023 VIDEO ( which would have been taped on the evening of DECEMBER 11, 2023?? FRK DEBONES AN ENTIRE CHICKEN ON VIDEO.Never done that before. OR did they slaughter their chickens or get rid of them at that time and that is why Marie is suddenly deboning a fresh chicken carcass? Did Kirsty taken them ? Kirsty slaughters animals for food. Did she prep Spud or kill one of the remaining chickens for Fanny and take the rest of them to her home for slaughter or other reasons?

Was Spud seriously injured and they had to kill him or have Kirsty kill him and they ate him ? Or Ratso brought them a freshly killed Spud and they are him? Why do you have a fresh chicken carcass if you have not been to the grocery, the didn’t say it wa a frozen whole chicken that was thawed, and less than 24 hours after your roosters disappear, you suddenly have a whole fresh chicken carcass?

Did Kirsty slaughter and sell the remaining chickens and roosters? She does raise and kill chickens to sell.

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5. OMG, In the 121,884 views The Chateau's Dining Room is TRANSFORMED! | new chairs + Christmas decorations are upPremiered Dec 12, 2023 cd video, they are deboning a chicken! Spud?
Nothing says Advent video like cutting and deboning a chicken, classic advent video content…….NOT
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Look at conversation with FRK And Fanny. They haven’t been shopping. Fanny always tells on herself, and had to “ clarify” what FRK said, Let’s be clear, “ what Marie means by that is NOT THAT WE ARE EATING ONE OF OUR OWN CHICKENS. Where did you get the French whole chicken Marie? She has never deboned a whole chicken before………….why start immediately after the roosters have likely been killed and the other chickens and roosters are suddenly gone? Look at 15: 49: a cooked Spud on the table?

Watch them manically laughing and giddy while deboning chickens as they watch a Gorden Ramsey video on the internet? Fro Fanny has never deboned a chicken, why start in this video?

CLICK AND WATCH MARIE as she explains cutting a chicken.Fanny tries to cover by saying FRK, no both of them have be3n watching Gorden Ramosey and they are suddenly OBSESSED WITH CUTTING UP A CHICKEN? WTF look at their faces and listen to them.

8:48
I'm going to make dinner and I'm going
8:51
to uh start cutting up the chicken cuz I
8:53
got a whole chicken and so I'm going to
8:55
pop take that pop because you've been
8:57
watching the Gordon ramsy thing that
8:58
I've been watching yes I'm going to make
9:00
the most of one whole chicken and um see
9:04
what we can use from what we already
9:06
have because I haven't been shopping so
9:08*
we'll have to just use something nice
9:10
yeah just to be clear what Marie means
9:12
by that is not that we're eating one of
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our
9:15
chickens


Nothing says Advent video like cutting and deboning a chicken, classic advent video content…….NOT

6. Less than 2 Days after Spud is allegedly eaten by the Dump crew, this happens,
In the December 14, 2023 video, phillip gives Fanny an early Christmas present, click and see the gruesome twosome talk about Spud and Beethoven and Snorts specifically recites his memory of getting spud away from a dog that attacked him. Curious no video of the live cockerels Spud and Beethoven roaming outside the Dump to add to the video.

7. December 19, 2023 video, listen to Marie tell Fanny to feed the chickens while she ( Marie) is away. She says nothing about safeguarding Beethoven or Spud at night and doesn’t mention them at all. Click and listen to Fanny laugh about chickens dying of starvation if she doesn’t feed them. ( were the chickens still at the Dump?)

The roosters were gone by then. Was Marie joking because they rehomed or slaughtered the chickens after December 10, 2023?

https://tattle.life/threads/the-cha...hiphi-has-in-his-trousers.43822/post-18165193

The Chateau Diaries #285 Fannys's next scam Buy me a soul and some friends

I look at it this way - the shop owner of the wallpaper will be saying to his staff -- " I told you all that one day we will sell that crappy paper ! " :love: As a realtor friend once told me, "There's an ass for every chair."
tattle.life
 
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M&MsMom said:
It's terrible how she's left that place to decay. From the time I started watching, it looked bad, but not as it bad as it does now.
Silly me, under the impression back then that this fraud actually wanted to restore her chateau (not unlike most of us here thought, I'm sure).
Although I was never a patron, I feel gypped. I cannot even imagine how I'd feel if I'd sent her any of my money.
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Just a guess - Cigarette Man - he was always at her big Easter shindig, smoking in the background. Maybe his partner?
And then Andi.
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My guess is Annalise and the tulip deprived boys so she can video an Easter egg hunt.
 
NASTY OLD FANNY EXPLOITED SPUD FOR CONTENT FOR YEARS, DIDNT PROTOTECT SPUD AND LET HIM BE CHASED, AND HE DIED BECAUSE OF RATSO OR WAS KILLED BY RATSO, THEN CUT HIM UP AND LIKELY ATE HIM ON VIDEO, AND EXPLOITED HIS DEATH FOR SYMPATHY, CONTENT, AND VIEWS! POOR SPUD!

Stephanie Jarvis is one nasty piece of work. Now she has temporarily or permanently gotten rid of some or all the chickens and roosters and has not mentioned the chicken coop project since mid November, 2023, almost 4.5 months.

Any human or animal who has the misfortune of being in the orbit of Stephanie Jarvis inevitably suffers harm.

Every time you think she cannot lower the bar on being a human any lower, she pulls out a grifted shovel and digs a trench underneath the bar to limbo thru.There are no limits to the depths of shittiness she will go.
 
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The chapel has run out of stars so we are asking for all those who appreciate the star quality in Philip to sponsor a follicle this Easter.
He will show us all how he colours his head and plaits his extensions as gratitude.
There will be an interactive map of the follicle placement so that you can see how well each strand grows.
 

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M&MsMom said:
It's terrible how she's left that place to decay. From the time I started watching, it looked bad, but not as it bad as it does now.
Silly me, under the impression back then that this fraud actually wanted to restore her chateau (not unlike most of us here thought, I'm sure).
Although I was never a patron, I feel gypped. I cannot even imagine how I'd feel if I'd sent her any of my money.
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I am the same ...... when I first watched her I thought that farmhouse was going to be renovated too.
What a fool I was but ..... Not So Foolish that I gave her $$$ ! ;)
I think Fanny HATES the place but its such a money spinner for her Plus.... the Attention ! That old girl and her Mother 🦇 fight for being in the Spotlight and I think this is why Mummy 🦇 can be mean to her for they have fought for that spotlight from the day Fanny was born.
Fanny was Daddy's little Princess and that soured dear Mummy 🦇. In My Opinion.

Morning All and Happy Easter Sunday ! :love:🥚
 
CocktailGirl said:
Will she, won't she, I don't think she knows which way to turn.

But don't worry, she has her large Rabbit ;) at hand, and her designer (?) dress hitched up ready for any passing opportunity for a quickie in the woods........or is that where she has stashed all the eggs, in her skirt, hiding them from the children.

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Cutesy Fanny strikes again. All the Dump owners love dressing up and pretending to be characters like detectives, royalty, socialites, etc. and take hundreds of heavily posed and photoshopped photos of themselves pretending to be wealthy, mysterious, etc…………they all want to be anyone but themselves. They always have to exaggerate and fake their persona in photographs and in words, e.g., Pottie, an international man of mystery….. not, just an entitled discount Hugh Grant wanna be toddlern who likes to play dress up and be photographed as a boxer, a mafia figure with a bowler hat, a tiger, a wealthy aristocrat from the 1700s, etc.
 
Nobody asked, but what the hell do these patrons think their money is being spent on. I would wager that if Fanny had the Estate Agents round to value the dump, it would be worth exactly what it was before Potty joined in. Fanny needs some adult supervision and some expert help. But no, all the money is being kept in the family and certainly not spent on renovations. The chapel is the exception and I think she is still reeling from the fact she made an extra half million to fund it by selling nothing bar the Emperor's New Clothes. Why would you spend 5 million, (because that is what it will take) to refurbish a half million pound chateau - and the job is being done so badly. I just cannot believe the patrons are paying for no renovations and no content. It is unbelievable. But sadly, Fanny does not care - the grift will continue. Never has so much money been wasted on so few for so little.
 
Lochness Monster said:
Unfortunately Tati was the one and only client daft enough to have employed FRK and a ship load of flowers from Holland to do one of her all day courses in floral disasters.
With no ability to train or inspire Tati made some awful arrangements.

From FRK insta via picku…it looks as if there may even have been some white hens in the run in the walled garden at the dump? When was this filmed and more importantly when was the last trash from Fanny that showed this area filmed?
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Watch out for FRK. She has posted old photos before as new.
 
Lochness Monster said:
Unfortunately Tati was the one and only client daft enough to have employed FRK and a ship load of flowers from Holland to do one of her all day courses in floral disasters.
With no ability to train or inspire Tati made some awful arrangements.

From FRK insta via picku…it looks as if there may even have been some white hens in the run in the walled garden at the dump? When was this filmed and more importantly when was the last trash from Fanny that showed this area filmed?
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Good eye! I did not see that, so thanks for enlarging the picture!
 
Seeingitasitis said:
Nobody asked, but what the hell do these patrons think their money is being spent on. I would wager that if Fanny had the Estate Agents round to value the dump, it would be worth exactly what it was before Potty joined in. Fanny needs some adult supervision and some expert help. But no, all the money is being kept in the family and certainly not spent on renovations. The chapel is the exception and I think she is still reeling from the fact she made an extra half million to fund it by selling nothing bar the Emperor's New Clothes. Why would you spend 5 million, (because that is what it will take) to refurbish a half million pound chateau - and the job is being done so badly. I just cannot believe the patrons are paying for no renovations and no content. It is unbelievable. But sadly, Fanny does not care - the grift will continue. Never has so much money been wasted on so few for so little.
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Once the chapel work started and the chapel workers work on schedule, Stephanie pretty much stopped any other work at the Dump, and Ñutty and Amaury have been vacationing for weeks at a time since November, 2023.Fanny has pocketed approximately $150,000+ in tax free Patreon money in the past 5 months alone.
 
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