The Chateau Diaries #297 No heating, no friends, no Easter, no content! Nobody wants in on your scam.

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ALCOHOL USE DISORDER🥂🍷

SEX ADDICTION
 
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Lady Avonlea said:
Structural engineering would be useful and toss in trade school for plumbing and electrical.
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All Antoine needs is a certificate in common sense. That would enable him to leave home and get as far away from the dump crew as possible, as soon as he legally can. It would also enable him to question the company that his parents keep, and refuse to be seen anywhere near a grown man who wears a bag on his head.
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On Repeat said:
I do, even in the tropics. My mint is an Asian variety, dies away, comes back, and fully grown in water. I make a few bottles of mint sauce when I have the mint and keep them in the fridge- they last forever.
If Stephanie Jarvis says she has a "French style" country kitchen 🤣 where are the vases of herbs, the piles of beautiful fruits, groupings of pumpkins out on display? That whole dresser filled with blue and white stuff needs stripping back and filled with French cooking stuff and French ceramics. She is in a time and cultural warp.
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IF, I owned and lived at La Lande I would not be filling it with the pretentious shite that Despicable fanny and Thrush acquire. It is not any kind of French style. It's fanny's style. La Lande IS NOT a grand chateau. That porcelain that they continue to acquire by the container load is so unsuitable and unattractive. These are the kind of plates I would use in a setting like that. Plain, simple, in keeping and easily available for replacements. And chunky, serviceable glassware. Not crystal cut glass. The blue and white is all wrong for the kitchen and it never seems to be used for the guest dinners. Actually, is it ever used?
 

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graciemckitten said:
Hey KY Bourbon and Halcyon Organic, what are your favorite and least favorite desserts?
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Hmmm I actually don’t have anything favorite. Not even a film or color.

Next to all these sweet puff pastries, Lidl regularly has ethno weeks, America, France, Spain, Italy, Asia, where I tend to buy those different kinds of custard? desserts or yogurts, or pastries.
 
vitanova said:
i find it extremly funny tintantons and young couple are away from filth shatow for easter. and doing renovation on tintantons' house. good job.
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There has been more work being done at tonton and tantetwotonnes house in the last few days than has been done at the shithole in the last few years. And everyone is pitching in. Tantetwotonnes was sawing a bench in half to get rid of it. They look like they're having fun doing it. The beton tile floors say maison de maitre to me. Lovely, grand town houses.
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graciemckitten said:
Notice sneaky Tattle fan Stephanie made another inappropriate sexual reference to randy Ratso, maligning Baghead and Marie’s dog in the process, saying the “ lovers were reunited.” Nice touch having the resident in house Dump sex pest holding his protege sex pest in training Ratso.🐶
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Click to watch smarmy Fanny make the remark about the dogs. Gross. Good thing they didn’t adopt one of Ratso‘s sisters or there would be a litter of inbred puppies on the way for cd content. At least Mollie got a break from Ratso this week.

Fanny loved cultivating inbred sheep at the Dump and cheering Thor‘s incestuous relations with his siblings and daughters. Is that Stephanie’s homage to pervy Daddy Derek?

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If you have guests to stay, do you go poking around the rooms their staying in to see what they're up to? Ffs, Marie Baghead whytf do you put up with all that tit? In her place it would be ultimatum time to my man. Get out, stay out.
 
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CocktailGirl said:
All Antoine needs is a certificate in common sense. That would enable him to leave home and get as far away from the dump crew as possible, as soon as he legally can. It would also enable him to question the company that his parents keep, and refuse to be seen anywhere near a grown man who wears a bag on his head.
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One day soon he's going to realize and question his parents why they allowed his childhood to be filmed there yet the guy that involved them all in the scam kept his face covered... It's not going to be pleasant...
 
Let's see now.
  • Ma and Pa living on the other side of the world.
  • Amaury and Natti planning their escape to the south of France.
  • Potts nowhere to be seen.
  • Maria finally moved on.
  • Tess happily married.
  • LIttle sign of Dana lately.
  • No sign of goat cheese man.
  • Aussie man on the other side of the world
  • All the old and somewhat competent volunteers gone forever.
  • Shunned by the villagers, except the creepy mayor.
  • Workmen gone except the chapel restorers who actually getting paid, probably asked for money upfront.
  • Auntie and Uncle busy with their own restoration.
  • Dan busy.
  • Kats allegiance has shifted to Dan.
That leaves:
  • Kirsty the unprofessional "gardener" with her French sidekick who will leave as soon as something better comes up.
  • Part time weirdos, such as Sabine, Pavlina, Davy, Andi and others.
  • One whose name starts with P and ends with P.
  • Downtrodden FRK.
  • Part time workers Mary Poppins and the other guy whose name I can't remember. No loyalty from those two, just trying to make a few euros.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Baghead
  • Almost forgot the Tartan Terror!
Nice work Fanny.
 
C'est moi said:
IF, I owned and lived at La Lande I would not be filling it with the pretentious shite that Despicable fanny and Thrush acquire. It is not any kind of French style. It's fanny's style. La Lande IS NOT a grand chateau. That porcelain that they continue to acquire by the container load is so unsuitable and unattractive. These are the kind of plates I would use in a setting like that. Plain, simple, in keeping and easily available for replacements. And chunky, serviceable glassware. Not crystal cut glass. The blue and white is all wrong for the kitchen and it never seems to be used for the guest dinners. Actually, is it ever used?
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I have to admit, if I were going about it I would be very tempted to go classic with Gien Filets Bleu, Rouge or Jaune. There are several other shades available and they do a lovely classic monogram version. But why be classy when you can be LaLande trashy? Or PhiPhi gassy for that matter.

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No tacky, mismatched €1 or weird Amazon vases at Chateau de Brives. Looks like their daughter Tatiana is taking up floral design and will be doing their wedding flowers. Hopefully, Tatiana isn't looking to FRK for design inspiration.

Chateau de Brives is doing something right. Fully booked for weddings in 2024 and now booking weddings for 2025.

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