JackSpratt
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Let's blame it on Dave during dishwashing duty.
Hundreds of friggin glasses, so many they could have a game of target practice outside.
Made me laugh when he said they'll be good for parties, parties!? No one wants to come to the freezing stinking hovel anymore if the last few 'parties' have been anything to go by.
I want fanny to talk over him more often so he really shows himself up and has a toddler temper tantrum, it was a close one yesterday.
The first skanky vase that came out that she didn't like. It's Cristal d'arques, says the idiot child. It's cheap changy tit that no one wants tht's why it's there, you knob.
Good morning