The Chateau Diaries #272 Château De Lalande Life, Love and Liability.

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Shittelaine and her fly knuckle crotch of a “ boyfriend,”

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They'll be fossilised turds all over that place soon. Perhaps they could incorporate that for their Chritmas Decorating. A Lancelot tree......Poo Corner!
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Tattvent, Christmas crafts...
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Sort of.

At least Robert's hair was his own (I think).


Maybe that lady coming to the Dump can make Snorts a felted toupee or a tiny felted hedgehog/squirrel/ Lancelot replica he can strategically wear over his bald spots. It could be filmed for an Advent video.
 
Only 10 days into MOvember and Dan’s charity fund raising effort has smashed years of gift opening out of the park.

Currently north of £ 21000, Dan ( ably assisted by Nick the Tree ) has made a complete mockery of the dreadful “it’s for charity” Chateau Unwrapped nonsense.

Well done chaps.

I suspect the absence of Amaury is due to a load of pre recorded material which would expose the altered time lines at LaLande.

A pity as I imagine he would have been very keen to join in the fun and boost the fund raising further.
 
Only 10 days into MOvember and Dan’s charity fund raising effort has smashed years of gift opening out of the park.

Currently north of £ 21000, Dan ( ably assisted by Nick the Tree ) has made a complete mockery of the dreadful “it’s for charity” Chateau Unwrapped nonsense.

Well done chaps.

I suspect the absence of Amaury is due to a load of pre recorded material which would expose the altered time lines at LaLande.

A pity as I imagine he would have been very keen to join in the fun and boost the fund raising further.
IMHO, I believe the death of the man involved with the chimney work may have also factored into Amaury’s decision not to participate.
 
Only 10 days into MOvember and Dan’s charity fund raising effort has smashed years of gift opening out of the park.

Currently north of £ 21000, Dan ( ably assisted by Nick the Tree ) has made a complete mockery of the dreadful “it’s for charity” Chateau Unwrapped nonsense.

Well done chaps.

I suspect the absence of Amaury is due to a load of pre recorded material which would expose the altered time lines at LaLande.

A pity as I imagine he would have been very keen to join in the fun and boost the fund raising further.

Not a Dan fan but kudos to him and Nick. Donations go straight to the charity (a registered charity in the UK). Above board. Transparent. Quite refreshing, really.
 
From what I could see, there were six men at the dinner on yesterday's CD vlog, with Amaury being the only straight one, and he's spoken for. Marie has made it clear she wants a man, but it looks difficult if no-one suitable gets invited round socially and it's not easy for her to leave the premises and meet anyone locally. Now that Nati and Steph are paired up with previous arrivals, they no longer book in any male volunteers either. Maybe Nati has some old Tinder contacts she can pass on to Marie.
 
From what I could see, there were six men at the dinner on yesterday's CD vlog, with Amaury being the only straight one, and he's spoken for. Marie has made it clear she wants a man, but it looks difficult if no-one suitable gets invited round socially and it's not easy for her to leave the premises and meet anyone locally. Now that Nati and Steph are paired up with previous arrivals, they no longer book in any male volunteers either. Maybe Nati has some old Tinder contacts she can pass on to Marie.
Having a man won’t help her any. A healthy heterosexual isn’t going near that dump or unstable woman. She’s always living in a dream world that is in total contrast with reality.
 
I’m sure the cold and damp dump doesn’t help. According to my weather app it’s 8C in Central France. For us Americans that’s 47F. You can bet it’s colder inside that mouldering pile.
7 degrees on my way to work this morning, the heady heights of 8 when I got back at lunchtime. It'll be about 5 or 6 in the Shitoo, if it's anything like the place I use to work in.
 
Dan is a one-man disaster area, as seen by his disregard of safety and his constant breaking of vehicles, drones, cameras etc. Even so, his vlogs have many more viewers and subscribers than Stephanie's and he's just been on a Channel 4 TV show without having been obliged to hold back any of his own vlog footage, unlike Stephanie. She might not even be on Channel 4 this Christmas.

There's no real secret to his success, it's just work - he's working on the ruin and works at his editing and filming techniques and equipment. No such effort at Lalande, even though her lazyship has plenty of time (thanks to all her helpers doing the cooking, cleaning, gardening etc) to organise renovations and put out better vlogs, especially for her patrons.
 
Maybe that lady coming to the Dump can make Snorts a felted toupee or a tiny felted hedgehog/squirrel/ Lancelot replica he can strategically wear over his bald spots. It could be filmed for an Advent video.
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Had to do a double take on this one, thought Snorts was the model!
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