The Chateau Diaries #271 Fanny has finally figured out how to stop the "hate" site, by boring us to death

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graciemckitten said:
These dogs can suffer from separation anxiety and the gruesome twosome are at the Dump less than 50% of the yea4. The dog will likely be carted around with them on some of their trips.
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Lancelot probably will be taken on trips with them.
Many dogs suffer separation anxiety, and cats too.
My cat wouldn't have anything to do with me when we returned from a holiday.
She was deeply hurt and sat with her back to me for days.
In a normal household Lancelot may very well have separation anxiety.
But that tit hole isn't 'normal'.
There's always people coming and going to which he will become accustomed.
Philip is going to be Lancelot's Number One but there will be plenty of people there to make a fuss of him.

I loved it when Lancelot growled at Fanny.
Animals are very perceptive and growling at her said it all for me.
Having the bloody phone stuck in his little face wouldn't have helped either.
 
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Gertrude Maud said:
Lancelot probably will be taken on trips with them.
Many dogs suffer separation anxiety and cats too.
My cat wouldn't have anything to do with me when we returned from a holiday.
She was deeply hurt and sat with her back to me for days.
In a normal household Lancelot may very well have separation anxiety.
But that tit hole isn't 'normal'.
There's always people coming and going to which he will become accustomed.
Philip is going to be Lancelot's Number One but there will be plenty of people there to make a fuss of him.

I loved it when Lancelot growled at Fanny.
Animals are very perceptive and growling at her said it all for me.
Having the bloody phone stuck in his little face wouldn't have helped either.
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The problem is, a lot of places the honeymooners travel to, do not allow dogs in their restaurants or hotels.
 
Cleo's Asp said:
Interesting that she said she had never had to be responsible for anything else and she was clearly scared of being responsible for another life and not very willing to be. She is a child and does not want to be held responsible for anything or anyone else. What about the sheep; the peacocks; the chickens, and Ruby? She has now admitted she did not take responsibility for them. It's the same as her lack of taking responsibility for a building as well. She is just totally irresponsible. Thank goodness she never had a child. That poor little dog looked scared stiff and did not look happy. She and Philip will soon tire of him and he will be left with the others to take care of him when they travel. In a few weeks, they will be going to South Africa, what a time to buy a dog. Also, if they had to get one, why couldn't they get a rescue dog in France? No doubt, they wanted an unusual breed, rather like having a designer handbag.
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It is a one way street with Fanny. Everyone takes care of her and she takes care of no one and never cares for animals ( Ollie, Pottie, Baghead, Mummy, Percy, Tartan Terror, Auntie and Uncle, Amaury, Dana, Kim, etc.) She only looks out for her one true love, herself.
 
Pekey said:
Cairn Terriers are ratters breed in Scotland and would rat in the cairns.
We did not have chickens or cats but if I did - he would never be left alone with them.
I remember he was in my fenced front yard and a Telecom man came in...... I ran out the door yelling I would get the dog and he looked at him and laughed as cairns are small and thank god the Telecom man had workers boots on - Toby's had him by the foot and I had to pull him off. Mr Telecom was in his house and he was protecting me. We had Toby for 16 years.
Any dog that was breed to rat or hunt should never be left alone with fowl . Unless trained really well - they cannot help themselves.
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Our friends who own Cairns had a snake in the garden.
One dog got hold of the snake near the base of the head and the other dog had hold near the snakes's tail, both dogs pulling in opposite directions.
Daniel was almost bitten by the snake trying to get it away from the dogs.
 
graciemckitten said:
Prague Ratter is a miniature dog breed originating in the Czech Republic that holds the record for the smallest dog in the world (measured by height). Chihuahuas are the smallest dogs in the world measured by weight. They are alert dogs with a keen sense of smell that has been used for killing rats.

With all the vermin at the Dump, the poor dog will never get any rest. Will stingy Frankenfraudie feed the dog or insist it catch its own meals?
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Fanny likes the dog because it doesn’t bark. Snorty likes the dog because it fits in his purse.
 
Must’ve been told to shut her trap and stop filming so that a lawyer or someone with a brain can look over the restorer’s or whomevers, contract to ascertain who is or will be liable in case of injury. In the meantime, the sly old gal puts out a cute pup video, to distract, deflect and gather up all the goodwill she may need. Bet you wished you had that insurance policy you felt was boring and unnecessary. Negligent Fanny, you in danger girl.
 
She fucked off after guest dinner on saturday wearing the cream col with a brown jacket. Phillips wears a blue jumper. In Germany, she wears a tweed new? Jacket with ardwhore scarf and another cream jumper. They stay the night in the hotel and she wear the same cream col dress again. Phillip wore the same jumper for 2 days at least straight.
Who on earth would anyone bring a suitcase + soleido bag + Jarvis' handbag for just 1 overnight stay as she claims?

Saturday evening to Sunday they went to paris, stayed there for Sun+ Monday. Tuesday they went to Germany stayed there another night and travelled back on wednesday.
Obviously, Phiphi wouldn't pack an extra jumper for 1 night only and we know Jarvis overpacks. Yet she had on the same clothes on as she the ones she had on her back when she left.

Also is the witch wearing a hermes bracelet?
 
JackSpratt said:
Sad but true, he's already growled at her. He'll end up being another rehoming statistic. Totally wrong for that place, he's going to end up getting hurt.

I'd like to punch the pair of them in their smug faces.
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The Dump is not a good home for the smallest dog in the world. If he bites the Shittelaine or scratches her face, he will be gone. She is already setting up the exit storyline talking about her anxiety with having a dog.
 
Gertrude Maud said:
Lancelot is a dear little dog.
He quickly bonded with Philip . . . witch-head, he's not sure about.

She said she didn't want to film the people or inside their home.
You're slipping Stephanie.
You didn't have second thoughts trying to film inside the church for Ian's funeral.
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Fanny definitely wanted to film, but no doubt the family told her to stick her phone away!
 
Thank goodness that lovely elderly chapel restorer had the sense to realise what Fanny was really like and got out of it in time. I think he probably also realised how tricky and dangerous that project might turn out to be. He was a skilled and experienced restorer but getting on in years. At first, he was taken in by her, as so many are, and he offered to do it without charging. Later, he refused to see her without IJ being present. He is well out of it.
 
C'est moi said:
In the spirit of Halloween, which I do not partake in, but... thanks to the recent upload of yet another unattractive snap of stephanfraudie by @ComtesseRose (btw, thank you for the new thread 😘) (rapidly draws breath as this sentence is running on way too long!) I am making an exception. And out 2, 3, 4, 5.

They got a bleeping dog!!! They can't even be responsible for themselves and now they've taken on a puppy from a breeder in a foreign country. Are they completely bleeping mad!!! I hope that Armaury will be the responsible adult and step in. Fraudie and Thrush have no idea how to care for anything. This is yet another recipe for disaster.
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Philip will absolutely dote on Lancelot and if it was just the two of them I would totally agree with you.
But there are others there who will smother him with love.
And if Fanny and Phil duck off on holiday I can see Uncle Amaury stepping in and dog sitting if need be.
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graciemckitten said:
On the bright side, Snorts and Lancelot can probably share sweaters and brooches.
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God I can see it now.
People gifting doggie jumpers, doggie jackets, doggie hats.
Better still, matching Philip and Lancelot jumpers, beanies and brooches.
 
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