The Chateau Diaries #265 We don't ever want to see fanny naked in her bed again!!! Never.Nada.Nope!

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Marquis de Potpourri said:
At PhiPhi's age, he should be investing in lucrative portfolios, not cheap crockery from brocantes, because his girlfriend sugar mommy doesn't seem too keen on including him in her will. If anything happens to SJ, PhiPhi will only have a dumpster load of crockery, a couple of chairs, a desk, and a suitcase full of his grandma's clothes!

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All I can notice when looking at this photo is how much the every day Snorts resembles the botched Jesus painting.
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Kickintheass said:
I believe it is recommended to wash bedding at 60 degrees where clothes are 30 or 40 degrees.
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Fennelbug said:
He is an embarrassment. What is Stephanie thinking?
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She thinks being with the porcelain fondler makes her look better in comparison.
 
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Here's a t-shirt for Dan.....
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Sparrowsfart said:
We routinely have people shopping at our supermarkets in their PJ's and robes, especially in winter. A few years ago when Onesies were all the rage there were lots of them too, not so much now. But I do live in the North of NZ where things are very casual. I remember when I first moved here being shocked by people walking around the CBD in bare feet, now I don't blink an eye.
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Your bare feet story is funny...
I took the kids my husband and I are hosting to the beach, and as we were walking along pavement back to the car, two women stopped me to point out that the kids had no shoes on. These women had heard my Australian accent, and the kids upper crust British accents, and assumed I was the nanny. When I pointed out the beach, not two metres away, we'd just seconds before been walking on, they said it was no excuse and would report me to my employer. The same thing happened to a close Aussie friend whose two Aussie children grew up in Northern Ireland and the kids, as a result and unlike their Aussie mum, had Northern Irish accents. Their mum was stopped outside a supermarket directly opposite the beach in Newcastle Co. Down and was told, "Excuse me, those children are not wearing shoes. We demand we speak to their parents about this!"

At home and out and about locally in Australia, I wouldn't wear shoes unless the concrete foot paths were boiling, the asphalt melting and even then I'd only bother with flip-flops/thongs/jandals. Most people just don't bother where my Aussie home is at all. It's a tropical island, so why bother, unless we're were going out somewhere that has a dress code. Aussies are supposed to have the 2nd strongest, healthiest feet in the world, simply because half of us don't bother with shoes. First place goes to Indonesia and I've never bothered with shoes there either.
 

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Iolair said:
Your bare feet story is funny...
I took the kids my husband and I are hosting to the beach, and as we were walking along pavement back to the car, two women stopped me to point out that the kids had no shoes on. These women had heard my Australian accent, and the kids upper crust British accents, and assumed I was the nanny. When I pointed out the beach, not two metres away, we'd just seconds before been walking on, they said it was no excuse and would report me to my employer. The same thing happened to a close Aussie friend whose two Aussie children grew up in Northern Ireland and the kids, as a result and unlike their Aussie mum, had Northern Irish accents. Their mum was stopped outside a supermarket directly opposite the beach in Newcastle Co. Down and was told, "Excuse me, those children are not wearing shoes. We demand we speak to their parents about this!"

At home and out and about locally in Australia, I wouldn't wear shoes unless the concrete foot paths were boiling, the asphalt melting and even then I'd only bother with flip-flops/thongs/jandals. Most people just don't bother where my Aussie home is at all. It's a tropical island, so why bother, unless we're were going out somewhere that has a dress code. Aussies are supposed to have the 2nd strongest, healthiest feet in the world, simply because half of us don't bother with shoes. First place goes to Indonesia and I've never bothered with shoes there either.
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I don't wear shoes at home etc and hardly at all in summer, but I do when up town and at the supermarket!
What Karens those women were, wanting to talk to kids parents!!! Some people really need to get a life.
 
ComtesseRose said:
Worse. He expected her to work. LOL.
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What could Fanny offer as a wife and partner? She has no ambition for a career or maternal instincts to be a mother. She likely spent 18 months sleeping in late, waiting for tea and croissants to be served, bathed, spent a few hours perusing coffee table books, waited for evening aperitifs, and planned her next shoe shopping trip or vacation with her parents, while someone else pays the bills.

Though, Her parents may have provided some sort of dowery or sizable wedding gift and it took 10 years for Fanny to find the energy to sign the divorce papers.

Fanny is now married to the chateau…she does the exact same thing as when she was married…..sleeps in late, waits for tea to be served, bathes, peruses coffee table books, shops and plans her next trip…while someone else pays the bills. Some things never change.
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NotAChatelaine said:
Hurrah! All is well with the world…

The return of MariE’s signature summer.dish, roasted root vegetables.

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Quite honestly, given the choice between meals created by MariA and MariE, I’d opt for E’s nosh.
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YAY! Platters of cold root veg. No lids to keep heat in. You known everyone waits for Fanny to descend from her chambers so they can eat.
 
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CountessPompidoo said:
Gosh he looks quite handsome and well turned out. I’d of said Fanny has a ‘type’ if you look at her exes, all tall, dark and reasonably handsome, which makes Snorts even more of a strange choice 🤔
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Her ex-husband is quite handsome and truth be told Nick and Michael are relatively nice looking men. All three are clean, dress appropriately, employed...
Maybe she hit a midlife crisis à la 60 year old man buying a sports car. Maybe she feels like she missed out on something... Wants to see how the other half shags?
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graciemckitten said:
Stephanie Jarvis is the 50% discount Chatelaine, it’s all gifted and grifted.
She was wandering around in a sheer silky white robe with a white lacy undergarment or negligee underneath. There is a reason why she didn’t video herself more than a couple inches below her shoulders. The robe is sheer in the daylight and exposes her entire negligee/ bra. She is such an exhibitionist and thinks she looks sexy or daring in her “waddle” outfit. I wonder if she is doing these exhibitionist things on video to try to secure a sugar daddy or tantalize one of Percy’s pals.

Why doesn’t Snorts go for a “ waddle” with his scantily clad girlfriend?
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Dan has the same moral compass as the Shittelaine. I wouldn’t trust Dan as far as I could throw his scrawny body. The two of them together are like 2 peas in a pod when trying to grift.
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A grift is a grift is a grift…but to be fair, Dan is holding back on sponsored posts - just a few so far. He has patreon or whatever, but he is actually doing work, buying materials. I still maintain that he doesn’t own the chateau outright….maybe a renovate to own or part share…it‘s this deception and smoke and mirrors that bothers me. Eventually the truth (like his gf Kat) will all come out in the wash.
 
Few more comments from cd video:

@oliverpavic275
7 hours ago
Tatinette at 6:00 “oh that’s lovely” but no interest in what Philip’s saying 😂😂😂

annieterminetschuppon7232
9 hours ago
I don't get Philip being creme brulee allergic and he orders one😢😢 then posted a late vlog because of allergy reaction

LynnThompsonAuthor
13 hours ago
At this rate, your china pantry is going to have to be about the size of the grand salon!
 
UvulaDonor said:
Shouldn't we all be saving on water and energy - I cold wash everything, works just fine.
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Yep, cold water UNLESS there is toxic waste! Humans have successfully been able to wash their clothing and bedding in cold water for thousands of years otherwise we wouldn't be here. I am not allergic to my own dead skin cells nor that of my sleeping partner. I like to be clean but I'm not fanatical about it. I also have a pretty tough constitution.
 
Marquis de Potpourri said:
At PhiPhi's age, he should be investing in lucrative portfolios, not cheap crockery from brocantes, because his girlfriend sugar mommy doesn't seem too keen on including him in her will. If anything happens to SJ, PhiPhi will only have a dumpster load of crockery, a couple of chairs, a desk, and a suitcase full of his grandma's clothes!

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What is going on with those veins on her forehead? Do they get dramatic like that from the injections?
😳 that’s just scary!
And gazing up those nostrils!!! 🤢
 
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