The Body Coach #2 Joe gets right on my wicks

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I’m no perfect parent by all means by kids dinner is always ready on the table by 5.30 latest.. 8 o’clock is absolutely ridiculous for a small child!!! That’s bloody cruel infact. Videoing her whinging saying ohhh wow someone’s hungry.. put your bleeping phone down, stop videoing your toddler crying for her dinner because she’s bloody starving!! Jesus Christ it takes a lot to annoy me but that has bloody pissed me off so much. I would never make my children wait that long for dinner!! Think how heavy her poor stomach feels going to bed straight after dinner at 8 o’clock. Prick
 
nolongerlurking said:
I’m no perfect parent by all means by kids dinner is always ready on the table by 5.30 latest.. 8 o’clock is absolutely ridiculous for a small child!!! That’s bloody cruel infact. Videoing her whinging saying ohhh wow someone’s hungry.. put your bleeping phone down, stop videoing your toddler crying for her dinner because she’s bloody starving!! Jesus Christ it takes a lot to annoy me but that has bloody pissed me off so much. I would never make my children wait that long for dinner!! Think how heavy her poor stomach feels going to bed straight after dinner at 8 o’clock. Prick
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that made me raging too. Making her sit there while everyone else had their food. So cruel.
 
nolongerlurking said:
I’m no perfect parent by all means by kids dinner is always ready on the table by 5.30 latest.. 8 o’clock is absolutely ridiculous for a small child!!! That’s bloody cruel infact. Videoing her whinging saying ohhh wow someone’s hungry.. put your bleeping phone down, stop videoing your toddler crying for her dinner because she’s bloody starving!! Jesus Christ it takes a lot to annoy me but that has bloody pissed me off so much. I would never make my children wait that long for dinner!! Think how heavy her poor stomach feels going to bed straight after dinner at 8 o’clock. Prick
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that was supposed to say but my kids dinner.. but obviously in my fit of rage I accidentally combined the two words and put by instead 🤣
 
I try not to comment cause I’m realising how hard parenting is and my little one is my first & only 4 months old but even my baby has her last feed at 7 and is in bed for 8. She wakes up for multiple feeds during the night but the routine really does her good. I even find sometimes she is fussy at 6 and as soon as she starts routine she calms down as she knows it’s nearly bed time. I’m no expert and not pretending to be but it makes it so much easier.
 
I have a toddler a similar age to Joe. Routine is everything. If they don’t have dinner before 5 they get very hangry, and that’s with giving snacks throughout the day.

Ooh learning new words is she Joe? That’s what kids do! It’s nothing special so stop filming everything to brag. I do find it hilarious that she knows what chia seeds are, pretentious parenting at its best 🤣
 
My youngest is 5. He is clawing at the bit the second he leaves school and wants to know what’s to eat. If I’ve not had time to make something it’s got to be something quick or easy because he is so hungry!!
So indie is up from 7.30 ish and eats her last meal at 8pm. So in 12.5 hours she’s given three things and no snacks.
why does he not give her her evening meal at 5 like normal kids and then offer her supper at 8?

no because it doesn’t fit into his routine of them eating their evening meal and sharing a bleeping gin together with weird music in the background.
give the kid an iPad, a birds eye fish finger and a couple of birds eye potato waffles joe 😂

she will end up being like a girl I went to school with. Her family were really strict about what she was allowed to eat. They controlled everything to the letter. She rebelled the minute she left high school and was literally mainlining bleeping E numbers and beige foods because she felt like she had missed out.
A little bit of something isn’t a bad thing.
 
I’ve just discovered this JW discussion and I’m shocked by the treatment of his daughter. I had 18 mths between my 2, and my daughter was breastfed but up every hour of every night for 11 mths due to silent reflux. They don’t live in the real world at all, I was too busy out pushing a pram and walking a dog and shopping to think about exercise. Snacks are a bloody lifesaver with a hangry toddler, why is having a piece of fruit or an oat cake so bad? Utterly ridiculous keeping food from his daughter.
The exposure is disgusting, on the bath and potty. A dream for some deranged stalker who know where they stay and their every move. Who would open up their child to those dangers? What an utter bawbag
 
He’s always so smug about how well she’s tucking in to her meals, that’s not because they’re delicious Joe, it’s because she is absolutely starving 😡

he is an absolute fuckwit and Rosie must be as bad to let it happen.
Why on earth are they raising her as vegan/vegetarian when he rams shitloads of meat down his next regularly?
 
I was a bit precious with my firstborn, I even used to take his homemade food out with me in a little flask rather than use a pouch! That was so I could keep to his mealtimes, 7.30am, 12pm and 5pm. He seems to be absolutely rigid about one aspect of weaning and then completely careless about mealtimes. It's really odd. If he got her down to bed at 7 guess what you have all sodding night free to exercise or watch the bloody telly!!
 
Markle Debarkle said:
I live in Richmond and occasionally see him out and about. He’s a scrawny looking little twit. I hate his voice too.
What is the appeal? I just do not get it.
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Scrawny looking little twit I love it bang on!!! Also Indie eating her breakfast this morning and he has to thrust a book in her face! Obsessed with looking like the perfect daddy I know at this age theirs like a sponge but she is starving let her eat stop distracting her 😕
 
Just watched latest stories first off he suggested that Rosie have the same portion of shepherds pie as a toddler ..no wonder shes got her figure back! Poor woman must be hungry.
Then Marley on the edge of the sofa, with Indie toddling around and he encourages her to stroke his head while she has a remote in her hand. Toddlers need much closer supervision around babies.
 
Katienana said:
Just watched latest stories first off he suggested that Rosie have the same portion of shepherds pie as a toddler ..no wonder shes got her figure back! Poor woman must be hungry.
Then Marley on the edge of the sofa, with Indie toddling around and he encourages her to stroke his head while she has a remote in her hand. Toddlers need much closer supervision around babies.
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what a stupid place to place a baby ! it would have only taken one yank from Indie or her to climb up and squash the sofa down and he'd have been on the floor.
 
I am stupid but it seems when Rosie has Indie (on her own - when Joe is out/away) She seems to give Indie “proper” food and isn’t as concerned about it being “healthy”. Seen indie a few times in a restaurant having food a normal kid would eat!! (god forbid!)
 
Wingingmotherhood said:
Indie outdoors in a park in winter with no coat or hat on. What’s the betting she has a cold by the weekend. He really is a moron.
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I mean to be fair, it is 11-9 degrees there....not cold at all. Where I live it gets down to -40 and some idiot parents still don't put their kids in hats in that.
 
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