The Body Coach #2 Joe gets right on my wicks

[bubbletea123]

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“Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you”

What a weirdo.

*beep beep beep* red alert.

He is sounding like a creepy control freak. I swear he is digging himself a hole. The more that he posts, the crazier he sounds.

 

[frustrated]

anyone else think him and Rosie look really alike?

 

[Pollynono]

Long time lurker I made an account cos i had to comment. HOW creepy is this tirade of a billion photos and comments about how Rosie used to be.

Obviously they don’t broadcast their whole lives, but making a point of being apart so much for the last week or so and then this pathetic weird cry for attention is a huge red flag. Also the fact that her boobs are the centre of attention in so many of the pics. What a strange guy! Sleep deprivation does some odd stuff but this is a bit much...

 

[tidalwave]

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“Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you”

What a weirdo.

He wants to spend every minute of the day with her but is quite happy to swan off on a skiing holiday, leaving her at home to manage two little babies. Alright then.

 

[younatnat]

Did he bring this old phone he found away with him?

 

[Stringyone]

Isn’t he meant to be up a mountain?
and it’s so weird how he’s addressing it all to her. He’s such a bellend.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Isn’t he meant to be up a mountain?
and it’s so weird how he’s addressing it all to her. He’s such a bellend.

agreed, surely his friends are thinking they must be super boring if he has time to post 6000 stories

 

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali]

He wants to spend every minute of the day with her but is quite happy to swan off on a skiing holiday, leaving her at home to manage two little babies. Alright then.

Was just thinking that....obviously not the amount of time he goes on boys trips/bike rides etc

 

[Spanielears]

I wonder if he has a PR who is watching these stories with their head in their hands.

 

[Pollynono]

I wonder if he has a PR who is watching these stories with their head in their hands.

You’d think they might have stopped him 500 pictures ago!

 

[Spanielears]

You’d think they might have stopped him 500 pictures ago!

yes true!!

 

[Aromatic_bitters]

Maybe it’s just me but I’d find it a bit off putting if my husband kept banging on about me like Joe does. Even in private. Get a grip man! It’s really sickly and to be honest a little insincere.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

And he’s saved it as a highlight on his profile called ‘Love’

 

[Rlulu67]

Is it me or does he look really different in the older photos? What’s changed or has he just aged really badly? Something is a miss!!

 

[bubbletea123]

Is it me or does he look really different in the older photos? What’s changed or has he just aged really badly? Something is a miss!!

He looks really manic now, he has a look in his eyes that says "unhinged."

 

[Persephonehasreturned]

I can’t work out if he’s played away and is trying to make amends or if she has tired of having a man child and threatened to leave him.

It’s one of the two scenarios fuelling the vomit inducing stories.

 

[bubbletea123]

I can’t work out if he’s played away and is trying to make amends or if she has tired of having a man child and threatened to leave him.

It’s one of the two scenarios fuelling the vomit inducing stories.

It has got to be. All is not "rosy" in the Wicks household.

 

[Borntorun]

It has got to be. All is not "rosy" in the Wicks household.

Okay, some form of this should be the next thread title

 

[expatfancy]

Has Joe been dipping his ‘wick’

 

[Ellie2008]

Minority opinion Rosie has an amazing body clearly her abs are insane, but without make-up I wouldn’t think model. Still way out of his league he reminds me of the stereotype of a sleazy French chef for some reason!