The Anna Edit #27 - Even her comment section is edited

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AlexAlbi said:
Now, god knows I love some good decor and "nik-naks", but what the f*ck is all this mismatched crap on this shelf about? Just each piece plonked with no purpose or thought. Also, I'm sure each bit was pricey and approved by whichever life coach/stylist she's into but it looks like she's dashed through The Range and picked up any piece she thought looked "edgy".
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All I have to say is THE DUST collecting on all that paraphernalia would be horrendous! Especially after a renovation. Your house is not the NYT Cooking channel set Anna.
 
AlexAlbi said:
Now, god knows I love some good decor and "nik-naks", but what the f*ck is all this mismatched crap on this shelf about? Just each piece plonked with no purpose or thought. Also, I'm sure each bit was pricey and approved by whichever life coach/stylist she's into but it looks like she's dashed through The Range and picked up any piece she thought looked "edgy".
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She doesn’t have a clue about styling things. There’s no layering or height differences or much in the way of texture. Just a load of things plonked on a shelf the way a kid wojld line up wooden blocks
 
That wardrobe analytics vid she put up today is pretty grim viewing and highlights the extent of her shopping addiction, 85% of her wardrobe is less than 2 years old, about half bought during this year alone with 88 things added… 15 just this month alone 😂😂 she tries to justify it by saying she doesn’t relate to the woman she was pre Ralph- I.E. “ going to London/ out and travelling…” which I find hilarious seeing as she’s got 2 New York trips back to back without her kid this month alone … in an attempt to cosplay being lizzy hadfield ofc 😂 (que her buying a blue oversized blue shirt…. So so good). I don’t see how her life has massively changed she still a homebody that does bugger all most of the time, doesn’t exactly justify a new wardrobe with 88 things added during the past 12 months.

She literally has nothing going on in her life besides shopping and organising her clothes on that dumb app- what a rubbish unappealing advert / advocate for that app she is
 
She's so excited about that app and her statistics. Do you think Mark actually listens when she tells him in detail every night about the in-depth statistics of every garment in her outfit "formula" of the day?
Everyone is saying that Anna does nothing, but it must take her at least 40 hours a week to research and buy her copious amount of clothes before logging every detail of every thread of said items on this daft app.
 
I bet she overeggs the “wears” she logs aswell, whenever she puts on an outfit to go into her updated maccies kitchen she will log it on the app, nursery run to pick up Ralph (when she can be bothered, get the impression her parents do a lot of babysitting) she’ll put on some ridiculous loewe handbag suede jacket designer jean combo, oh going to yoga - tie around that toteme cashmere jumper to collect sweat before flogging it on eBay a few months down the line- what a sad little life Anna
 
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Happy birthday 35 yr old Anna
 
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