The Anna Edit #27 - Even her comment section is edited

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Substack titles if Anna was being honest with her (paid) audience-

Everything I wore last week - just for outfit photos and to walk into my kitchen in
Holiday packing tips- how to pack 15 outfits to wear on a 3 day couples getaway with the Pilates prince
How to buy and sell multiples of the same thing - my style journey with celine hobo bags (from memory 5 I recall) and inevitably with the suede jacket and coat bandwagon I’ve heavily jumped on this year
How to look undone - 15 affiliate links so you can copy my jaundiced makeup and greasy hair combo
 
bumblebee365 said:
Substack titles if Anna was being honest with her (paid) audience-

Everything I wore last week - just for outfit photos and to walk into my kitchen in
Holiday packing tips- how to pack 15 outfits to wear on a 3 day couples getaway with the Pilates prince
How to buy and sell multiples of the same thing - my style journey with celine hobo bags (from memory 5 I recall) and inevitably with the suede jacket and coat bandwagon I’ve heavily jumped on this year
How to look undone - 15 affiliate links so you can copy my jaundiced makeup and greasy hair combo
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This list is *chef's kiss*
 
If her storage room was a shop it's the sort of shop I would avoid entirely. It looks like the sort of place where if you move something hanging up a pompous sales assistant rushes over and replaces the hanger the right distance from the one next door. She'd also sneer at you if you didn't walk in wearing three shades of beige or are wearing something with a (shock horror) PATTERN!
 
CoraSP said:
If her storage room was a shop it's the sort of shop I would avoid entirely. It looks like the sort of place where if you move something hanging up a pompous sales assistant rushes over and replaces the hanger the right distance from the one next door. She'd also sneer at you if you didn't walk in wearing three shades of beige or are wearing something with a (shock horror) PATTERN!
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+ everything is overpriced and the sales assistant will take 30 minutes to notice you even though they get one visitor per a week
 
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Someone tell Anna this is not ‘going all out’! This is the most boring minimalist decoration tour I’ve ever seen! Literally the home where Christmas cheer died
 
That reel today…… the house…. WTF?? It reminds me of that French and Saunders skit in the completely white living room that looked like the owners had moved out. That’s what Anna’s house looks like. Like they moved out and they’ve just left those few bits of furniture behind that wouldn’t fit in the removals van, so they’re the new owners problem now.
 

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AlexAlbi said:
That reel today…… the house…. WTF?? It reminds me of that French and Saunders skit in the completely white living room that looked like the owners had moved out. That’s what Anna’s house looks like. Like they moved out and they’ve just left those few bits of furniture behind that wouldn’t fit in the removals van, so they’re the new owners problem now.
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I noticed it in her last vlog, but all the furniture is pushed up against the walls. I get having adequate space for Ralphie Chops to play...but I thought he did that on the concrete floor in the kitchen.
 
jazzmonster said:
I cringed so hard at her “come on in!” at her front door. Darling, this isn’t Architectural Digest.
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"Come on in to my mouldy damp house. The front door isn't varnished and we've barely got any furniture. There is also a massive big blank space on the wall above my tiny sink that is screaming for some art or something tall on the shelves. Oh and font forget to look at the greenhouse out of my cafe, sorry, KITCHEN window"
 
CoraSP said:
"Come on in to my mouldy damp house. The front door isn't varnished and we've barely got any furniture. There is also a massive big blank space on the wall above my tiny sink that is screaming for some art or something tall on the shelves. Oh and font forget to look at the greenhouse out of my cafe, sorry, KITCHEN window"
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But don’t you appreciate how she’s gone ALL OUT for Christmas?!!
 
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