The Anna Edit #27 - Even her comment section is edited

[PRgift]

It's official, Anna has hereby stopped being a real person and is now 100% caricature.

 

[poopettemetis]

It's official, Anna has hereby stopped being a real person and is now 100% caricature.

I wouldn't be surprised to find out she's an AI bot myself Just like an AI generated image or video, there's always a little something off or a lingering desperation to appear real.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

“friendsgiving” “dinner rolls”

 

[Sibyl Vane]

What is that revolting excuse for a napkin?

I wouldn't expect much from a woman who benchmarks plain white tee-shirts for a living.

 

[martaS]

This is not a gratin.
These are limp slices of squash on a plate.
The amateur chef inside me is shaking with rage

 

[meowmeowbeans]

I was hoping that bowl of what LOOKS like blood was simply gravy, and the light was playing tricks on me. But no. It's cranberry "sauce". Liquidy, sad cranberry sauce. I don't even know how you get it that texture, as cranberries have a high amount of pectin so they gel naturally.

 

[sapphirerain149]

For some reason, this is something that has always annoyed me about her - these captions she does that are trying hard to be witty/funny and they’re just absolutely not. I hadn’t looked at her profile for ages so I had a look and cringed so hard when I saw this (including the photos) because it’s just the most boring, bland, basic-ass post.

 

[icannoteven]

The food looks so sad. Like they are about to be assembled for those typical festive airplane food (no offense to airplane food).

 

[Lilas]

Anna's always been a bit weird about food. Like the no melted cheese thing. That turkey looks dry and tasteless. Needs gravy!

 

[meowmeowbeans]

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For some reason, this is something that has always annoyed me about her - these captions she does that are trying hard to be witty/funny and they’re just absolutely not. I hadn’t looked at her profile for ages so I had a look and cringed so hard when I saw this (including the photos) because it’s just the most boring, bland, basic-ass post.

It's because she's always trying to sound like an expert on things that most people with common sense already know. Everything new to her is a groundbreaking, life-changing discovery that she simply MUST share with the world. And it's all marketed with the same PR-coded "relatable bestie" tone that we've learned to recognize from a mile away. Which has the opposite effect on her audience and makes her sound incredibly fake.

 

[Keepitw0nky]

They’re not just napkins they’re artisanal organic muslin plate drapery by super cool Copenhagen small business weavers dyed in the waste water from the dragon diffusion factory.

 

[Ivegotatheory]

Are the friends at friendsgiving Mark and Ralph?

 

[bumblebee365]

Anna and the Pilates Prince hosting mates to eat the worlds blandest dryest turkey meat in her cafe kitchen

 

[PRgift]

Cue a post about how she's been unwell with food poisoning in 3-2-1...

 

[poopettemetis]

View attachment 3288262 q Anna and the Pilates Prince hosting mates to eat the worlds blandest dryest turkey meat in her cafe kitchen

WHERE IS THE PERFECTLY CRISPY SKIN?!? If that's skin on the right hand side of the plate, it doesn't even look cooked lol

That cranberry "sauce" is an actual crime. I also thought it was the gravy. WHERE IS THE GRAVY?!? And why is there no dressing/stuffing?

I also think the Friendsgiving was just her, Mawk, and Ralph

 

[msfjools]

The pre poured glasses of wine are just so lame

 

[Liptastic]

Anna's always been a bit weird about food. Like the no melted cheese thing. That turkey looks dry and tasteless. Needs gravy!

No melted cheese and doesn't drink plain water. Needs squash in it to make it go down

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

Why does she say "off of"? She isn't American.

 

[Inthebrow]

I can't bear it when anyone says this!

Why does she say "off of"? She isn't American.

 

[meowmeowbeans]

Can someone enlighten me: all this “Friendsgiving” food already exists in the UK right? Turkey, rolls, mash, and even cranberries are not foreign concepts to the average British person. So did Anna just make a Sunday roast and pretend it was Thanksgiving?