Monkeymagic85
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I am dying! This is hilarious!
Me too, has to be a thread title for shizz
I am dying! This is hilarious!
Wish we had thread titles! Why do some threads and not others? X
I cringed for Mia when she said he was online and he was like I was sending a picture to the engineer although she did say something like it's different when you say that to me which made me wonder what he has said before but yeah i don't think he gas lights her or anything people are quick to judgeI thought the same! Hardly gaslighting when he's just trying to get on with his job. yet he can't even go on whatsapp to send a message to a colleague without being stalked and hounded. it's weird and Mia was the problem 100%
They're still both her parents though so they have to co-parent one way or anotherShe hasn’t learnt at all though as she takes no responsibility for her part in it….
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I really disagree with this. Sassi and Darren bring out the worst in each other. It would be horrible growing up seeing your Mum screaming at your Dad and him saying extremely cruel things to her when he finally can’t stand it anymore. Then her crying. Over and over. Continuing the toxic cycle in the name of co-parenting is detrimental for the child. They need to not talk unless absolutely necessary.
I don’t think it was necessary this time as I doubt this is the first or last time Zenaya’s behaviour will be raised by school (as much as she’s a cutie!) and so there is not really any new information to share.
If this was genuinely the first time the school have mentioned concerns about Z’s behaviour then he should have of course told her, but I really do not think that is the case.
Just watched the second episode (Paramount) and some stuff to unpack:
Mia: I actually feel sorry for Mia, Olly is quite literally the definition of every dicky boy I’ve dated that’s a complete narcissist. The fact he turned it round on her and called her the narcissist is exactly what they do. He takes no accountability or blame for anything. They’re long distance and he obviously doesn’t reassure her enough or reply to her messages, which must be really difficult. Mia is no angel and we can see she does start arguments, but I see straight through him. He’s a narcissistic through and through. Mia trying to convince us she’s happy on socials just makes me laugh now because we all know the truth.
On another note, Maggie is very good with the kids.
Chloe: Bore off. She doesn’t want to have another kid because she’s scared it will ruin her body and that she’ll have no time to go to social media events. Didn’t she want a child a few years back?
Marley is very cute and it’s nice to see a bit more of him but I’d like to know about how he’s getting on at school etc. It’s all about Chloe and the new “haus”.
I’m not sure why Jordan wants another baby, he hated Chloe when Marley was first born. Maybe it’s so he can finally have a shag or try to tie Chloe down again.
Sassi: Zenaya’s behaviour is similar to mine when I was in school, it’s not necessarily naughty but it’s disruptive. I have ADHD so it could be something Sassi needs to look in to. Separate to that, I do think Darren is very argumentative when Sassi was trying to sort out the issues. Both parents do need to work together to sort out their kids behaviour but he just took it as an attack on him.
I also don’t like his teeth they look like dentures lol.
Amber: Same sh*t since season 1. Atleast she’s trying with Brooklyn. Again with Ste, argumentative and thinks he’s right. However, it is suspicious that the boys are well behaved with Ste compared to Amber. He does seem to have more patience with them.
Overall, I find it so funny how none of them have these perfect lives they portray online. They’re all still doing the same stuff they were doing years ago. None of them look like their photo either. Saying that, I do enjoy the show.
Argh…sorry if this is upsetting for anyone but it won’t actually seem to let me put the video behind a spoiler with a TW for violence.
I agree hahata
Talking of dentures, Maggie’s teeth look like they are going to fall out of her mouth every time she speaks . I also preferred Darren before he had his teeth done. He looks too polished now, I liked him when he was more rough looking . To be fair I think all of their teeth look a bit tit, far too white etc!
The fact marlayia didn’t want to go in with Maggie either makes u wonder if she even likes going there anymore or what is it that goes on in there that she doesn’t like. The kids loved maggie and Manley when they were young but kids see thru the bullshit when they get bigger. I love maggie as a gran but her house is probably a revolving door and a doss house it seems it. Manleys her son that’s a red flag in itselfHOW does Manley get away with it?! Thank goodness for Maggie as at least she’s a protective factor when the kids are around him imagine having to send your kids to that scumbags house if he had them alone (he wouldn’t) you would be scared to death that some reprisal attack would happen
Tbh I do kind of agree with you, and I think that’s what makes me dislike her the most.Controversial I know but I don’t mind Chloe, the only thing that annoys me is that she claims they done everything themselves when they had so much help from her family to buy a house and first car etc. They have had a better start in life because of the help they got. Aside from that she’s not the worst on the show lol
I think your first point is interesting, but I think they're far from happy. I see chloe and Jordan and compare it to my own relationship of 12 years and there's just zero spark there at all. There's no shared interests, no laughter, I'm not even sure jordan knows how to smile! It's all a bullshit front.I find it interesting the way that the only couple that stayed together and have actually supportive in-laws (Chloe) have by far the best behaved and most articulate child (Marley) with no known behavioural issues.
Obviously a lot is genetic (eg ADHD Ste to Brooklyn, probably from Sassi to Zenaya) but it’s sad to see 3-4 (including Hudson) being parented poorly in conflict and already frequently in trouble at school ages only 5-7. How sad. Basically parenting failing.
I have ADHD daughter and researched it and got it diagnosed, set up so much for her like techniques, support, organisation, methods to calm down, alarns so much! And she is doing very well at school.
Sad to see kids failing, when it’s not their fault.
I think Amber is a rubbish parent. Lazy, uneducated, disinterested in the boys, didnt want to be a parent, doesnt seem to enjoy life in anyway. Think boys be better off with ste. He is good at routine and firm/ consistent and actually good at communication when he is driving seat (not responding during arguments where he is blamed). I think outside Blackpool (a pit) SS would be involved with Amber. Where I live this is really not succeeding signs as a parent.
I can’t see a single spark between Jordan and Chloe, I think he sees it as an easy life and sticks round for Marley. The whole having another baby is probably just a way for him to finally get his leg over because I bet she hardly puts out for him she looks vanilla as duckI think your first point is interesting, but I think they're far from happy. I see chloe and Jordan and compare it to my own relationship of 12 years and there's just zero spark there at all. There's no shared interests, no laughter, I'm not even sure jordan knows how to smile! It's all a bullshit front.
I also agree about Amber. I don't think she shows any interest in her children at all. She doesn't ever talk to them nicely, and the lack of any sort of routine blows my mind. She is setting them up to fail!
What's the point in being comfortable and unhappy though. I've been with my husband since I was 17, I'm now 30. He is all I've ever known, but we laugh, he looks at me with the most loving face, were more obsessed (in a good way) with each other now than we were back then. It's crazy to me that some would settle for an emotionless relationship!I think Chloe and Jordan are just comfortable together. They’ve been together since they were 15? It’s all the they’ve known. It would be so hard for them to split up and go separate ways because they don’t know what it’s like to be on their own. So they’ll stick out the relationship because they’re too scared of change.
I totally agree with this. To say Marley is ‘articulate’ when we barely see anything from him is mad Also without coming across cruel he is the child from things we’ve seen who seems the most behind. I remember last series he could hardly put words together and on her insta everything he did try and say would be in an American accent where he’s grown up likely glued to YouTube. Also all the other mums have spoke about how their children are progressing in school and Chloe doesn’t mention anything to do with Marley cause she wants everything to be about her so we wouldn’t have a clue either way Kids shouldn’t be compared but Marliya definitely comes across as the most brightest child they’ve shown on the show.Marley seems nice enough but we never see him so you can’t really say he’s better or worse than the others.
Marliya’s sharp, bright and articulate
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