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LemonDifficult said:
I reckon Chloe is getting in the region of 50k per season just now with Jordan earning something from the show too. It would have been much less at the start of the franchise. You always see the shift in when the money starts coming in on TM shows they get better houses and cars. Stassy was basically homeless at one point and rocked up with a decent car and house out of nowhere.

If you think about what you said her first car was an A class Merc when she had ‘no job’ they’d already qualified for a mortgage (or qualified after this I can’t remember the timeline) the house is at least 150k and they’d have had the standard 3.5x calculation. Jordan was stapling fabric onto train seats or something which won’t pay enough to qualify for their mortgage on his own so they’ve been making bank from the show for quite a while 😂😂

She’s buying LV bags at 2k regularly too, if she was loving beyond her means the credit cards would have stopped by now.
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They are def NOT getting that much money per season. British reality is known for paying duck all. Also Sassi lives in a council house and any cars she’s had have been older and not Range Rover level 😂 I’m sure Amber and Mia would be doing much better if they were getting 50k per season 😭 they wish they were. Didn’t Shannon say she got paid 2k for a season before 🫤 if they were offering out 50k per season then Megan would def have come back.
 
Why would u act proud that you have your daughter out at a pub at 9PM on a school night? 🙄
 

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I’ve just got around to watching this and a few things make me uncomfortable. The first is Ste keeps telling Amber to shut up. Can’t he fathom that the boys probably rally for him when he takes them to nursery/school because it’s a novelty for them when Amber does it most of the time? Being a lone parent with those two boys can’t be easy.

The other thing is Mia’s relationship. There is something off about her bf. I don’t mean to be unkind but his face has this wired look a bit like people who take cocaine. Of all the people that Mia could choose, why would she pick someone who lives so far away from her?

Sassi and Mia seem to treat their daughters like friends which is not what a parent dynamic should be and it’s not ideal for the girls.
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LemonDifficult said:
I have adhd like Ste and sometimes I come across like I’m kicking off when I don’t mean it.
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Yes, Ste does have this confused look when he’s trying to talk to Amber. I don’t think he means to upset her but that situation with her ending up on the stairs shows why they didn’t work out.
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Scar14 said:
I know influencers earn a lot but I’m baffled as to how Chloe and Jordan have bought that house without an actual job. How is Chloe earning enough for Jordan to be able to quit his job? So with her wage she pays him a wage, a mortgage that definitely won’t be cheap now, bills, food etc. I don’t feel like I see her doing enough brand deals to be able to afford it all
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Bank of mum and dad again? Let’s not forget that she had a new Mercedes at 17. That’s not typical for most 17 year olds!
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Saffy123 said:
Maybe cos amber would have to get a job!! What does she do all day 9-3?
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Didn't she say that she’s training to be a carer in her original episode and that Hudson needs to be in nursery full time so she can do it? I agree with you that she might be ND. I am autistic and struggle with organisation / communication etc. luckily I have easier to manage girls but if I had hyperactive boys I might be acting like Amber(!)
 
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LemonDifficult said:
I reckon Chloe is getting in the region of 50k per season just now with Jordan earning something from the show too. It would have been much less at the start of the franchise. You always see the shift in when the money starts coming in on TM shows they get better houses and cars. Stassy was basically homeless at one point and rocked up with a decent car and house out of nowhere.

If you think about what you said her first car was an A class Merc when she had ‘no job’ they’d already qualified for a mortgage (or qualified after this I can’t remember the timeline) the house is at least 150k and they’d have had the standard 3.5x calculation. Jordan was stapling fabric onto train seats or something which won’t pay enough to qualify for their mortgage on his own so they’ve been making bank from the show for quite a while 😂😂

She’s buying LV bags at 2k regularly too, if she was loving beyond her means the credit cards would have stopped by now.
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She is definitely not getting that much 😂
Chloe has a limited company and her accounts are publicly viewable on companies house - it’s there in black and white that she isn’t getting that much 😂 jordan probs still works a normal job outside of being her skivvy. And she probably got handouts once again to help with the house - wouldn’t be the first time she’s done it
 
Jennytea said:
Why would u act proud that you have your daughter out at a pub at 9PM on a school night? 🙄
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This might sound terrible but it’s apparent that Mia only had a baby to spite Erin because now she’s no longer in that triangle she just drops marlayia off all weekend for men/holidays or booze. And like someone else mentioned she treats her like a friend why’s her kid at the pub on a school night I’m sure she gets enough time off to be going to the pub
 
gmarsh28 said:
This might sound terrible but it’s apparent that Mia only had a baby to spite Erin because now she’s no longer in that triangle she just drops marlayia off all weekend for men/holidays or booze. And like someone else mentioned she treats her like a friend why’s her kid at the pub on a school night I’m sure she gets enough time off to be going to the pub
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I like Mia but it certainly was apparent how threatened she was by Erin in the first season. And it did come across that she had Marliya to even things up, so to speak.

The common denominator here, of course, is Manley and his sulky, surly, emotionally abusive behaviour. Probably to every woman he gets involved with.
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MaryJaneShoes82 said:
I’m struggling to see what Jordan is bringing to Chloe’s business. Most of the time the camera is set up on a tripod or she’s doing selfies.
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Yeah I think Jordan is one of those men known as a dolt.
 
Elle Woods said:
She is definitely not getting that much 😂
Chloe has a limited company and her accounts are publicly viewable on companies house - it’s there in black and white that she isn’t getting that much 😂 jordan probs still works a normal job outside of being her skivvy. And she probably got handouts once again to help with the house - wouldn’t be the first time she’s done it
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Her new house guide price was 325-350k and their last house sold for 37.5k more than they bought it for so they probably made 50k-ish on that so call that a ‘deposit’ they’d still need to me comfortably making 80k per year to qualify for the mortgage.

I think the limited company is where they put her influencer earnings and pay themselves both a wage from that for tax purposes. She did have some deals with Tesco and an oh polly clothing line (or something like that) so the 40 odd thousand that’s through the books makes sense. Will be interesting when their current year accounts becomes available
 
LemonDifficult said:
Her new house guide price was 325-350k and their last house sold for 37.5k more than they bought it for so they probably made 50k-ish on that so call that a ‘deposit’ they’d still need to me comfortably making 80k per year to qualify for the mortgage.

I think the limited company is where they put her influencer earnings and pay themselves both a wage from that for tax purposes. She did have some deals with Tesco and an oh polly clothing line (or something like that) so the 40 odd thousand that’s through the books makes sense. Will be interesting when their current year accounts becomes available
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Exactly- I reckon she’s employing him for tax purposes too
 
Watched the new episode last night.

Amber & Ste bore me to death, all they do is argue and go round in circles. You'd of thought they'd both grown up by now. The house looked filthy too.

Feel like all Chloe's segments are going to be about the new 'haaause' and we'll barely see Marley again like last series. Can't believe Jordan 'works' for her 😂

Not much to say about Mia or Sassi, apart from Olly's teeth being diabolical 😂
I do like Darren, nice to see him in his own house etc. Zenaya seems a right Daddy's girl
 
owen2110 said:
Watched the new episode last night.

Amber & Ste bore me to death, all they do is argue and go round in circles. You'd of thought they'd both grown up by now. The house looked filthy too.

Feel like all Chloe's segments are going to be about the new 'haaause' and we'll barely see Marley again like last series. Can't believe Jordan 'works' for her 😂

Not much to say about Mia or Sassi, apart from Olly's teeth being diabolical 😂
I do like Darren, nice to see him in his own house etc. Zenaya seems a right Daddy's girl
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It was lovely seeing Darren just making the dinner and All settled in his house ☺️ you can tell his bond with zenaya is great
 
@owen2110 agree re Zenaya. She def has Darren easy going/ low conflict/ relaxed personality.

I think Sassi needs to be careful as Zenaya may well choose to be with him more in the future. He comes across as softer/ more caring and sassi abrasive/ shouting personality doesnt seem to be liked by Zenaya who seems soft and more sensitive.

Sassi needs to tone it down and copy how Darren interacts with Zenaya as she seems to prefer it and 50\50 most likely will be up for Zenaya choice before long.
 
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