Teen Mom UK #33

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I am SO late to the party i’ve only just seen Dylan’s had another baby!! also do we know why Ree doesn’t have the kids anymore?
What do you mean Ree hasn’t got the kids? She’s obviously got them, she’s currently sitting off on the beach with a Smirnoff ice necking them with her crouch gremlins in toe. Then she’s to drop them off at Dylan’s daddy day care (not to be mixed up with Eddie Murphy’s film daddy daycare which I love watching) where he does lessons in “g life”, “how to pull a girl in 90 seconds or less” “it’s a horse life” and his personal fave “who’s the daddy with 8 kids and counting” Ree will then go round to the clubs trying to pull every man with the “do you know you I am blood? I’m that bird off mTV” not specifying which show hoping people think OWIS or ex on the beach hence why no read coat.

once she’s done bumming round for coke, weed and balloons she’ll be sat here like that woman off 101 dolmations stirring her tea waiting patiently for the rise of Yorkshire pud lady to dish the revenge gossip of her next victim until she sorts out a better phone so she can do only fans to try and take bootstrap bills position on it.

***sorry guys I know it’s not as good this time around but when this is getting to often my muse just goes
 
Does anyone remember that thread where we constantly had people asking THAT question and we all told them to read the wiki or ignored them then they got pissy at us all for getting pissy at them and all they kept saying was “I have no time to read back why I asked” like the time you was waiting you could of got your answers and it went on for nearly the whole thread 😂
 
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