Teen Mom UK #32

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Sticky One said:
Sonny went to prison in 2021 so unless he wanked into a cup and gave it to Megan on a prison visit I don’t think Tel has anything to worry about 🤣
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He was sentenced Jan 2021 and I thought he was released. He got 3 years and someone on here said he’d be released at 18 months , around the time she got pregnant. I don’t really know how it all works. I thought he’d be out ages ago
 
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dumbanddumber02 said:
I’m going to say something controversial here, and could be way off the mark. But Frances Anne looks mixed race to me. I know tel has dark features etc. but there’s something about the babies features….lips, hair, tone of skin on fingers etc that’s making me think this.
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Not gonna lie I thought similar when she posted the unblurred pictures!
 
Miss.Chanandler.Bong said:
I feel like I’ve seen documentaries where there’s prisons where the girl can come in and they can get alone time but I also think I may just talking about the tv show Wentworth 😂
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This is only in America. Tbh he could’ve come out last year, think I was the one who said this but I’m sure someone said that he would’ve had to do the full 3 years as it was a violent offence? Either way that baby is a copy and paste of Tel lol
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So the reason for hiding the face was because they wanted friends and family to meet her first but surely if that were true she would have just said that instead of getting arsey with everyone in the comments
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Think her reasons to begin with were genuinely for privacy but she changed her mind so needed another cover up excuse. Probably realised no one’s giving her collars etc if she’s gonna blur her face out
 
Miss.Chanandler.Bong said:
He was sentenced Jan 2021 and I thought he was released. He got 3 years and someone on here said he’d be released at 18 months , around the time she got pregnant. I don’t really know how it all works. I thought he’d be out ages ago
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to be honest when I googled i didn’t realise how long ago he went to prison, pancake lady saga only seemed like yesterday lol I wonder if he is out now? they definitely broke up whilst he was still in prison because she has no new photos to blur out and we just saw the same ones over and over again. I would love to know why they broke up
 
Lilylate said:
He already is putting them at harm with his dodgy dealings. All it needs is for him to get pulled at the side of the road for not wearing a seatbelt/driving whilst on his phone/speeding. They’ll search him could find something on him at which point they’ll search his little crack den, find his drugs and his cash and whichever child is there will get taken in to SS…
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Surprised he’s still allowed on the show considering what he posts tbh
 
I'm not sure what Manley has over these girls but with everything he posts and how disrespectful he is, I don't understand how he has a girlfriend. She posted a video of the him and the baby with I love you on it and he is posting quotes and videos slagging off women and thinking he's some sort of badman 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ he must be really good in bed or something cos I would run for the hills if my boyfriend was anything like him 😂
 
klipper20 said:
Can’t get over Reanne abandoning her children! Does anyone have any tea on that situation? Who just decides to duck their kids off? How sad for those kids having her as a mum…
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So reanne hasn’t abandoned her kids, Dylan offered her some magic beans for them and a cow called Barbara, a lemon moam from 2006 and an expired condom he got from high school sex Ed he didn’t realise he had. He then told Tel stories on the freaky tit him and Meg use to do and showed him the sex tapes they made. Tel was fewming over this and and ended up on porn hun in the xxx section and told Meg how he was jealous that they just do it vanilla with a two pumps and a fart so she agreed to try some new moves as long as he shorts his load and doesn’t mind her screaming sunny. Tel was confused why she wanted to scream Chloe’s dogs name but he thought maybe she just liked to roleplay them as dogs while doing it doggy style.
Anyway, Dylan was sick of babysitting his own kids and some random high schooler especially when he realised she had more GCSEs than him so he had to go find a childminder. Because you know if he’s got a nursery of kids it shoots his chances of getting any more naked ladies or pretending he is decent but he accidentally tripped naked and aimed his load in the child minder so now she’s on a life time contract with him.
Anyway, reanne planted the magic seeds and hoping on something magical happening but realised they we’re actually painted Rice Krispies, Barbara wasn’t actually a cow but a horse painted black and white and the moam was actually lemon flavour and the condom well she thought about it and hoped it was possibly used to pregnate herself again after hearing about tel but realised it wouldn’t be tels sperm in it but Dave the local bearded middle aged alcoholic who likes to scream at mops and in an on and off relationship with psycho Sandra
But it’s fine I’m sat here with a cold can of coke and blue Doritos not blue waffle that Dylan’s into and just watching the drama unfold.
Oh and billie is just busy writing to Steven bear in hopes they can collab when he’s out and Megan’s fewming over the possible new fame
 
Blondeangel2515 said:
So reanne hasn’t abandoned her kids, Dylan offered her some magic beans for them and a cow called Barbara, a lemon moam from 2006 and an expired condom he got from high school sex Ed he didn’t realise he had. He then told Tel stories on the freaky tit him and Meg use to do and showed him the sex tapes they made. Tel was fewming over this and and ended up on porn hun in the xxx section and told Meg how he was jealous that they just do it vanilla with a two pumps and a fart so she agreed to try some new moves as long as he shorts his load and doesn’t mind her screaming sunny. Tel was confused why she wanted to scream Chloe’s dogs name but he thought maybe she just liked to roleplay them as dogs while doing it doggy style.
Anyway, Dylan was sick of babysitting his own kids and some random high schooler especially when he realised she had more GCSEs than him so he had to go find a childminder. Because you know if he’s got a nursery of kids it shoots his chances of getting any more naked ladies or pretending he is decent but he accidentally tripped naked and aimed his load in the child minder so now she’s on a life time contract with him.
Anyway, reanne planted the magic seeds and hoping on something magical happening but realised they we’re actually painted Rice Krispies, Barbara wasn’t actually a cow but a horse painted black and white and the moam was actually lemon flavour and the condom well she thought about it and hoped it was possibly used to pregnate herself again after hearing about tel but realised it wouldn’t be tels sperm in it but Dave the local bearded middle aged alcoholic who likes to scream at mops and in an on and off relationship with psycho Sandra
But it’s fine I’m sat here with a cold can of coke and blue Doritos not blue waffle that Dylan’s into and just watching the drama unfold.
Oh and billie is just busy writing to Steven bear in hopes they can collab when he’s out and Megan’s fewming over the possible new fame
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Just a normal day in benefits Britain then 🤣
 
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