Taylor Swift #66 Take me to Cardiff where all my surprise songs go to die

[ls240898]

You all move SO QUICK

 

[odetotheseaweed]

i’m not saying I would pay good money to see him do the Vigilante tit chair dance every night but I am absolutely saying that

He should just do the dance a couple times a week for a small fee. I’d pay

 

[EnoughAlready]

guys do we think Kevs ever going to an actual tour date? Did he go way back at the start?

He went to Chicago in June last year, it’s on his Instagram

 

[emerald]

He is giving me Kurt Hummel x Queen Elizabeth x a Goat

Kurt Hummel

 

[MidnightAura]

Taylor better pay for my therapy after the surprise songs I’ve lost around my shows this last week

She will book you in for a session with her Mum

 

[Folkevermore]

Why do we call him Mr VVLV?

Sweet summer child you do not want to know

 

[ls240898]

She will book you in for a session with her Mum

LMAOOOOOO

 

[OtherMoon]

I don’t condone violence but if I was his pal I’d have smacked him by now to shut it

Maybe they are used to them a bit like you get with kids, you can just drown them out.

 

[gee808xoxo]

Guys I am PANICKING I’m suddenly going to Wembley on SUNDAY and I have nothing prepared like wtf do I wear?!?!???? And where can I get friendships bracelets at this short notice????? I don’t have the creativity or time to make my own

i will be there with bracelets!! need to make some tattle coded ones

 

[knivesnflowers]

He is giving me Kurt Hummel x Queen Elizabeth x a Goat

does that make travis puck or finn (i mean if you told him hot tub sperm can impregnate he'd probs believe you soooo)

 

[MidnightAura]

Sweet summer child you do not want to know

I do, I do!
I’m not getting to see our Captalist Queen in the flesh. Give me this?

 

[Realitybites]

But they love me

Beat me to it Rita

 

[Fifah1907]

Sweet summer child you do not want to know

Seriously, don’t go looking. For your own sake.
Well done me for not just posting the video. Much as I love posting Taylor’s ick face, I think we’ve suffered enough tonight
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I do, I do!
I’m not getting to see our Captalist Queen in the flesh. Give me this?

No. Really. You don’t.

 

[MidnightAura]

Seriously, don’t go looking. For your own sake.
Well done me for not just posting the video. Much as I love posting Taylor’s ick face, I think we’ve suffered enough tonight

Well now I have to! Spilll please

 

[ls240898]

I do, I do!
I’m not getting to see our Captalist Queen in the flesh. Give me this?

Google Travis Kelce Viva Las Vegas. Sorry xxxx

 

[Tiggerhappy]

Guys I am PANICKING I’m suddenly going to Wembley on SUNDAY and I have nothing prepared like wtf do I wear?!?!???? And where can I get friendships bracelets at this short notice????? I don’t have the creativity or time to make my own

If it's too late to get any on vinted (it might be), they sell some on Amazon.

 

[Twinklebell]

I go back and forth with Swiftologist - I like that there is a Taylor Swift content creator who doesn't think she's a perfect human being and isn't afraid to call her out. But he is so unrelentingly bitchy about Joe.

I also think Swiftologist wouldn't be so quick to call her out if he hadn't already met her at the rep secret sessions. He knows he's never going to meet her again so there's no point sucking up.

Admittedly I am not a huge fan of Joe but I’ve never understood why the swiftologist calls him the heirloom turkey?

 

[goalsAF]

I do, I do!
I’m not getting to see our Captalist Queen in the flesh. Give me this?

The best part is Taylor's visible cringe at the end:

 

[Fifah1907]

Well now I have to! Spilll please

I am so sorry for what you’re about to watch….dont say we didn’t try and warn you

 

[OtherMoon]

I do, I do!
I’m not getting to see our Captalist Queen in the flesh. Give me this?

Because Travis has an embarrassing habit of belting Viva Las Vegas in public absolutely mortifying Taylor.
The best was the second time at the Vegas Charity when she whispers 'Oh again...'