Taylor Swift #59 F me up, Edinburgh!

[EnoughAlready]

“Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine I’m not buying”

This has ended me!!! Is this seriously a thing that’s been heard?! Amazing!

 

[LittleMy]

“Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine I’m not buying”

Omg is that not the lyrics?

 

[Folkevermore]

Omg is that not the lyrics?

Apparently it’s “I’m not dying”.
I just thought she was upsetting Joe by not buying him snacks idk

 

[MidnightAura]

Omg is that not the lyrics?

I third this.
it’s NOT that?

 

[UsernameOfDreams]

This has ended me!!! Is this seriously a thing that’s been heard?! Amazing!

Those next to me when I sang it definitely heard it loud and clear

 

[calmyourritas]

I’m so drunk I can’t see and I’m scared about surprise songs

 

[dietcokefanatic]

She loves a rain show, these surprise songs are going to be DEVASTATING

 

[UsernameOfDreams]

Apparently it’s “I’m not dying”.
I just thought she was upsetting Joe by not buying him snacks idk

The snacks refusal will never not be funny to me

 

[Lilykins]

Guys just wanted to say thank you to everyone who reassured me!! I think I’m just going to pick a song to go to the toilet during the show and same for merch. I’m already planning on leaving before the end anyway to get to my car so could grab some on the way out.
For those that have been already - what’s the smallest sized T-shirt? My 4 year old loves Taylor too and I was thinking of getting her something but I think T-shirts might be too big.

 

[Folkevermore]

The snacks refusal will never not be funny to me

It makes a lot more sense to me than “I’m not dying”

 

[Dontwanttokeepsecrets]

Poor Taylor I bet it's cold rain!

 

[EnoughAlready]

The snacks refusal will never not be funny to me

That’s why he was always so blue, she refused to give him the good snacks and fed him all the gf stuff! (Fellow gf free peep so I know the struggle!!)

 

[UsernameOfDreams]

It makes a lot more sense to me than “I’m not dying”

Absolutely! I actually don't think I'll ever sing the correct lyrics, sorry Taylor

 

[odetotheseaweed]

It makes a lot more sense to me than “I’m not dying”

I will always sing “I’m not buying” and think of you guys

 

[Folkevermore]

That’s why he was always so blue, she refused to give him the good snacks and fed him all the gf stuff! (Fellow gf free peep so I know the struggle!!)

I’m also miserable when my partner doesn’t buy me snacks so I completely get it

 

[OtherMoon]

Apparently it’s “I’m not dying”.
I just thought she was upsetting Joe by not buying him snacks idk

I remember thinking ffs babe we know he's poorer than you but I'm sure he can afford a Mars bar!

 

[MidnightAura]

For once i would love Taylor to walk off after champagne problems to see the crowds reaction

 

[UsernameOfDreams]

That’s why he was always so blue, she refused to give him the good snacks and fed him all the gf stuff! (Fellow gf free peep so I know the struggle!!)

Changing the lyrics to So Long London to

How much change did you think I had
Did you think I had on me?

 

[dietcokefanatic]

I made it to the toilet AND back before the applause ended. I win.

 

[EnoughAlready]

I made it to the toilet AND back before the applause ended. I win.

You understood the assignment!