Tanya & Tasha #43 Tasha is on slimming shakes whilst Tanya is planning prison breaks.

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One word - WHY?

And she is sucking up to 2 other accounts whose birthdays are today 🙄
 

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So weird.

Dunno about anyone else but when I was poorly and a teenager I spent it in my bedroom watching friends videos to cheer myself up with my duvet and some magazines too.

Not on my mums lap 😂

yes!!! I love being bedded down on the sofa, on my own, watching friends on VHS tapes! Always appreciated a bottle of lucazade and some dippy eggs being brought to me but that’s it 😂
 
Why does tash post such blatant bullshit as if her daughter was asleep on her lap 🙄 she makes it sound like they are toddlers not teenagers she does my head in! Ooh the ogres birthday cue 8 million posts about how lucky she is, how her h2b spoils her probably no sign of her daughters tho
 
Trasha never fails to amaze me, she’s getting as good as Tanzi with the takeaway excuses.

Trash, last night my 6 day old son fell asleep on my lap after a meltdown over having his nappy changed and me not knowing what to do with the gross little belly button thing. I hadn’t eaten all day and am up to my tits in washing. But I still got off my arse and cooked salmon, potatoes and salad.
Oh, and I am recovering from a c section where I lost a load of blood.

Just say you fancied Chinese you huge glutinous moose. Stop using your grown up offspring as attention seeking nonsense posts.

That is all 😂
👏👏👏 you go girl. Now that’s #BusyBeingAMum 🤪

Nice to see Pheasant Roost has changed her username back to Pheasant Roost. Remember when she changed it to some tit like love the life she made because we all exposed her for being useless and only working for her fathers business 🥴
 
If Taco can cook breakfast as well as that while Tan is in bed, why does he insist on takeaways so often 🤔
Another lie Tan, you got up and cooked that yourself then put it on a tray and brought it up to bed. Surely it would be nicer just to eat your food hot and not take photos of it.
 
I have a delicate head this morning, and have only just eaten some toast. Sorry no photo.
So she posts a photo, (to be honest the filters are not her friends, because if anything they make her look even worse).
I have no words for the matching outfits. Well I do it starts with a C and ends in an S!
So yet again she does something all the youngsters are doing, going somewhere to take photos for the gram. She must have looked so out of place.
I wonder what she has arranged for herself, sorry I mean what has Taco, aka spineless dick, aka wet wipe, aka no balls, aka H2B arranged for her.
No sign of any expensive presents!
I think it’s so sad that if The wanna-be Ashfords and the Trashfords have met up, and they’re keeping it a secret because of these threads. That is sad beyond belief.
So quick re-cap.
Tan is the only one will balls in her house.
Still no wedding, unless that’s the surprise for today.
Tan is averaging 2 takeaways a week.
Tan can’t take a selfie without a filter.
She is desperate for Hello Fresh to notice her.
The hot tub is back!!!!!
Tasha now works 3 hours aweek.
She is also doing things because we talk about them.
She is now secretly scoffing, and pretending she isn’t stuffing her face daily with crap.
Onslow could still do with a good scrub, as could Trasha’s kitchen/hospital tiles.
The EAT letters still haven’t been binned.
These two are as boring as duck, but you guys are the funniest people.
You all honestly make my day.
@swimming you are a busy mum, your little boy needs you, you deserve a takeaway. Hope you’re doing ok. ❤
 
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