I have a delicate head this morning, and have only just eaten some toast. Sorry no photo.
So she posts a photo, (to be honest the filters are not her friends, because if anything they make her look even worse).
I have no words for the matching outfits. Well I do it starts with a C and ends in an S!
So yet again she does something all the youngsters are doing, going somewhere to take photos for the gram. She must have looked so out of place.
I wonder what she has arranged for herself, sorry I mean what has Taco, aka spineless dick, aka wet wipe, aka no balls, aka H2B arranged for her.
No sign of any expensive presents!
I think it’s so sad that if The wanna-be Ashfords and the Trashfords have met up, and they’re keeping it a secret because of these threads. That is sad beyond belief.
So quick re-cap.
Tan is the only one will balls in her house.
Still no wedding, unless that’s the surprise for today.
Tan is averaging 2 takeaways a week.
Tan can’t take a selfie without a filter.
She is desperate for Hello Fresh to notice her.
The hot tub is back!!!!!
Tasha now works 3 hours aweek.
She is also doing things because we talk about them.
She is now secretly scoffing, and pretending she isn’t stuffing her face daily with crap.
Onslow could still do with a good scrub, as could Trasha’s kitchen/hospital tiles.
The EAT letters still haven’t been binned.
These two are as boring as
duck, but you guys are the funniest people.
You all honestly make my day.
@swimming you are a busy mum, your little boy needs you, you deserve a takeaway. Hope you’re doing ok. ❤