Tanya & Tasha #43 Tasha is on slimming shakes whilst Tanya is planning prison breaks.

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I'm still waiting on wtf spaghetti tuna melt is
I know, I need an early night. But I won’t sleep. 😆
I am imagining Tan crashing around the shoe box in anger after reading this thread today.
Pissed off because Badger is back, and her EB boxes haven’t been delivered. Going back to bad witch Tan’s birthday, she never showed any gifts from Trasha? Only the cakes from her neighbour!
You just know she scoffed them down in 2 minutes!
I am glad Tan has given up on the menu, she really didn’t stick to it.
 
“Pack lunches made” 😂😂. Seriously Trash. They’re not babies. Can’t believe how much she mollycoddles them - I worked full time through having three under two and a half so mine have made their own lunches since about Year 1 😂🤣😂
I was thinking the same thing! Its pathetic that they don't make their own. How can she expect them to be 'grown up' when they don't even make their own lunch. Its sandwiches for fucks sake! 🤣
 
Nice bit of fake grass there Tanzi 😂 and surprise, surprise, a kebab has been ordered!
 

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Could you imagine it. Taco finally building up the courage to crawl out of his cage and ask Tanzi if he can go with his brother to his mates and watch the football with a kebab. Tanzi throwing a complete fit, smashing up every picture of Onslow and screaming at Taco saying he can’t because she’s booked a meal, then she throws taco out the way and runs for her phone so she can quickly phone up and book them in. She then calls him an ungrateful dog because she’s already ordered them some fake grass and paper cups so they can drink beer and eat kebab together today. Taco whimpers then goes back into his cage as Tanzi quickly goes online to order herself a stick on beard (well about 5 of them to cover all her chins) and a pair of XXL boxer shorts so she can dress like a man and be one of the “lads” before she tucks into her dirty kebab wiping her greasy hands on taco
 
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