Imagine how orange she’s going to look covered in fake tan with her ginger split ends blowing in her face
With the obligatory shot of the service station M&S stop with a variety of Percy pigs and Colin caterpillars strewn all over the dashboard in their 14 year old tin of a BMWIn a few hours time we’ll see the standard coffee cup holding pose in the car with the caption “eeek so excited”
and there will be lots of giggles in the car and making memories, maybe a McDonald's breakfast and a Costa coffe en route. bleeping fat twit.With the obligatory shot of the service station M&S stop with a variety of Percy pigs and Colin caterpillars strewn all over the dashboard in their 14 year old tin of a BMW
#soblessed #myh2bisbetterthanyours #solucky #weekendaway #covid19 #WOWand there will be lots of giggles in the car and making memories, maybe a McDonald's breakfast and a Costa coffe en route. bleeping fat twit.
Tangzi!Tango Tan
Punt rhyming with...At the start of the week Tan put her menu board up and declared she was more organised! She’s only done 2 meals that we’ve seen from it, and only one of those on the right day! No meal seen on Thursday, so did she have another takeaway, to join the fish and chips and Chinese she’s had AGAIN this last week! At least Tash does stick to her menu planner most of the time.
The pair of them are incredibly boring now, so out of touch with the realties of life. All they can talk about is the latest TV drama and what they’re eating or have bought in the shops!
Can’t wait to see Tans posts this weekend of nails, fake tan, drinks glasses, hotel keys, matching outfits on the chauffeured punt and whatever else they’ve got planned! Filtered selfies of her and H2B, same old tit, different city! Eeeeekkk we are all so excited!
When she said she was woken in the night by the sound of spirits, in my head she’d got up and poured herself a voddie from the mini bar because she had to get her monies worth!Tanzi will say her sleepover in the prison was “so spooky” and that ghosts came to her. Bit like when she went on that ghost walk or whatever it was and said they were woken up in the night by the sound of spirits.
cause you were, you uncultured tart.
So it begins coffee cup photo soon I imagine, followed by a picture of her and testicle twin number 2 with #mymanisbetterthanyours despite the fact everyone elses man looks after their own children.Filtered to fu*k as usual. Obligatory Maccies breakfast and the hashtags #sorry #notsorry
She should be sorry, she is getting larger by the day!Filtered to fu*k as usual. Obligatory Maccies breakfast and the hashtags #sorry #notsorry
She doesn’t have any new cars!It doesn't look to me like their in the new car?