Tanya Burr #9 eighty thousand things to flog, one short boyfriend and one missing dog

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You guys we are going to be looking at more free furniture coming in, honest to god she could at least donate her old one🤦‍♀️
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Lets see if she deletes this comment, if youre out here let us know!😂🤣
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This crusty thing. How the duck does she always manage to burn everything she bakes. Literally, every single time. >_< It does my head in that there are so many talented pastry chefs out there and this talentless twit got a baking book deal.

God she isn't good at anything, is she? Even makeup, she was mediocre at best. If she would try to be doing looks now, she would be swallowed alive by all the artists.

Truly, if I were her I would've just accepted that what I was able to accomplish mostly came down to being in the right pace at the right time, thanked my lucky stars, and just fallen away gracefully. That she thinks she's now somehow advanced in her career to an actor/off-duty Instagrammer is just so beyond embarrassing. You're floundering, Tarn.
 
She's so messy and careless! The water in her jug of flowers is brown because she wasn't arsed to pull the leaves off the stems below water level, so they're rotting and will shorten the life of the bunch.
She must have filled the cake tin liner with her usual level of precision (zero) judging by the burnt bits all over the paper, and it's obviously been left in the oven too long.
She posted a picture during the week of a jumble of tit on her nightstand.
I mean if I wanted to look at the detritus of a lazy witch I'd just have a sconce around my own gaff 😕
 
So has anyone watched 'Twist' yet? Just found it online and skimmed through to see where she actually appears. About an hour in, she finally makes her cameo at 53:48 and delivers her one line "I thought you knew all the galleries in London?" to David Walliams character. A simple, effortless line...yet Tanya manages to deliver it like a teenager in a school play 🤦‍♀️ utterly hopeless. I couldn't bear to watch the whole 90 mins, to see if she pops up again anywhere else.
 
mgmt88 said:
A simple, effortless line...yet Tanya manages to deliver it like a teenager in a school play 🤦‍♀️
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Tanya's problem (imo) is that she thinks she is stunningly beautiful and very unusual. She just needs a top director to spot this. So her 'performances' are so self conscious and over thought that she just can't relax and pretend to be someone else. In her head she is always 'Tanya Burr - quirky gamine starlet'. She lives her entire existence now waiting to be spotted*.

*spoiler - won't happen.
 
Jelly Bean said:
Tanya's problem (imo) is that she thinks she is stunningly beautiful and very unusual. She just needs a top director to spot this. So her 'performances' are so self conscious and over thought that she just can't relax and pretend to be someone else. In her head she is always 'Tanya Burr - quirky gamine starlet'. She lives her entire existence now waiting to be spotted*.

*spoiler - won't happen.
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I'm all for people feeling themselves but Tanya has honestly become next-level narcissistic in her constant eye-bleeping selfies/vids. It's all so forced and contrived and gives me second-hand embarrassment tbh. The thing is, you can just tell that she copied those poses from someone else lmao.
 
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