Tanya and Tasha #53 Uncultured tarts. Tasha's grout isn’t clean and Tan’s wedding is nowhere to be seen

[swimming]

Enjoy your hot chocolate Tash Why would you look at that and think it was insta worthy?
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I’ve changed a nappy today that looked a lot like this.
(Not my nappy, my sons)

 

[JoJo81]

I’ve changed a nappy today that looked a lot like this.
(Not my nappy, my sons)

Yeah we believe you
If tash has had such a busy day how has she had time to binge yet another series

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Halloween fortnum and mason hamper, has Tanzi written all over it

 

[BettySwalls1]

Enjoy your hot chocolate Tash Why would you look at that and think it was insta worthy?
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Maybe she misread the 'boo' and thought it said 'poo'

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Why are they now trying to compete about who has had the longest day?! Tash works about 2 hours over 3 days and Tanzi sits booking people in for services..

 

[Nayalove96]

She has 2 KEBABS! I want to shove that air fryer up her arse

 

[JSquared]

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Halloween fortnum and mason hamper, has Tanzi written all over it

Pretty sure she got one of these last year - allegedly as a ‘surprise from her H2B’

 

[Sleepyquest]

Finding these two more boring than ever now. Just seems to be:
Food
Air fryers and food
Bake off and food
Pumpkins and candles (one of which is also food)

 

[Crazycatlady18]

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Halloween fortnum and mason hamper, has Tanzi written all over it

So spooky

 

[gossipinggirl]

These two idiots are an absolute joke! If I served my husband sausages that looked like mummies he would think I've gone completely mad! Plus I don't have the frigging time. Dickless must have to wait till gone 9pm to eat his (probably cold, due to having to take pictures first) dinner.
And as for Trash having a long day, the only reason for that is she probable locked herself out! How can anyone watch so much tv??
I do hope you both read this, I think you are the saddest women I've ever seen, get a bleeping life and stop competing with each other its pathetic!
Your husband/H2B and children must be so embarrassed.

 

[Wordsmith]

Out all day visiting all the different supermarkets more like.

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

So your not going 'out out' then Tash your going for a Chinese and a magic show

 

[Serg91]

So your not going 'out out' then Tash your going for a Chinese and a magic show

YES! It really pisses me off when she says she’s going “OUT OUT” for tit like this! More money spending too, just makes no sense.

 

[JoJo81]

A Chanel 5 movie ffs learn to spell soft arse

 

[Happyholly]

Enjoy your hot chocolate Tash Why would you look at that and think it was insta worthy?
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Did she tit in that cup? That looks like what a Dog produces when its eaten something dodgy.

 

[Lizzo21]

First time poster! They both seem massively insecure.
They are obviously way more invested in the tesicle twins than the twins are in them. Super sad existence!!!

 

[Mitzymooface]

First time poster! They both seem massively insecure.
They are obviously way more invested in the tesicle twins than the twins are in them. Super sad existence!!!

Welcome! How did you find us and how long have you been following the desperate duo?

 

[JoJo81]

Why does tash say her kids are so excited about everything? er they are teenagers not toddlers and I’m sure they don’t piss their knickers over the mundane unlike their weirdo mother

 

[JoJo81]

Her daughter had such an exciting time at the open day yet found time to cook them pizza and watch more crap on telly,

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

So your daughter threw a pizza in the oven??
So croissants this morning, pizza for lunch and some other shite no doubt for tea?!