But after Halloween it’ll be all “festive” “cosy” and “griswolds Christmas vacation”
Aww they can just
duck off with the Griswold bollocks. Tran even has the moose eggnog glasses and Trash always digs out something plaid just to proove she’s themed and festive. Bore off.
Seasons as per Trash and Tran:
1 Jan to 14 Feb - Haggis and a tartan table runner and pictures of Scottish shortbread. Chop sticks generally positioned to offend, anything vaguely oriental looking from Wing Yip. Chinese fakeaways. Hearts, red roses, pink fizz that never gets opened or drunk
14 Feb to 30 April - tulips, daffodils, errthing yellow, mini eggs and pancake tossing on the grimy hob with the grout that still hasn’t been cleaned
30 April to 1 September - Tiki bar, animal print everything for the al fresco dining. Braais! Light up cacti lights and the LazySpa that we don’t think Tran actually owns
1 September to 31 October - Halloween
31 October to 25 December - Christmas
25 December to 31 December - New Year
AND REPEAT…