(Edit: Let's just start with the facts*
2016 second hand constance
2018 same bag as 2016 but this time new from store (
)
2019 1 kelly and two birkins
2020 2 birkins, 2 kellys, 2 constances
2021 6 (
) kellys, 2 birkins
2022 1 birkin, alhough Tamara thinks spring is around the corner, the year has just begun
Since these are quota bags, you can buy only 2 per year, she must have bought second hand and under someone else's account last year. Mini kellys are different than bigger ones and two of them got stolen, but it is still a sickening amount of essentially the same damn bag over and over and over and over and over and over again.)
the great empath talking about how she told the sale assistant she will not be greedy, and "only" get a constance for her 309509039th bag this year. oh, what a sacrifice. you don't know selflessness until you have met tamara.
In her life* she has bought 8 kellys, 7 birkins and 4 constances. Let's say that a couple of those kellys are gifted from Dirty. Before Dirty she never mentioned that a bag was a present, so we do not have to assume more of them were pesents.
After the robbery (begin july, last year!) she has gotten 4 kellys, 3 birkins and no constances. Because she is hoarding hermes as h&m, it seems natural that she now wants to get more constances.
She is talking about things being cheap for the brand, buys the cheapest leather there is and buys so obsessive that she even makes "the most coveted bags in the world" look like overstock.
Imagine 15 jeans in your closet. You might tell yourself that they are different. Wide legged light blue ripped jeans are not the same as black skinny's. But we all have that one favourite pair. She might think she is not greedy in her mind but everybody else knows she is only in denial about her shopping addiction.
If your eyes do not lit up when you unbox another birkin, you are not buying them for yourself anymore!