Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart

[GossipMongoose]

The ‘school run outfits’ thing is funny. Surely you just wear whatever you are wearing at the time/for the day ahead? So work stuff if you’re going to/coming from work, gym stuff if exercising before/after, slobbing about stuff if just hanging around the house, fancy stuff if you’ve done/are doing something fancy, etc. Such a stupid idea to have outfits solely for impressing other vacuous twats at the school gates.

 

[Clytemnestra]

It just screams "Get.A.Job."

 

[kaz88]

Reminds me of a woman who used to do the school run with me. She used to wear a full length white puffa jacket a bit like this but longer, swanning about and thinking she looked the bee's knees:

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We nicknamed her 'The Maggot'

OMG, that made me roar…bleeping brilliant nickname!

 

[Dollyp]

The lace leggings are giving me hooker vibes … a huge NO!

 

[GossipMongoose]

The lace leggings are giving me hooker vibes … a huge NO!

And blimey, doesn’t she love herself in them?

I had a Barbie that had those exact tights, in the 80’s.

 

[Affiliatedlink]

Surely to God she didn’t really go out like that?

 

[GossipMongoose]

It is a current trend in high fashion, that ‘no trousers under a long blazer’ thing, but it doesn’t really work in real life. Especially not in Huddersfield or wherever it is she lives.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

School run looks I’m not a mother, but this is ridiculous. Fair play to mums who have time for this on morning.

 

[GossipMongoose]

School run looks I’m not a mother, but this is ridiculous. Fair play to mums who have time for this on morning.

My kids went to a bit of a wanky school but very few dressed like this, especially not when they were SAHMs.

 

[Wifo1976]

Nope, doesn’t happen IRL. Definitely a figment of an influencer’s imagination this school run outfit crap! No one has time for that in the morning, whether you work or not I imagine she’s dressed up 24/7

 

[GossipMongoose]

“Single handed lay keeping my local council afloat”

No, just continuously parking like an inconsiderate wanker.

 

[HoneyBeeTree]

“Single handed lay keeping my local council afloat”

No, just continuously parking like an inconsiderate wanker.

With her husbands millions

 

[Wifo1976]

Must admit her shapewear features were good - helps that she’s slim and toned still refusing to line her already-full pockets though!

 

[Clytemnestra]

I've tried on those Wacoal strapless bras before & you;re missing nothing. Great - if you want your boobs dragged down to the bottom of your ribcage by the top band of elastic. Not a good look... I'm not exactly blessed in that department so I was surprised how far down they could go

I don't mind influencers when they actually bring something practical to the table like this. Hope she keeps it up.

 

[tarahalls]

WTH has she done to her face She looks like a creepy doll in her supplement flogging story, those eyes are really quite scary!

 

[Isthatso?]

More to the point how has someone reached their mid 50’s* without going on a ‘real’ steam train?

*I know she’s not but she looks 50+ had work done rather than her age. And her dress sense is very middle aged imho, because a lot of expensive clothing is aimed at an older market.

 

[Clytemnestra]

It's the over-filled slab cheeks - they don't move at all when the rest if her face moves. Very ageing.

 

[Isthatso?]

I assume Mr Swoon is older?
I’ve seen it a lot in younger wives who come into money. They dress like their husbands friends so a generation older than they are- I suspect they feel it’s classy and sophisticated.

But yes the eyes are mad

 

[tarahalls]

I assume Mr Swoon is older?
I’ve seen it a lot in younger wives who come into money. They dress like their husbands friends so a generation older than they are- I suspect they feel it’s classy and sophisticated.

But yes the eyes are mad

They’re completely round. Nobody has eyes like that…oh wait, a blow up doll! That’s exactly what she looks like I imagine he’s in his 50s, not that much older than her but yes she does seem old & even when she dresses ‘younger’ she still looks old…if that makes sense?!

 

[Dollyp]

Her face!!!!! oh god the filler it’s terrible. Her eyes cheeks and the lips - so strange looking. She looks older than her age and she pays money for that.