GossipMongoose
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Goading people re the cat on holiday again.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart
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HoneyBeeTree
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Complete status symbol
Oh look at me and my cat flying!
designer cat no black and white cat or other common colour. Wouldn’t have considered a rescue
Clytemnestra
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That mink coloured Alexandra Miro dress is so thin you can practically see her belly button through it. No thanks! If I’m spending that much on a dress I’d like it to be better than paper thin.
She’s ridiculous! As I’ve said before the only women you see dolled up like her around Portals are paid by the hour. She can buy all the Hermes in the world but she still looks cheap & has no class!
HoneyBeeTree
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Marmaladeapricot
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She’s wishesWhat a toff
Wifo1976
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Genuinely thought the HC blazer was a Balmain!
Clytemnestra
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The only time you'd actually wear an outfit like that was if you were competing, anyway.
BrassMonkey57
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Why does she advertise “anti bloat” supplements when she is super slim. Those before and after pics are laughable. Women don’t need to see super slim women sticking out their non existent tummies saying they suffer from bloating. That’s not bloating they just need a good poo! 
I've really noticed this recently, and they're all decked out as if they're off to a top tier dressage competition. As if they're not just trotting rings around the indoor arena on a plod along school pony.
Marmaladeapricot
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New money…
GossipMongoose
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The current stories AMA. Some witless hanger on has asked her how she manages to juggle work with a busy family life and running a home because the 'asker' is really struggling. 
Of course a pampered millionaire corporate wife is the one to ask. She'll have relatable advice you can use in your own life
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To Swoon's credit, she is moderately transparent about the nature of her IG posting ('flexible') and that she has 'help at home', but there is still a lot of fluff that makes it sound like she's in the trenches with the average working mum.
Of course a pampered millionaire corporate wife is the one to ask. She'll have relatable advice you can use in your own life
.To Swoon's credit, she is moderately transparent about the nature of her IG posting ('flexible') and that she has 'help at home', but there is still a lot of fluff that makes it sound like she's in the trenches with the average working mum.
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Clytemnestra
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The hotel she's at is pseudoscience central (quite entertaining though) - all that food intolerance testing and supplement pill popping is a load of 
GossipMongoose
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Those detox retreat type places are all the same. Exploiting wealthy, disordered eaters with a love of quackery. Basically JuicePlus huns with money.The hotel she's at is pseudoscience central (quite entertaining though) - all that food intolerance testing and supplement pill popping is a load of
HoneyBeeTree
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So self obsessed. I’m all for keeping healthy with exercise and good nutrition but oh my shes obsessed with everything self and anti-aging to the extreme it’s so too much 
Self righteous to the max poor husband looks like he’s had a tough paper round
Self righteous to the max poor husband looks like he’s had a tough paper round
GossipMongoose
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Looks like she's got a discount code or something for the exclusive fat camp. 'DM me for special info'.
They must be desperate for clients if they're handing out discount codes via influencers.
They must be desperate for clients if they're handing out discount codes via influencers.
BrassMonkey57
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I can’t believe she’s commented how hectic October has been. She’s always on holiday and just spent a week on her own. God help her if she had to bloody work like the rest of us. Get a bloody grip woman 
Hectic prancing around & pretending she’s a supermodel 
No surprise she did the health place detox before she went to Monaco for a ‘shoot’ 
Like when she had her liposculpt thing before her holiday & lapped up all the “you look amazing”, “you’re so slim” comments She’s so cringe!
No surprise she did the health place detox before she went to Monaco for a ‘shoot’ Like when she had her liposculpt thing before her holiday & lapped up all the “you look amazing”, “you’re so slim” comments She’s so cringe!Nancy Knows
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She’s a dick and a chav. Nothing to see