Supertanskiii #3 “I'm so anti-Tory, I opened my craft beer with a hammer and sickle”

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I said it before on these threads but Vorders is irrevocably tied in my head to her going to the tabloids and telling everybody she fell on her arse and friction burned it whilst running naked on her home treadmill

It's filed in my brain in the 'why on earth would you tell people that' section next to Kirstie Allsopp admitting she swallowed her Airpod
 
ForeverMakingJibesWicked said:
I know I should probably do my research but

- does this woman have a job?
- does this woman have any of her own family?
- why does she hate a political party THAT much?
- who even is she?

(What she is is that she’s clearly one of the “oh, you disagree? Well YOU’RE A TORY THEN” types).
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Hello welcome
- no
- probably no
- because they’re wankpuffins
- a nobody
Hope that helps 🤣
 
gimm3more said:
Hello welcome
- no
- probably no
- because they’re wankpuffins
- a nobody
Hope that helps 🤣
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Allegedly Tanners lost her temping job due to someone dobbing her in over her vile comments.

Quite how losing a temping job means she can never find gainful employment ever again is anybody's guess.

Then again, she's the type who'd need a manager all to herself as she wouldn't be able to stay away from her phone/Twatter for more than 5 minutes. without having a meltdown so who'd want her.
 
Sideboard Bob said:
That is the funnest thing I’ve read today!
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also on that shelf is the bloke who went to the papers to complain that he'd been wiping his arse with Tesco toilet cleaning wipes FOR DAYS because he thought they were bum wipes, and apparently it took days of great discomfort to just have a glance at the packet. That's the sort of mishap that would be going with me to the grave
 
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well I must admit I am surprised, we've got an 80% measured and sensible take
 
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When you Google "Johnny Minge", the top results are all Tan's output.

There is one Threads thread where someone who is not Tan has referred to "Johnny Minge" in a reply to a Guardian article about Mercer.

The rest of the first page are hits for Jonny Minge, a Norwegian country musician who died of cancer in 2009. I presume his name was pronounced Min-ge with a hard g.

So yeah Tan, it's definitely made its way into the collective unconscious/become a meme outside of your Twitter feed.
 
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