Supercarnigel.......The Bernard Manning of Instagram

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Swear down the pillocks having a midlife crisis....Laboutins 😂😂😂😂.....clearly copying young stumpz .....like twit like twit 😂...so glad I changed my mind and didn’t go to Meadowhall today.....last thing you want to see filming in fuckin shops
 
So the I’m not gonna film whilst driving message lasted a long time I see ......what a wanker .....boils my piss, where’s a copper when you need one to catch the bastard at it 😡😡😡😡😡
 
Well well well, what do we say to this turn of events?

Only yesterday he was on his blower bragging about which porsche to take to the track day.

SMH Mr Turver. Let that to be a lesson to you and all the other stupid Inst braggers. It could have turned out a LOT differently!

P. S. I am in no way laughing at what happened. It just shows how serious it is not to plaster your things and whereabouts all over the Internet in a world full of opportunists who are much smarter than you.

No doubt it would have been terrifying and they'll be suffering with fear for a long time after this (I've been burgled before years ago and still have sleepless nights).
 
SellYerMawForASubwaySalad said:
Well well well, what do we say to this turn of events?

Only yesterday he was on his blower bragging about which porsche to take to the track day.

SMH Mr Turver. Let that to be a lesson to you and all the other stupid Inst braggers. It could have turned out a LOT differently!

P. S. I am in no way laughing at what happened. It just shows how serious it is not to plaster your things and whereabouts all over the Internet in a world full of opportunists who are much smarter than you.

No doubt it would have been terrifying and they'll be suffering with fear for a long time after this (I've been burgled before years ago and still have sleepless nights).
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I wasn’t aware of this and it’s an awful thing that’s happened. Fully agree you shouldn’t broadcast such things in first place though cos there’s always a scuzz bucket watching and seeing what you have and haven’t got , I detest stealth boasting which he is a big shot at but that’s putting out there what you have to people with no moral compass......time to step back and not broadcast what you have and your whereabouts , think of the family first and foremost.
There isn’t a cat in hells chance I would ever post anything I have .....to be fair I’ve got bugger all to post of wealth anyway but same with going out or holidays I won’t mention them until we are back home.
 
A few hours before the incident......
 

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CheekyCrackerLover said:
Not nice to hear what happened but assuming he must have decent security and cameras judging by what he owns?

I don’t understand people who over share like this especially when you own such valuable things.
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Surely your family are your most valuable asset, this is why you don’t over share it puts them in danger, the material stuff can be replaced but their fear and upset from oversharing stuff and scumbags seeing it just shows how the burglers mind works.
I know of people whose houses have been burgled from people reading the obituary of locals online.....that’s low by any stretch of the imagination 🤬🤬🤬
 
Fuckin seen it all now.......on his stories he’s been gifted a box of sex toys......talks about them , thank the Lord and I’m not religious he wasn’t using them on himself and the Mrs 😳😳😳......then in next story he’s begging for a discount off Ecco shoes .......greedy bastard in more ways than one
 
Allusernamesiputinaretook said:
Would be like the T-Rex from Jurassic park coming after you thundering down the driveway 😂😂😂😂😂
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Can just see it now, man in a Porsche with a balaclava on and a glass of water on the dash rippling, whilst in the back ground nigel is leaving fat thundering footprints in the drive as he desperately tries to rescue his car from the burglar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Nice pic of his Mrs‘s backside on his story today, I don’t know how to add it to here lol shame cos it should be documented for future reference or as my dad used to say placed on mantelpiece to keep kids away from the fire.....be warned dont go looking if about to have your tea and beware of all the fuckin cellulite 🤢🤢🤢🤢, used to think his Mrs deserved a medal putting up with this sexist pig but thinking now she’s as fuckin dippy as him
 
He is a vile crass man who believes he could be a food critic..... can’t say I’ll be taking food advice from a man who lets half his bacon butty run down his chins! The only ‘food critic’ to wear a scabby polo to a Michelin star restaurant...:sick:
 
Watching this pig shovelling in his breakfast this morning 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Food falling out his mouth and slapping noises like a ball sack banging against a wet fanny, whilst he talks at the camera about his magnificent 2.5 stone weight loss.

Manners of a bleeping slug. Makes me heave that guy. How does his mrs allow this.
 
SellYerMawForASubwaySalad said:
Watching this pig shovelling in his breakfast this morning 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Food falling out his mouth and slapping noises like a ball sack banging against a wet fanny, whilst he talks at the camera about his magnificent 2.5 stone weight loss.

Manners of a bleeping slug. Makes me heave that guy. How does his mrs allow this.
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Hahahahaha worth checking this thread again just for the ball sack banging against a wet fanny reference 😂
 
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