Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #35

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3 hours?!
It starts at 8:35 and ends at 01:30 am! and we complain about Strictly filler!

The shitness of the show in general, the billion couples in the aeon-long final, the fact that half the Strictly pro cast are hanging out there, the prospect of Gio trying to be nonchalantly aloof in his ‘Captain Birdseye’ outfit … it’s a veritable Christmas treat!

Also the fact that Giada, Anastasia, and Pasquale are effectively in a hostage situation, and might as well have signs round their necks saying 'SAVE ME' or 'SARAH JAMES, PLEASE CONSIDER MY CV!'
 
It starts at 8:35 and ends at 01:30 am! and we complain about Strictly filler!



Also the fact that Giada, Anastasia, and Pasquale are effectively in a hostage situation, and might as well have signs round their necks saying 'SAVE ME' or 'SARAH JAMES, PLEASE CONSIDER MY CV!'
How are the audience not asleep by the end of it?

Omg, I just realised it's 5 hours long!
 
It starts at 8:35 and ends at 01:30 am! and we complain about Strictly filler!



Also the fact that Giada, Anastasia, and Pasquale are effectively in a hostage situation, and might as well have signs round their necks saying 'SAVE ME' or 'SARAH JAMES, PLEASE CONSIDER MY CV!'

And to think TPTB wont consider doing the Sunday show on a Sat night because it will finish late. I wouldn't make it past midnight never mind 1:30!
I hope they at least get something more than the infamous stingy Strictly biscuit. 🍪
 
OMG now there's been some sort of massive electrical short-circuit and they've had to suspend the transmission! I am imagining Nikita and Vito passing a bottle of grappa back and forwards and communicating using only their eyebrows..
What a mess 😂 Are you watching it?
 
I put it on there but it's so incomprehensibly long it's unspeakable. The power is now back. TBH I was just hoping to get a glimpse of Nikita or Vito in the audience...
Is the winner decided purely on social media likes or have I made that up?
 
Just checked out the Instagram for Ballando con le Stelle.

This is riveting. Hopefully it's not 5 hours of the same.


Remember how we slagged off the pro dance where Carlos sniffed Karen's arse? If only we knew..

Wow, Nikita's sister and her partner are now doing a paso (?) to Bad Romance! It bears zero resemblance to Layton's - she is in a sparkly bra and fringed knickers.
Oh we just got a close-up of Nikita looking lovely in the audience with his girlfriend!
 
Have to say it’s not what I imagined. I was expecting sexy Italians with super hot dances not office party when someone has laced the punch with LSD.

It's actually been fairly youthful this year usually there are a fair few OAPs!

I remember during last years final Vito saying a few words of thanks and how grateful he is to be part of the prestigious Strictly Come Dancing.
I'm betting the Strictly boys are sitting in the audience feeling that way tonight.
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Remember how we slagged off the pro dance where Carlos sniffed Karen's arse? If only we knew..

Wow, Nikita's sister and her partner are now doing a paso (?) to Bad Romance! It bears zero resemblance to Layton's - she is in a sparkly bra and fringed knickers.
Oh we just got a close-up of Nikita looking lovely in the audience with his girlfriend!

Am I right in thinking Pasquale is heading for another win? Especially now his Celeb has been revealed to be having treatment for Leukaemia.
 
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So it's partly based on social media likes?
 
It's actually been fairly youthful this year usually there are a fair few OAPs!

I remember during last years final Vito saying a few words of thanks and how grateful he is to be part of the prestigious Strictly Come Dancing.
I'm betting the Strictly boys are sitting in the audience feeling that way tonight.
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Am I right in thinking Pasquale is heading for another win? Especially now his Celeb has been revealed to be having treatment for Leukaemia.
Pasquale is definitely winning again. His celeb is married to a pretty well known footballer im pretty sure
 
Pasquale has won! They did a mad dance-off where he and the other couple did like four dances in a row?! Insane.
Maybe this will finally get him onto Strictly..
 
bleeping hell, how on earth did Pasquale win AGAIN??

Gio's Beryl Army? He did a story asking people to like Pasquale's celeb's insta post. I liked Giada and Anastacia's immediately out of spite lol. I always mean to unfollow him but he posts so infrequently I forget I still do. 😂
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Remind me to never complain about the quality of CGI on Strictly ever again... Jesus Christ! 😂 😂 😂

 
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