Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #3

[Fillyjonk]

How is he 27?? How?!

Perhaps he's been smoking 20 a day since he turned 13. Or there's a portrait of him in somebody's attic that looks younger every day.

 

[lavendervase]

I remember on Kai’s first year everyone was going mad for him saying how good looking he was. I have never seen it and if I ever was going to think it that suit has just put me off for life.

 

[fluffycow172]

I remember on Kai’s first year everyone was going mad for him saying how good looking he was. I have never seen it and if I ever was going to think it that suit has just put me off for life.

Lets just say they’re really not painting a good picture of “british lads” with him and Neil

 

[cherry198]

How is he 27?? How?!

He’s 37, I refuse to believe otherwise.

 

[Fillyjonk]

He’s 37, I refuse to believe otherwise.

I think he could pass for 47.

 

[BDY_97]

I do wonder if with this news, she'll call it a day after this one. I do genuinely think she was contemplating quitting this year, the issues she has on the show combined with having a grandchild in America might make her think it's not worth staying. And TBF, 7 series is a decent amount, same as Darcey and longer than Arlene. Not everyone can be a Craig and stay 20 years.

I don’t think so. The judges are paid ridiculous amounts of money and it’s guaranteed work for 4/5 months of the year. She has from February until Strictly starts filming later in the year where she might spend a bit more time in the US, but can’t see her giving up guaranteed work and money.

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

He’s 37, I refuse to believe otherwise.

I think he could pass for 47.

I see your 47, and raise you 10.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Lets just say they’re really not painting a good picture of “british lads” with him and Neil

Somehow Neil is the more attractive option.

 

[Fillyjonk]

I see your 47, and raise you 10.

Kai in Strictly 2033:

 

[Elleyunsun]

Can confidently say I would rather rub Lynx Africa into my eyeballs than wear this. Who on earth is his market? Facebook Beryls? Also, diamanté earrings… the shade

 

[LowCalCalzoneZone]

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Can confidently say I would rather rub Lynx Africa into my eyeballs than wear this. Who on earth is his market? Facebook Beryls? Also, diamanté earrings… the shade

Why is a tomcat spraying his scent everywhere the first thing that springs to mind

 

[dee_mc]

Eau de Benson & Hedges
I'm sure it'll be a best seller

 

[Elleyunsun]

Apparently he’s going to launch a ‘lifestyle brand’ like Goop, if Goop sold fake tan, fake watches and industrial strength hair gel presumably.

 

[soccergirl]

Apparently he’s going to launch a ‘lifestyle brand’ like Goop, if Goop sold fake tan, fake watches and industrial strength hair gel presumably.

Oh Lord! He will move onto clothing apparently. Tbf I expect he’s got a lot of camel jumpers to shift

Giovanni Pernice's 'dream comes true' as he embarks on unexpected career move

Giovanni Pernice, who joined BBC's Strictly Come Dancing as a professional dancer back in 2015 has embarked on a very unexpected career move as he says his dreams are finally coming true

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Elleyunsun]

The brand is called ‘GP Vita’ which honestly sounds like a vegan margarine or something.

 

[Boring Monday]

Isn’t having your own perfume and cubic zirconia range a bit … well, 1990’s?

 

[DoseofReality]

Oh Lord! He will move onto clothing apparently. Tbf I expect he’s got a lot of camel jumpers to shift

Giovanni Pernice's 'dream comes true' as he embarks on unexpected career move

Giovanni Pernice, who joined BBC's Strictly Come Dancing as a professional dancer back in 2015 has embarked on a very unexpected career move as he says his dreams are finally coming true

www.mirror.co.uk

Maybe that's what Kai was wearing, the double breasted beige leisure suit.

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

Apparently he’s going to launch a ‘lifestyle brand’ like Goop, if Goop sold fake tan, fake watches and industrial strength hair gel presumably.

I look forward to Gio recommending that we steam-clean our vaginas

 

[Definitely Maybe]

I look forward to Gio recommending that we steam-clean our vaginas

Definitely needed after you’ve ‘been’ with him

 

[posy]

Other than his loyal fans who is going to buy Gio’s brand - I just don’t get how anyone could think this is a good business model. Guessing this will be Gios last year on strictly.