Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #2

[lavendervase]

Nah, Vito is lovely, but I don't fancy him. I don't think I've ever fancied a Strictly pro, not sure why when they're all a good looking bunch (and Neil)

Have you seen one called Gorka Marquez?

 

[Fillyjonk]

Gorka is probably the least fanciable one to me tbh.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Gorka is probably the least fanciable one to me tbh.

Same here.

 

[UnknownTattler]

Have you seen one called Gorka Marquez?

Gorka doesn't do anything for me I think it's because he's shorter than me. (I know height doesn't matter when you're lying down, but still)

 

[glasgow27]

I don’t think Gorka has aged that well since becoming a parent. Bring back the old hair!

 

[LowCalCalzoneZone]

I don’t think Gorka has aged that well since becoming a parent. Bring back the old hair!

Oh, I think he is ageing very well indeed . I like the shorter hair and stubble (also the fact that he seems to prefer hoodies and slippers these days - hard relate). Not so much a fan of the big quiff hair

For me it's Gorka, then Vito, but not really attracted to any of the other male pros. Can appreciate the classic handsomeness of Nikita but he just looks far too young for me

 

[soccergirl]

I used to fancy the Fanny Rat until the last couple of years of progressive sleaze + desperation. Before him it was Pasha - in fact I like Vito because he reminds me a bit of Pasha - sold as a sex bomb but actually a delightful goof (remember Pasha's historically cheesy intro??)

 

[lockdown sux]

I saw this April fool on Tik tok and thought you lot might get a laugh out of it. Poor Tyler thought the real firemen were strippers

 

[lalalandx21]

Anyone remember the awful perm gio had on his year with ranvir

 

[soccergirl]

Anyone remember the awful perm gio had on his year with ranvir

Did he have a perm?? I remember his hair looking good that year

 

[StephenTJackson]

I saw this April fool on Tik tok and thought you lot might get a laugh out of it. Poor Tyler thought the real firemen were strippers

I suppose it's a compliment to the Firemen that Tyler thought they were strippers, strippers generally being attractive people. Especially the guy with the buzzcut

 

[Elleyunsun]

Anyone remember the awful perm gio had on his year with ranvir

I was a Bill fan so don’t remember paying him much attention beyond that sailor suit in the semi-final and the well-intentioned small army of shippers who thought they were going to run off into the sunset with him playing step dad

 

[AshT]

Did he have a perm?? I remember his hair looking good that year

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No I don't remember a perm either! Honestly that's the only year I found him in any way attractive His hair looked good that year.

 

[posy]

No perm - I think his hair is naturally just thick and wavy when longer. Agree that year was his best look.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I think I am the only person who actively misses Gorka's blond era.

 

[KeriRhys]

I think I am the only person who actively misses Gorka's blond era.

I loved blond Gorka!
I'll take any Gorks though...I'm not fussy!

 

[lalalandx21]

Sorry if perm was the wrong expression, I just meant the long curly hair

 

[soccergirl]

I love how the Rio fans after a few hours of consternation and tutting at Gio talking about girls' tits, are back on their shipping! nothing will stop them from believing their poor lamb just needs the love of a good woman, who will secure the supreme prize, an ageing Italian manwhore!

Meanwhile Vito perhaps has sensed a gap in the market for a truly wholesome single Italian man, and is storying about going to Italian mass in London for Palm Sunday and the importance of spending time with family over Easter.

 

[Elleyunsun]

I love how the Rio fans after a few hours of consternation and tutting at Gio talking about girls' tits, are back on their shipping! nothing will stop them from believing their poor lamb just needs the love of a good woman, who will secure the supreme prize, an ageing Italian manwhore!

Meanwhile Vito perhaps has sensed a gap in the market for a truly wholesome single Italian man, and is storying about going to Italian mass in London for Palm Sunday and the importance of spending time with family over Easter.

Vito seems to actually have interests and things he likes aside from dancing and spending money and that really comes through in his off time. His cooking looks fab too, he was a great hire for Strictly (and I feel guilty thinking he was going to be another plonker).

Rose has the Olivier awards later and I hope, whatever the result, they can hold off trying to credit this success to him

 

[Scottishfalpal1]

Neils going to be a dad