Strictly Come dancing 2023 #12

[diamondthunder]

I love this DM story about Nikita snogging a 'mystery woman' - they keep saying 'we have no idea who she is; his reps have been approached for comment', when his girlfriend has posted pics of them together on her stories last night!

Strictly pro Nikita Kuzmin gets cosy with a mystery woman

Strictly pro Nikita Kuzmin got cosy with a mystery woman after Saturday night's live show.

www.dailymail.co.uk

That article is so bleeping funny in so many ways

- referring to her as a 'blonde beauty' in the captions of photos of her where her hair couldn't remotely be mistaken for blonde
- linking Nikita to Molly because they *checks notes* stood next to each other at an event once
- calling his break up with Nicole the 'Strictly Curse' even though he didn't leave her for his celeb and they still seem to be friends*
- and my favourite sentence, about the alleged sex podcaster ex (are we even sure they were ever actually a thing?) "she confirmed her new relationship without naming Nikita but shocked his legions of fans by revealing they performed an X-rated sex act together which she said made her 'a new woman.'" Incredible someone gets paid to write that nonsense.

*The kittens she was playing with the other day look the same as the ones on the new girlfriend's insta page. (Watch the Sun start calling them a throuple now)

 

[anniemouse]

My ick- men wearing smart shoes without socks on

It always looks like they’ve just shoved the shoes on to put the bin out or go to the ice cream van

 

[Geetbo]

It always looks like they’ve just shoved the shoes on to put the bin out or go to the ice cream van

Plus the shoes must bleeping stink.

 

[PontiacBandit]

Amy, Janette and Diane at the awards.

Not sure about Janette's frock!

 

[LittleBirdie]

His brothers are also loud & obnoxious....i think it's in the genes

Haha too true. Was seeing a friend of Ryan’s years ago and on the couple of times I met him out in town, he had ‘bags’ of confidence

 

[diamondthunder]

Why does Gorka have his tits out

I normally hate pointy-toed shoes but I actually really like those ones of Gemma's.

Vito seems to have borrowed Tyler's tiny bra from the costume dept for the Pride of Britain awards

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Good Lord, I almost didn't recognise Ellie, the Strictly make-up department have been doing her dirty! Vito could probably dial his fake tan down a notch

 

[nefariousnellie]

Is there a gif of Nikita from the barbie dance?

 

[Geetbo]

Is there a gif of Nikita from the barbie dance?

Yes.
It’s already in wank banks across the UK.

 

[nefariousnellie]

Oh lawd have mercy

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

I’m so extremely late because I work weekends, I’m only on sat pm but Carlos going totally off piste with that routine was bleeping great.

Hate to break tattle form by quoting myself but

@PontiacBandit and jakes are cops?!

 

[diamondthunder]

Ok, the choreography for the Barbie number was tit!

I'm glad it wasn't Nadiya and Nikita as the lead Barbie and Ken now. Them doing a rumba for the guest singer dance more than made up for it

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Amy, Janette and Diane at the awards.

Not sure about Janette's frock!

Janette, babe, why are you wearing a rag rug as a skirt.

Those platforms on Dianne are quite something as well!

 

[Farmer Sam]

I swear, they better do the Barbie routine on the pro tour. I NEED to see Nikita in those little shorts and that whole babypink himbo outfit from Row C. And then flood the venue as a result of it.

Jeeeez I’ve just managed to prise my sweaty torso off the floor and my tongue off the screen. Pump it up. WHERE DO I SIGN UP

 

[2ofeach]

Totally acceptable. Becomes borderline if you are old enough to have given birth to him.

 

[diamondthunder]

Noticed Adam and Annabelle didn't thank the audience two weeks running... always ticks me off, unless it's because they're shocked to have been saved from the bottom.

 

[Redline]

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Oh lawd have mercy

Cheers. I've just chewed my bottom lip off.

 

[UnknownTattler]

They had to reshoot because Nikita was thrusting too much..

 

[LowCalCalzoneZone]

They had to reshoot because Nikita was thrusting too much..

The polite applause from the women in the background as he thrusts away

 

[BDY_97]

It’s coming then, probably within the next couple of weeks just incase of any shock elimination. Hope the producers don’t exploit the situation too much and it’s actually authentic.

 

[louseylou]

It’s coming then, probably within the next couple of weeks just incase of any shock elimination. Hope the producers don’t exploit the situation too much and it’s actually authentic.

Bobby might be one of the first people to actually get to choose his couples choice instead of having to shoehorn a story into why you "chose" a random song.