Had to laugh when he said Rache is always late and he's always early, and even for a job interview at 9 she'd probably turn up at 9 or just after, whereas he'd turn up early. Job interview!! His memory must be terrific if he remembers the last time he went for one of those!
Another thing that annoys me is when he says he's hung out the washing 'for Rachael'. It's not for Rachael. It's your washing too, and your kids washing!
And he can't wait for the holidays. Got me thinking...apart from not doing school runs what else will he be doing differently from any other day? You'd think it was hard work. If he had no children at school what would he do every day. All he does is shop and school runs. What a life. So many people never get the chance to live out theirs and he just wastes his.